Jo,
You know who I am - we have met (socially).
Debz,
Thanks for the reference, the cheque is in the post.
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Hi there,
Whilst half the blokes will think it's their birthday, be warned that the other half will probably tell you that it is their birthday and ask for you as a present.
Seriously though, welcome to the madhouse, er, um site ..........
Good luck in your search.
P.S. I have already had my birthday (in March) so I'll have to make up another excuse to try to meet you.
Whilst half the blokes will think it's their birthday, be warned that the other half will probably tell you that it is their birthday and ask for you as a present.
Seriously though, welcome to the madhouse, er, um site ..........
Good luck in your search.
P.S. I have already had my birthday (in March) so I'll have to make up another excuse to try to meet you.
Just would like all you ladies to know that I have something long and hard and I regularly get it out.
So if you'd like to see me over my ironing board (that's the long and hard bit) then I shall gladly get it erect and steam away those creases.
Otherwise I am chuffin' useless, but there you go.
So if you'd like to see me over my ironing board (that's the long and hard bit) then I shall gladly get it erect and steam away those creases.
Otherwise I am chuffin' useless, but there you go.
Given that :
the venue may or may not involve mud wrestling
the fact that numbers seem to have the potential to increase (if you don't believe me look at the number of posts from female members)
my continued offer to record the event for posterity
the possible sale of the TV rights to Sky TV / The Comedy Channel / UK Gold
may I suggest that I look to hire a marquee?
Happy to receive your thoughts - kinky or otherwise.
the venue may or may not involve mud wrestling
the fact that numbers seem to have the potential to increase (if you don't believe me look at the number of posts from female members)
my continued offer to record the event for posterity
the possible sale of the TV rights to Sky TV / The Comedy Channel / UK Gold
may I suggest that I look to hire a marquee?
Happy to receive your thoughts - kinky or otherwise.
I wish you all the luck in the world david. If you want pics of your own event (should it ever happen) feel free to ask me and I'll bring along my digital camera, lol.
I wasn't going to post such an inane message, but then I looked at one or two of the respondents (you know who you are, and more importantly you know me) and thought why not.
Good luck in your quest, may 2005 be your year!
I wasn't going to post such an inane message, but then I looked at one or two of the respondents (you know who you are, and more importantly you know me) and thought why not.
Good luck in your quest, may 2005 be your year!
