Quote by Angel Chat
im watching this thread with interest :twisted:

Quote by Sarah
My sex drive has gone thru' the roof in the last couple of everyone elses ??????
*stupid question on a swingers site but i still decided to ask*

Quote by tigermoth
Well, I'm going to the midlands on Friday and Wigan on Saturday --- I'm excited already :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by bluexxx
Well, I'm going to the midlands on Friday and Wigan on Saturday --- I'm excited already :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Erm, not sure what you are asking really....?
You do not tell us you age or situation. MOst peoples sex drive changes during there life. So what do you want to know ?

Quote by outlaws2001
stocking and suspenders with a basque (tits hangings out over the top)

Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
I thought i would try dogging last nite.... i know its cold....i went on SH found 2 sites thought iwould try both out.
First site i went to no cars no nothing
second site went to loads of cars. so i parked up and then waited...i then called a friend to find out how doggers comunicate...
Then omg the boys in blue turn up wait a good 30 mins when they search a car. They drive of. I thought then i would try a diffrent part of the car park, stick the car inm to reverse.
BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
Thought my luck must change waited another bloody freezing by this time so go home.... No luck.
MikeC

Quote by LoMax2001
Erm, not sure what you are asking really....?
You do not tell us you age or situation. MOst peoples sex drive changes during there life. So what do you want to know ?

Quote by Sexysteph
Ok am in the mood to play games tonight
so you are Male and from Essex but what else do we know about you?
you are looking for older - older than what?
what sort of female floats your boat
You offer great sex but how do you guage that or did you become vastly experienced at a young age and can teach an older woman some new tricks or are you expecting her to GIVE YOU great sex and teach you
Come on hunni - what do you think Swingingheaven is about? It's not a quick shag site. Try slowing down, introduce yourself properly and show a bit of respect for both you and the ladies. Join in with some of the threads get to know people and let people see you are not a moron who drops his keks at the drop of a hat.
Try reading some of the advice threads which are knocking about and maybe think about using the mentor scheme to get used to us. A bit of thought put into your posts will earn you respect.
Good Luck
Steph
ohhhhhhhhhhhh and welcome to Swingingheaven

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:shock: are you stalking me?

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so :lol:
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

Quote by newcastledave
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by
naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing
beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Quote by seperated_male43
I'm from around that area and i would pop out for a beer with you (no im not gay :shock: ) but im working all dont you prop up one of the bars in 'treacle' town centre,theres always a weirdo who will chat to you there

Quote by jodman_176
In coventry tonight....damn a week too early ;-)

Quote by cheekychimp
Hi,
It looks like the end is nigh for one of the 'Best' football players the world has ever seen.
We could probably talk all day and night about his personal failures but, I and thousands around the world do not judge him on that.....we all have problems in our personal lives and he's no different. The temptations offered to this young man were unbelievable back then - would you have resisted..!!
The end of a footballing era.....and a very, very sad time indeed..!
God Bless you George.....x
Marcus....

Quote by Lissa
In the middle.............ish.
Rugby............which is more east mids than west mids I think

Quote by triptix
From what I can tell that may be a better idea. Good luck to you both

Quote by Bazza64
Like most guys, i have a storker - every morning when i wake up!