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ms_naughty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
0 miles · Nottingham

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You need to see a doctor !
Why oh why are you asking pointless questions on such a serious site ( cough cough)
rolleyes
M_N xxx
I told my doc I couldnt keep the natural yoghurt to stay in and when i left a trail in sainsburys i got complaints ... she told me just to eat it in large quantity it works the same way.
xx
I like coffee b4 and after sex ...
so if anyone invites me plz remember rolleyes
lol :lol:
M_N XxX
I used to love Aztec bars , and a 10p mix .
Yum yum .
They went a long way to be having a big bum lol
M_N XxX
I'm a woman ... but not a good one lol
:idea: .. Maybe you should ask for a bad girl
M_N XxX
I had a KFC ... went shopping late and couldn't be arsed to cook.
It was finger lickin good .
M_N xxx
Why are you carrying a chopper about in your jeans ???
Have I missed something ?
confused
M_N XxX
Quote by Drewxcore

i'm sure i can deal with miss naughty :rascal: x

Promises promises lol :lol:
M_N XxX
do u think im not up to the challenge biggrin
Well man flu does make you weak .. so you never know wink
And I have got a fair sized chest to rub lol
M_N XxX
Quote by Drewxcore
i'm sure i can deal with miss naughty :rascal: x

Promises promises lol :lol:
M_N XxX
Quote by Drewxcore
Drewxcore and Ms Naughty to bed please.......... :P
Will be round later to adminster to you. lol

Is that together !! :lol: :lol:
M_N XxX
If you wish but you had best check with Drewxcore, to see if he is up to 2 other older women, after all I wouldn't want to frighten him.
frightened, pah. i laugh in the face of danger rolleyes x
That sounds like a challenge !
We'll sweat your man flu out of you :lol:
M_N XxX
Quote by Sarah
Drewxcore and Ms Naughty to bed please.......... :P
Will be round later to adminster to you. lol

Is that together !! :lol: :lol:
M_N XxX
Quote by Sarah
The sick bay is open
Any one who is ill please report in
The SH nurses are on hand to help sort you out.
:P

I've got bronchitis and an ear infection... I need someone to rub my chest for me ! Any offers ??
rolleyes
M_N XxX
I'm thinking of getting a Road angel ... thanx for that last post sxi4uall as i was thinking tom tom was the way to go.
I just hate speed camera's
M_N XxX
Thanx Sarah and crew for a great night.
I wasnt brave enough to speak to many people , but i met a few i've spoken to.
Thanx again
M_N XxX
I love teasing my window cleaner ... and this year I might invite him in to fill his bucket !
So all wish me luck ... as I'm shy really .
M_N XxX
3 years !!! ... and your still fairy sane lol
It seems alot longer than 3 years since I've been after your allsorts !
kiss
M_N XxX
There are lots of married / attached people on here , there here for many reasons.
I'm not married but could be called attached , if i'm asked I dont hide it .. I tell most people before I meet them or during our first meeting. I have reasons why I'm here and if the people i meet care enough to ask why i tell them and I dont think I should be 'outed' because I dont fit what some think is 'right and normal'.
As for the married men that were first mentioned ... they proberly have there reasons too for being here ... I dont have any quarms about meeting married guys , its nice tho if they say they are.
Now i'm going to duck my head and wait for the tar and feathers to be thrown at me !
M_N XxX
Me a fibber !!
Never.
Santa won't come if i'm naughty ... so I'm gonna be good lol
M_N XxX
Quote by Pete_sw
Bacon plzzz .. no butty for me .. cant eat bread :-(
I work from home .. I run my own business making soft furnishings.
It gets a bit lonely at times but gives me time to log on here for a few mins when i get the urge lol
M_N XxX

:bounce: Soft Furnishings Tester at your disposal anytime :bounce:
:rascal:
Lol
I only do made to measure !
rolleyes
:roll:
M_N XxX
<<< stands ready to be measured :lol2:
What an offer ... best one I've had for a while
wink
M_N XxX
Quote by Pete_sw
Bacon plzzz .. no butty for me .. cant eat bread :-(
I work from home .. I run my own business making soft furnishings.
It gets a bit lonely at times but gives me time to log on here for a few mins when i get the urge lol
M_N XxX

:bounce: Soft Furnishings Tester at your disposal anytime :bounce:
:rascal:
Lol
I only do made to measure !
rolleyes
:roll:
M_N XxX
Bacon plzzz .. no butty for me .. cant eat bread :-(
I work from home .. I run my own business making soft furnishings.
It gets a bit lonely at times but gives me time to log on here for a few mins when i get the urge lol
M_N XxX