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mrluvtong
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Huddersfield

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Thinking of giving it a whirl. Any thoughts or offers of showing me around?

sorry but am gonna have to pull out lol x Will be away in sunnier climes. hope you all have a great time x tc
sign me up please need to make up for leaving early at last one x
I have recently had one of my fantasies fulfilled by stealth.....which in fairness was part of the fantasy itself.
My gawjus lover had listened to my fantasy and asked many questions about how it worked in my head then sneaked it on me when i had called round to do a bit of DIY for her.
It was awesome! It really lived up to my expectations and i still keep having a little smug chuckle to myself........ I just need to think of a new fantasy now lol
Hell yeah! I love rollercoasters and quite partial to getting naked with other people..... I would be more than happy to be a boob holder if required too lol
i do like a good muffin, i just tend to make a mess ;)...... Please add me to the list x
No not really a fan of take that.
Do you find feet arousing at all?
surely you have got come to make sure little miss MISbehaves :twisted: be careful coming over the pennines.... i did it 30yrs ago ago and got stuck here :shock:
Whats this in your hand luggage sir?
never tried but would love to.
five is hard on this one....
Desmond Tutu - A little bit bonkers, been through some heavy heavy shit yet amazingly positive happy a true leader of those around him and played a massive part in ending aprtheid yet a very humble man too.
My little brother - was knocked down as a toddler, due to brain damage we were told he wouldnt walk talk or be able to look after himself ever. thanks to his amazing mental strength, courage determination he has overcome the fact he is blind in one eye has no sensations down the whole left side. He now has his own house a full time job a lovely girlfriend and is amazingly positive.
Ron Jeremies - Ugly man made himself a millionaire as a porn star! Say no more!
Richard Branson - One of the richest men in the world all through his own hard work and having the balls to take his chances when they came and he still comes across as a decent bloke.
Bryan Robson - England Captain who loved a pint or ten but could still turn a game by himself he could defend attack and run for ever.
Gimme five people who have affected your life in a good way
dont panic!! i am curious to know what people consider essential personal grooming before a meet.
back sack and crack or just rinse it under the tap?
as for me i try and keep on top of stray facial hairs like on the nose and the dreaded monobrow, showered shaved moisturised some decent smellies and teeth cleaned job done?
my back could probably do with waxing
i should lose a few pounds
i live too far away
am going grey
i always seem to be busy so arranging a time to meet would be tricky.
Give me 5 things you want to do but havent yet had opportunity or built up the courage.
60p ???? so you pee'd in the pool and kissed someone you didnt know too!
yes i would as i would have stood to loose something of similar value in winnings!
would you take points on your licence in to save someone else losing theres?
make sure you have a good solid erection (tent)
cook outdoors
get some loving without waking the whole campsite
go to the toilet block in your dressing gown
pump up the airbed in the middle of the night
Give me 5 things that should be in every mans hygene/beauty regime
am thinking that would be Gladiator.
"OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
"69, dudes"
"Whoa"