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ninja
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
Straight Female
0 miles · Cheshire

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No problem. Cheers! Been a pleasure. Now where did I leave those car keys?...................................................
Quote by Pete_sw
Irish or Scotch sir? we do a mean BlackBush lol

:laughabove: BlackBush sounds great!!
mmmmm put me down for one of those single malts before i clear off to bed
Quote by Pete_sw
fec I'm hungry now, ..................... ok folks, kitchens open :twisted:

Put me down for that green Thai curry and a pint
Quote by naked-cleaner
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Errr............................................Sex?????
must sell that or you'll be done under trades description act
rolleyes bolt
Quote by squirtee

Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol

I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band surprised . so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH cool
Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
redface now how did you know we had one of those :oops:
Ohhhhhh ... you mean an inflatable boat :shock:
Errr...... not necessarily :shock: Hell, in an emergency situation who cares as long as it floats! lol
Quote by squirtee

Erm, suggestions on what we can do if we do get cut off ... and lets make it harder ... CLEAN suggestions only lol

I heard on the radio the other day that some firm is about to launch £200 wind up computers
honest its true to quote them " now even 3rd world comunities can have the internet" sure just as soon as some one invents wind up broad band surprised . so dont worry squirtee get yourself one of them and you can still surf SH cool
Good suggestion mik but I didn't mean cut off as in the electricity supply ... I meant cut off as in we cant get out of the village and no one can get in ... due to the Lake encroaching onto the road and its waist high :shock:
Time to blow up the inflatable!
Quote by squirtee
I know it might be asking a bit much but is there any food on the go tonight ??
Another topical conversation suggestion ... what's the best food to eat after a good session???
Chinese for me ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Got to be a curry for me!!
I'll have a pint of the guest bitter please
I'm reminded of the case of a couple of CCTV operators who were prosecuted for using the camera to perv at a woman's bedroom window :shock:
go on then make it a pint of Spitfire and a packet of Dry Roasted quick before the telly starts!!
Evening everyone just thought I'd pop in for a quick half :beer:
ninja because teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle was kind of a mouthful! confused
Quote by Darkfire
I'll stick with me virtual J2O hun, and you can buy me that JD when I see you properly! wink lol

OK hun! The drink has certainly not done you any harm, I've seen you've reached a grand old age! And such a muscular physique to boot!! :wink:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! or my pm box will start rattling again! rolleyes :lol:
'tis good for the biceps is JD, didnt you know that?! :lol:
redface sorry "mum's" the word
Quote by Darkfire
I'll stick with me virtual J2O hun, and you can buy me that JD when I see you properly! wink lol

OK hun! The drink has certainly not done you any harm, I've seen you've reached a grand old age! And such a muscular physique to boot!! :wink:
Quote by Darkfire
I'm on a mission to remain alcohol free for an entire week :shock: lol
mine's a J2O please, no straw rolleyes

You won't be wanting that large JD and coke I promised you then?? :shock:
Quote by Lissa
Never understood what happened to the British Car Industry with such brilliant cars!

Ok.................I'm laughing my knickers off here............you WERE joking, weren't you?
biggrin :D :D
Just think of all the breakdown companies that would of gone bust without them.
Quote by banlwales
Deviant Pervert

Thanks I needed that
Never understood what happened to the British Car Industry with such brilliant cars!
Call me a deviant pervert my choice would be an orange Austin Allegro
Note to self : must build cellar to keep females in whip
Quote by lovejoy68
Cheers lovejoy maybe i'll cling to the top of a bus to get home and have a vodka and red bull instead drinkies

no probs a vodka bull coming up could i temp you with a tequila in it as well :beer:
Oh go on then, twist my arm and stick a tequila in it! Sounds like an interesting evening! When do I have to wet my T shirt??
Cheers lovejoy maybe i'll cling to the top of a bus to get home and have a vodka and red bull instead drinkies
Quote by devondelight
Here you go then Mr Filth I have secured a pic of NN just for you so you can see how fat she is wink :wink: :wink:
DD :twisted: (would have put the blue run away pic here but I can't access it now)

Actually I'm seriously concerned that there maybe someone (or several people) trapped under here. Has anybody checked?
Quote by jay1963
Got to admit had many a horny dream bout Debbie Harry the Blondie bit did it for me

We all had horny dreams about Debbie Harry didn't we? lol
Hiya Sam :welcome:
hope ya have a fun time :lickface: