Though i doubt many will remember me (i wasnt around for long) id just like to say ive been away checkin out other sites for a bit. well iv tried the rest now im commin back to the best (cheesy i kno)most other sites seem to be about gettin as many shags in as short a time as possible sorry not for me id rather get to kno the person (or poeple) involved 1st and generally have a chat and a lagh at the same time im soooo glad to be back im never leavin again. If there are others lookin to c what else there is around site wise dont bother they are pale immitations of SH
Hi darkfire im fairly new myself and just like to say hi and enjoy yourself every one is freindly on here if a little nuts. feel free to ask any questions
ok picture the scene me and an ex girlfriend (she size 6-8 5'1 )took her car to a little known garage (has kwick and fit in the name) to have two new tyers fitted, during our 2 hour wait one of the young gentlemen spent all of his time blatently flirting with her (dont think he realised i was her bf) now i was ready to lamp the little sh*te but she kept me restrained. any how her car gets taken on to the ramp they change the tyers then spend 15 minutes looking round the car tapping various bit and pieces and shaking manager walkes up to ex and reals off a list of jobs that need doing and a rather large quote to do the work. now she askes to be shown on the car what needs doin and who shows her round? the little git thats been trying to chat her up so i get up to folow and catch up just in time to hear him say 'theres nothing wrong with your car i just wanted to get you out of the waiting area and see ifyou wanted to come in the back room with me' now befor ei could reach him my ex smiled sweetly at him....... and proceeded to smack himover the head with the nearest spanner
debbiewebs i need to say if the brains are as good as the packaging then you could run mensa
Q how do you know a blonds been on a computer
A the screens coverd in tipex
just fell off chair with shock
i had posters of maddona on my wall in my younger days
well to be frank it doesnt bother me if poeple i meet are smokers or not as long as they dont spend all night chuffin and i would expect that if they at my house they would have enough respect not to smoke
my fav part of a woman has got to be her ass closely followed by legs esp in a nice pair of stockings and suspenders
i use my home email as i live on my own not much chance of any 1 reading my emails
ok you wont none pyro let me see this was a few years ago but me and a few mates were out getting a little tipsy ( in a smaal town called ashby de la zouch know it ? naa didnt think so) on the way home we decided to cut through the lesure center grounds. once there we decided to play on the playground (usual stuff roundabout slide swings) and some 'springy chickens' baisically a large spring with a chicken shaped seat you rocked back and forth on. any how on i get and i start rocking for all im worth.
the next thing i remember is coming round in my mates front room aparantly the spring snapped i fell backwards and knocked my self out. the spring catapulted across the playground and took out another of my mates ive not gone near them scince
hello there welcome to the pleasure dome hope you find what you are looking for
personaly i like women of any age younger women (im 27) tend to enjoy being tought new tricks etc and i like older women because they can teach me a few things. cant say i prefer older or younger it depends what you are looking for
a builder is carying bricks from a stack to where he is working he takes two loads
1st 2xhole bricks 3xhalf bricks 3x quater bricks
2nd 3xhalf bricks 1x quater brick1 x hole brick
how many bricks does he move?