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niceguy27
Over 90 days ago
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I would just like to say if i come across as moaning i dont mean to, most of the time im just looking for reasurance that ive not done anything wrong.
most of you more experianced members are very freindly and helpfu and im grateful for that. the advice seems sound and (so far) i havent had anyone have a go at mewhen i have asked dumb questions (have mentor now there great)
any how time to browse the forum and have a giggle.
think ive found the door now all i need is the right key wink
ok this is how i see it from my point of veiw as a newbie. joining this site is like starting a new job every1 else knows each other and gets on talking, sharing jokes about previouse experiances etc. as a new guy you are talked to politly but you still feal a litle sidlined, but as time progresses and you talk more to poeple if you fit in you are gradually accepted you meet more poeple you get freindlier with them, you form your own groups of freinds and join others, before you know it your one of the gang and you have the time of your life. until some new guy comes along asking dumb questions anoying you and you forget that was you not so long ago......
comercial porn is crap and only good for taking the piss out of after a few too many beers with your mates. however real amature porn is good as the people involved are there for some fun an do genuinly enjoy it not because they are given fist fulls of cash
as said before what poeple do is up to them but i would always mac up with strangers . some poeple (men esp) say they uncomfertable/affect performance etc i say shop around and find one that suits my fav are pleasure plus you realy cant tell u have it on (infact 1st time i used one i pulled out thinkin it had come off) and mint lube is REALY good fun
Quote by DaFunkyone

tongues are good but its allways good to have a backup plan
Isn't that what fists are for? dunno
ha ha ha rofl
never thought of that :shock:
Quote by DaFunkyone
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?

Well, thats what happens when ur fugly!!!
wink
*Disclaimer: Yes it was meant as a joke.
ok no need for that you could say facialy chalanged and id rather b facialy chalanged than have a little willy :wink:
Good retort, hun!
Ah, ha ha ha, touché, DaFunkyOne!
lol
Ha ha! It's a good job he has a sense of humour as he could've really been nasty!! :P
yep i could say its a good job i always carry a magnifying glass but i wont :lol:
tongues are good but its allways good to have a backup plan
Quote by Happy Cats
Heres a tip
Forget getting a shag, have the attitude of "lets have a laugh"
You never know, you might get a shag!

ill have to try that idea it seems agood one thanx
Quote by DaFunkyone
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?

Well, thats what happens when ur fugly!!!
wink
*Disclaimer: Yes it was meant as a joke.
ok no need for that you could say facialy chalanged and id rather b facialy chalanged than have a little willy :wink:
Quote by Happy Cats
sorry mal typo (im dislexic you know)

Come on, dont be lazy guys!
i realy am dislexic and im tryin my best
next time think b4 you type i aint desprate just v horney and its nice to be able to talk to poeple who share similar interests confused
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol

Oi, get in the queue, Im playing first lol
ok ill go sulk in a corner :cry: hang on i could still watch couldnt I :lol:
i know im new but i dont sound this desprate do i ?
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol
ok so what you are all sayin is take it slow and let poeple get to know me. Thats fair enough. Spose i was just lookin for a bit of reasurance. the mentor idea is great for askin questions so i dont make a complete fool of myself and i have 1 but you dont get a very good idea of who and whats out there till you get on forum. so i guess i better post more often.
i was only askin as i said im not lookin for instant meet i was just checkin i wasnt doing anything wrong its a scary place for newbies
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?
Help ive been infected by the work virus causing me to loose all contact with outside world need help think i need lots of b.e.e.r and maybe a Seriously-Hard-Optimal-Treatment (S.H.O.T) or three
hi all as i am very new i think the forum is a good idea it gives me chance to talk to more experianced members without feeling uncomfertable but it is wierd tryin to break into a group that allready know each other. (esp wheni have dyslexia word spell check v handy) so please give us a chance and forgiveus when we go wrong and maybe tell us what and how we went wrong. one idea may be for some of the more experianced members could set up a meet especially for newbies with a few old hands to give us some guidence thanks for reading.
Quote by PoloLady
Usually, you look at a thread in Lets Meet Up and ask to be included in the proceedings.
Usually, the Munch host will have specified that "you must have been a member of the site since before XX date". It's pointless asking if you do not fit that criteria.
Also, you need to be known either in these forums or in the Chatroom. So get reading and replying and we'll see if we like you :P

Hey Vix... why are you being 'nice' ? Either you have been appointed his mentor or he is really fit? Which is it? lol
shes obveously a nice person tryin to help a noob out a little (and i aint 2 bad 2 look at either) I realy apreaceate the help as im still tryin 2 find my feet it is a little unnerving as you all know each other
thankyou all for replying and saying hello esp to vix for your advice -and yes maybe i should drop the quotes as im dyslexic dont want to make a complete idiot af my self do i.
so how do i get an invite to a munch (or am i too new- perfectly understandable you dont want any old rif raf lol)
hi midlandsman1970 sorry to sound stupid but erm whats a munch
a freind in need is a freind indeed but a freind with weed is better but best of all is the freind dressed in leather
hi every newbie 27 yo single male from burton (near derby) looking to meet a few poeple went 2 a party a while a go with an ex and loved it and would love to do same again, but for now i would like 2 get to know a few folkes,bye and thanks for reading.
happyness is a cigar called john
Hi an x started to introduce me in to the fab world of swing but we split, can you give me any help im a 27yo male in burton area and any help/ advice or teachers wold be appreciated