Quote by essex34m390417
My best mate and his wife thinks im a few sandwiches short of a picnic, he likes kelly brook, whoever is on page 3 that day, the obvious ones
i like phillippa forrester, cos she doesnt take it all too serious, i like charlotte church cos she has curves and refuses to become a stick insect , i like jo frost, purely cos of the way she askes if you have been naughty, i like lorraine kelly cos there is something i dont quite know what, i like sarah beeny cos she looks like filth (to me) and wears leather..
id rather be laughed at for the variety of women that attracts me, then be stuck with one stereotype like rod stuart - yes blondes are lovely, but but he has missed out on brunetts
there, now i have embarrassed myself, i will let you carry on lmao
"sarah beeny looks like filth" i DO like that