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mr__filth1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bi-curious Female, 56

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Quote by essex34m390417
My best mate and his wife thinks im a few sandwiches short of a picnic, he likes kelly brook, whoever is on page 3 that day, the obvious ones
i like phillippa forrester, cos she doesnt take it all too serious, i like charlotte church cos she has curves and refuses to become a stick insect , i like jo frost, purely cos of the way she askes if you have been naughty, i like lorraine kelly cos there is something i dont quite know what, i like sarah beeny cos she looks like filth (to me) and wears leather..
id rather be laughed at for the variety of women that attracts me, then be stuck with one stereotype like rod stuart - yes blondes are lovely, but but he has missed out on brunetts
there, now i have embarrassed myself, i will let you carry on lmao

"sarah beeny looks like filth" rotflmao i DO like that
Quote by freckledbird
The post says 'female seeks female', not 'couple seeks female'. You say your wife seeks female but then refer to 'we' and 'us'. If I was a single female I wouldn't respond because I wouldn't know exactly what was going to happen. Single females need to be careful, after all.
If I was you, I'd make it obvious who will be there and what involvement there will be from you. Maybe then you'd get a better response without bumping your own advert up constantly.

thanks for the advance frecklebird . I will have no involvment at all except for helping my missus get what she would be all above board but i can see where the possible concerns would be for a single female.I'm writing this from my own perspective so it obviously does come across as a bit suspect :cry: . Maybe i should get her to write an advert herself.
Quote by 34fun
a brain and a pulse - that is normally enough for me confused

fussy arent you lol
ok then thats ageed,i'll keep following you everywhere until i get booted out ok? wink
*runs downstairs to have a weewee*
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway... wink rolleyes

:shock:
how cheeky can one person be? smackbottom
can't you tell he's in love lol
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:

thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty' wave
:shock: are you stalking me? :lol:
yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
i've found that as im becoming more advanced in aged rolleyes im attracted to different things than when i was younger.I cant quite put my finger on it but it can be their smile,their voice or even the way they dress.I tend to find lots of women attractive lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway... wink rolleyes

:shock:
how cheeky can one person be? smackbottom
can't you tell he's in love lol
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:

thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty' wave
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Dancing around naked with absolutely no physical contact?
Ermmm I think I'll give it a miss rolleyes

well at least its a start!
for a new lap dancing club opening up in Coventry town of you ladies going to apply for a job there ? wink
Quote by phillstarr
well as i am sure it will be pointed out to me, if it has been done! (as a newbie i hope i will be forgiven)
what is the;
a) most common sexual position (you think)?
b) most abventurous position you have tried (men or woman)?
c) hardest position to get into (without doin yourself a mischief)?
d) the most penetrative position (as in ow that hurt)?
and the most important of all;
e) the most pleasureable position you (again for men or women)?
please forgive if this has been done before but i am just trying to join in.
if you take part then thanks alot
phill xxxx

a)missionary
b)missionary
c)missionary
d)missionary
e)missionary
rolleyes
oohhhh yeah baby boy do i like to sqeeze a nice juicy spot smile .I just love the ones that 'pop' 2 or 3 times uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm :happy:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
piss off mad

mods,mods can i report this please..personal attack alert !!!
Can you please convert the measurement to the metric system as 18 cm's sounds alot bigger than 5 inches smile
Am i a 'vanilla' ? i'm new to the scene so i supose i am........i'll get my coat............
Quote by naughtynymphos1
that old chestnut again.I find that women love my 6 inches biggrin

bit wide for me that wink
there you go again mad i can do magical things with my 6 inches , infact, it even suprises me sometimes :wink:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
so what if blackmen have bigger cocks rolleyes .I like women so cock size doesnt bother me lol

i'm with you on that one :lol2:
hang on a was only a couple of minutes ago you said that "more than a mouthfuls a waste".Make up your mind woman is it cock or pussy for you wink :wink: :wink:
can't i have both dunno
ok i'll let ya :wink:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
so what if blackmen have bigger cocks rolleyes .I like women so cock size doesnt bother me lol

i'm with you on that one :lol2:
hang on a was only a couple of minutes ago you said that "more than a mouthfuls a waste".Make up your mind woman is it cock or pussy for you wink :wink: :wink:
u2 at roundhay park,Leeds in the early nineties on the zoo tv was pure quality and i was right at the front smile