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Quote by Dave__Notts
A man is in a room on a ship.
This room has no windows, and no light comes into the room. In this room, to the left is a toilet, to the right is a sink, in the middle of the room there is a table but no chair. On the table is a map, a sextant, a protractor and a pencil.
How does the man know when the ship he is sailing on has crossed the equator?
Dave_Notts

if the toilet is a flushing one..... north of the equator the water always wirlpools clockwise when flushed south of the equator it alwaws wirlpools anticlockwise (or the other wat round cant remember)
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niceguy27
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with new laptop batts it dont realy matter you can leave them plugged in all the time without doin too much damage. with older ones it is prob best to fully charge then run flat etc as older type (pre 2003) are a little more sensative
hope this helps biggrin
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niceguy27
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hey i get called a slut all the time all i say is
damn right i am its good fun
slutyest thing ive done tough choice but shaging a girl with her unsuspecting bf downstairs watching footy probably
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funnyest thing ive seen all day
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by hitch631
Lol just sitting here thinking ok a Q for you all
How many off you would lick that out IF it meant you would get 1 million pounds ????
:idea: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

maybe if you threw in 1000 gallons of minty mouthwash
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niceguy27
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hi jo and welcome i have always found that being honest gets you further in all areas of life i hate time wasting liars it causes more problems than it solves. as ive posted before im a larger gent and over the years ive developed a what u see is what u get attitude. ive never been happyer
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niceguy27
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im a larger gent and when younger i was forever bein called names etc and it does realy hurt esp when its strangers, i find most girls dont give me a second glance but the few who do discover im a 'nice guy who cant do enough to help others and am very kind and caring' to quote one of my gf
I now have the attitude thanks to the same girl of ok whatever your loss
i have to say i dont like the 'super model' look i much prefer someone with a few imperfections it makes them more real somehow
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niceguy27
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just like to add
a few months ago my brother decided he was gonna shave his back and chest so he got his misses to do it for him- she nearly took off one of his nips and his back looked like hes been atacked by an army of demented cats :shock: . recently he tried veet and came out in a rash all over. he now says hes stayin hairy. lol
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niceguy27
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
ok,
ive always shaved, and sometimes its a bloody pain, would be nice to have a guy do it, but would i really trust one enough??/
the whole veet thing, can this be used all over? does it cause a rash? how long does it last?
thanks
xx fem xxx

I used to shave an ex girlfriend all the time she loved it and yes i have a very steady hand and am compleatly trustworthy (hint hint)
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niceguy27
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hiya and welcom to the asylum lol hope you find all u are looking for
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hiya and welcome hope you find what u lookin for
my first relationship was age gap i was 16 and she was 26 (only 10 years but seamed more at the time) we had a great time for the 2 years we were together we only parted ways because she emigrated to oz and at the time i decied not to go with her i have to say its the biggest regret of my life
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niceguy27
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personally i dont care how a woman dresses as long as they are comfertable. i have never understood why some women will but shoes thet rip their feet to pieces in 5 seconds ad insist on wherein them for the sake of fashion.
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Quote by bailiffs
personally i think that swinging no matter what the age is down to the persons personality and stage of maturity in life!
Im 19 (SOON TO BE 20 ON THURSDAY!)-sorry i had to do that!!! and i have been with colin my fella who's 26 for 4 years both want to spend the rest of our lives together, but if we were honest with ourselves couldnt see us sleeping with just eachother for the rest of of a swinger gives us chance to experiment with eachother present therefore not being unfaithful.
now i think that just because im 19 i find it very offensive that people judge me on my age.
I have alot more responsibilty, and been through more than alot of 25 year olds have.
i think its a shame when people judge, but thats the world today and i respect that.
people mature at different rates and labeling similar people the same really pee's me off.
I think what people have to remember is everyone is individual and are their own person.
To me age isnt nothing but a number and what really counts is whats inside that person.

have to agree im 27 with my own house (not rented) cat car and single, most of my single freinds think responsibility is a small town in canada and live at home. they cant understand the concept of swinging to them its a bunch of freaks exchanging keys at random i know difrent its a bunch of freaks who are totally comfertable with their sexuality, their body etc who know how to enjoy themselves age dosnt come into it (sorry) you just need to be happy with yourself
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niceguy27
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I didnt think parents did that sort of thing any more lol
seriously no kids of my own but it wasnt till i was about 19 that i worked out why my parents kept sending me and my bro out with a £50 bonus each on a friday night
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niceguy27
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best (or worst) ive heard for lady bits is 'gateway to her guts' :shock:
my bit is called fred my ex was called wilma (yes we loved the flinstones)
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moths are atracted to any lightbulb-buterflys are a bit more choosy
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ok this is a tough onei have one or two that could qualifyok the first may upset a few of you but i once had sex in a graveyard (dint know til after) ive also had sex in the back of a freinds car whilst he was driving-me an girl loved it not sure he did and of course the one i woul say was the best is the fact that im a member of the mile high club (got to say NOT the most comfertable of places lol
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niceguy27
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I wouldnt wory about it i have freinds in medical profession and you would not beleive some of the things poeple (esp kids )swollow.
eg a battery out of a car alarm fob
coins
ball bearings
marbles
toy soldiers
the list is endless lol
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niceguy27
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ok ive wanted to put face pic up 4 ages thanks for software
Icouldnever get bored of t and a but its nice to c who you are talkin to but i can understand poeple who want a little more privacy
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niceguy27
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Quote by 3someinpreston
Yaaaa but Tits and arse’s can get a bit boreing smile

:shock:
In the words of Mr. McEnroe - "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!" lol
have to agree i could NEVER get bored of looking at tits and ass
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Quote by bailiffs
I have gone back to last Saturday night at just to have a look at some of the thread themes that have been posted, up to now, about Thursday, about 5 days.
We’ve had –
23 x Hi I’m new
25 x I need help/ technical or otherwise
10 x Look at me
10 x Look at this link
7 x Jokes
4 x Congratulations
If I were able to answer perhaps a third of the help questions and posted “hi” or “you look great” or “ that’s a funny/good link” or “that’s funny a good joke” or “congratulations”, just by posting on these alone, starting from scratch, I would be on 62 posts at an average of 12.4 posts a day. In less than 3 months I’d have a full blue bar and be considered a seasoned member and contributed f**k all!
If there was a sticky for each of those topics, we could have removed 73 threads in 5 days.
It’s a start!

worship :worship: :worship: see not just a pretty face!!!!, you have a point!!!
oh im too confused with all this!!!! mad
good point but if you had a 'hi newbie here' sticky how many long term members would actually look at it
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niceguy27
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hi there just thought id welcome u and wish you good hunting
(unfortunatly u out of my range)
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well i was 16 when i lost it the lady involved was 26 lets just say wow biggrin
still prefer the older lady now
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niceguy27
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Quote by 3someinpreston
ohhh ok wink
Good on ya goin for a dirty weekend at 17 though!

it was good up til that point my mates were green for weeks (i got the girl they all wanted)
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niceguy27
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Quote by 3someinpreston
You did sue the hotel didn't u surely!!!
It should have been able to take the weight of a human leaning on it! Sue them - sue them now!!! lol

too late now and at time we were to scared to even think about it i was more worried what her dad would do to me :shock: (just to clarify she was only17 wink ) than sueing the hotel
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niceguy27
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ok not a place but in turkey one common brand af electricals is arce lik
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ok here goes a few years ago i took my then girl on a dirty weekend to blackpool (her father was quite strict so he new nothing about this) anyway we get it on in the hotel after a few drinks and all goes well until we decide to try it standing up but as she was a good deal shorter than me she decided instead to pirch on the sink.....that promtly broke spraying water everywhere soaking us the bed the floor etc and she cut her back on the edge of the sink redface . the worst part was explaining to her dad why she needed £1000 and what she was doing in blackpool hospital confused l. I avoided her dad for about a year :!:
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