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niceguy27
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Quote by 34fun
new here myself, approx 10 days i think.
so no doubt we will be conversing over the coming weeks - welcome back anyway !

hiya can i ask what it is ur holdin looks like a baby rat but im not sure
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wow!!! You managed to stay away for a whole 18 days!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You had better start reading and catching up!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

has it realy only been 18 days seems soo much longer o well ur not getin rid of me again
Though i doubt many will remember me (i wasnt around for long) id just like to say ive been away checkin out other sites for a bit. well iv tried the rest now im commin back to the best (cheesy i kno)most other sites seem to be about gettin as many shags in as short a time as possible sorry not for me id rather get to kno the person (or poeple) involved 1st and generally have a chat and a lagh at the same time im soooo glad to be back im never leavin again. If there are others lookin to c what else there is around site wise dont bother they are pale immitations of SH
if get a sales call i just say that im just renting the propery-that gets rid and they never ring back wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats bloody funny
ive not been cought myself (im too carful) but i have cought several poeple on the security cameras at work. the best one was a couple who spotted 1 cam and moved.......
to right in front of another cam.
My pet hate is when you ask a person where somthing is (tv remote for example) and they reply without pointing or even moveing
'Over there on the thing' mad
Hi darkfire im fairly new myself and just like to say hi and enjoy yourself every one is freindly on here if a little nuts. feel free to ask any questions
ok picture the scene me and an ex girlfriend (she size 6-8 5'1 )took her car to a little known garage (has kwick and fit in the name) to have two new tyers fitted, during our 2 hour wait one of the young gentlemen spent all of his time blatently flirting with her (dont think he realised i was her bf) now i was ready to lamp the little sh*te but she kept me restrained. any how her car gets taken on to the ramp they change the tyers then spend 15 minutes looking round the car tapping various bit and pieces and shaking manager walkes up to ex and reals off a list of jobs that need doing and a rather large quote to do the work. now she askes to be shown on the car what needs doin and who shows her round? the little git thats been trying to chat her up so i get up to folow and catch up just in time to hear him say 'theres nothing wrong with your car i just wanted to get you out of the waiting area and see ifyou wanted to come in the back room with me' now befor ei could reach him my ex smiled sweetly at him....... and proceeded to smack himover the head with the nearest spanner
debbiewebs i need to say if the brains are as good as the packaging then you could run mensa
Q how do you know a blonds been on a computer
A the screens coverd in tipex
two irishmen were sat on the floor ...........................................................................
one fell off lol
what does age matter if you feel good and make others around you feel good
looking at your avatar u dont look like a granny
ps i have lava lamp and im 27 does that make me old lol
well to be frank it doesnt bother me if poeple i meet are smokers or not as long as they dont spend all night chuffin and i would expect that if they at my house they would have enough respect not to smoke
my fav part of a woman has got to be her ass closely followed by legs esp in a nice pair of stockings and suspenders
Quote by Debbiewebs
Has any one had those moments that you wished you hadent put a post in redface
because of lack of replies surprisedops:

hate startin a thread im paronoid no one will read it let alone reply
ive just had the most extrodanary stroke of luck (well earler on today) and i feal the need to tell everyone i can
ive been hunting for a new car after my old one blew up and i spotted a nice one in local paper and went to have a look. got there had a good look round and decided to leave a deposit of £50. to my amasment the lady sellin the car said that will be fine and handed me the keys and properly filled out logbook :shock: . when i asked why so cheep she answerd
her husband had run off with his secutary then had the cheek to call her and ask to sell the car and post him the money biggrin
any one else an extrodenary luky break recently or storys of reveng confused:
i use my home email as i live on my own not much chance of any 1 reading my emails
ok you wont none pyro let me see this was a few years ago but me and a few mates were out getting a little tipsy ( in a smaal town called ashby de la zouch know it ? naa didnt think so) on the way home we decided to cut through the lesure center grounds. once there we decided to play on the playground (usual stuff roundabout slide swings) and some 'springy chickens' baisically a large spring with a chicken shaped seat you rocked back and forth on. any how on i get and i start rocking for all im worth.
the next thing i remember is coming round in my mates front room aparantly the spring snapped i fell backwards and knocked my self out. the spring catapulted across the playground and took out another of my mates ive not gone near them scince
hello there welcome to the pleasure dome hope you find what you are looking for
:shock: lol :lol:
ok similar thing hapend to me when i was living with my parents i flicked a fag end out of my bedroom window. thought nothing of it id done it often enough. any way i smell smoke but put it down to some one havin a bbq.......next mornin i went out the front door to discover a puddle of molten plastic that used to be our wheely bin redface
personaly i like women of any age younger women (im 27) tend to enjoy being tought new tricks etc and i like older women because they can teach me a few things. cant say i prefer older or younger it depends what you are looking for
Quote by freckledbird
hiya choc could you add me to your list of guys. it doesnt matter to me what your ethnic oragin is as long as you are freindly and fun to be around smile , do you have an ad at all what area you from?

She's from S.E. London, according to the words under her avatar.
redface noticed after id posted
hiya choc could you add me to your list of guys. it doesnt matter to me what your ethnic oragin is as long as you are freindly and fun to be around smile , do you have an ad at all what area you from?
a builder is carying bricks from a stack to where he is working he takes two loads
1st 2xhole bricks 3xhalf bricks 3x quater bricks
2nd 3xhalf bricks 1x quater brick1 x hole brick
how many bricks does he move?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i just read the question out to my hubby and he said the same thing either the loo or the sink so i have a feeling ur right :thumbup:

hope so otherwise i could look a compleate fool