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mw123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Come on mate. We went though this less than 3 hours ago.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64564.html
You got 97 views and no interest, nothing has changed, its only darker outside.
Try harder it is not the fuck fest you think it is, or it certainly wont be if you continue with please shag me posts.
I am not having a go mate, but I have had reasonable sucess in the space of a week and I have watched 6-7 single males a day put posts like this and they never raise any interest. You have got to put some work in first.
It can happen if you do it right, I am helping here not slating. Take it as that and you might get some interest
I am amazed you have no genuine takers yet, I always thought Cheshire was a hot bed for this. There is one site I am aware of which used to packed to the rafters. Not sure whether its Cheshire or GTR Man though.
i know Rach I was only pulling your leg.
Where in Cheshire are you from, I work there ?
You really know how to make a man feel good. You could have just lied to make me feel good.
Re-Read my post and you are on a better footing.
It aint gonna happen for you right away though
Look mate its advice.
Take it or dont take it. But dont be surprised if you have 100 views and 0 replies.
If you choose to ignore what i say.
Make sure it does not clash with the X Factor.
I need my weekly dose of Chico Time
Read my post in the attached link.
Then go away, think about it then come back all ready to start again.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64575.html
I think if your not sure, your not ready.
Its all very well having a piece of plastic / rubber in your girlies mouth.
Imagine it was another blokes throbbing hard cock, would it still be the same.
Just a thought
Sorry to be graphic :shock: I needed to to illustrate my point.
With respect mate, if you went upto a lady in a bar and said this you would get told to get a life.
This site is no different, people need to be charmed, worked on, made to feel good and at least need to know who they are talking to.
This may come as a great surprise but there are not hundreds of women logged in around the clock just waiting for offers like this.
In real life it is soooo easy for a women to get sex they only have to say
Things are really no different here the men to women ration is about 1000:1 so they can afford to be choosy and select the best.
Posts like
"Hi Just joined the site today and I wanna shag women or couples I am 25 got a big dick and am dead horny" really are not gonna get their juices flowing
You should have to acknowldege you have read this before you are allowed to use the site
Put some effort in for god sake mate tell them about yourself.
Dont just say "yep Ill do her"
I have only been on this site a couple of weeks and if you trawl through my post history, they are mostly all of me being critical of single males making no effort and expecting instant sex.
Is there some form of sticky we can put up in an attempt to educate people, I am sorry if there is one already
Sadly the no single blokes writes me out.
Hope you get sorted though
Form an orderly queue now ladies . LOL
Step One - Join forum as a single male
Step Two - Post "Any women wanna shag request". As first post
Step Three - Bump it a few times
Step Four - 100 Views 0 replies
Step Five - Never come back
All usually in the space of a week
Just what the Doctor ordered. Telling you if I was married to you I would never leave the house. LOL
Dont know when I was in my early twenties shagging for England. I used to avoid the Virgin types like the plague and stick with the more mature ladies.
I had a saying I would rather shag a women, than kiss a darling as it is a common known fact that the virgin types used to take a lot of work and when young you just want sex.
On a similar vain what I cannot deal with is seeing men whose girlfriends are taller than them.
I am sorry I could have the best women in the world but if she was taller than me, off she would go.
I am sounding very much like a caveman and I am not at all
Nothing sexier than a small women, I will have to try and find your profile and see if you have any pics. Someone else back me up on this
.Dont go has far as dwarves though that would be a bit weird
Suits me I have always had a thing for really small women. I think it stemmed from when I was in my 20's i was going out with a girl who was 4ft 10 in and had 38 dd boobs, gosh I had some fun throwing her around.
I would hate to see her now she is probably crippled with back pain carrying such big boobs around with a little body
New to this site so I have been browsing through the photo ads and the amount of people who have adverts and do not have a pic to accompany it. But insist that anyone interested must send them a pic, or they will be deleted without reading them.
Im sorry if you cannot be arsed posting a pic I aint jumping through hoops sending you one.
Am I going a little over the top or does anyone else think it is a tad unfair?
I have only been on this site a week and almost all of the single males posts are the same.
they might as well just put
"Man wants shag please contact".
I might be a single male but I know the art of wooing and groundwork and putting in some effort.
Seeing a large selection of young women showering alongside me I can accept. Seeing people on the throne, definately not, some things are best not shared, unless your into that sort of thing.
Just come back from a long weekend in Berlin. While there it became very evident how hung up Brits are with Nudity etc.
I stayed in a 5 star hotel which had leisure facilites, part of this included a wet room sauna and steamroom. However the rules were no costumes, I had no problems with this as I think I look rather good naked(lol). However the German women just sit around legs akimbo and so on, whereas the few english people who stayed were positively horrified and would not enter.
Anyone else noticed this when travelling abroad.
This just totally sums up the opinions people have of some of these sites.
That women are just waiting for single men to pop up
Groundwork is essential, its like when your replying to the photo ads, i always do it respectfully. However I bet some of you single gals or couples are sick of the "Hi my name is X and heres a picture of my dick, lets "..
Surely single men who consider a post like the one we are discussing must see the similar ones posted below with a 100 views and no replies.