Jo,
You know who I am - we have met (socially).
Debz,
Thanks for the reference, the cheque is in the post.
Glad to have cleared up that 'ikkle bit of confusion.
Good to see the references to taste and discretion didn't throw you ......
I am happy to be ogled, or anything else you want to do with me.
You already know what I look like though, so I shall naturally leave it to your good taste and discretion.
Did I really type that last bit?
I'd like to go, just don't fancy it as a single male.
So if there is anyone out there, preferably whom I know, wanting a male partner/chaperone/companion feel free to get back to me.
OK so it's a long shot I know ............
If you want to meet couples you could do a lot worse than get yourself down to Liaisons in Rochdale one Sunday afternoon.
Why not just get yourself a dildo?
Begins with a "D" and ends in an "O" and probably a damn sight more useful.
Hi there,
Whilst half the blokes will think it's their birthday, be warned that the other half will probably tell you that it is their birthday and ask for you as a present.
Seriously though, welcome to the madhouse, er, um site ..........
Good luck in your search.
P.S. I have already had my birthday (in March) so I'll have to make up another excuse to try to meet you.
Just would like all you ladies to know that I have something long and hard and I regularly get it out.
So if you'd like to see me over my ironing board (that's the long and hard bit) then I shall gladly get it erect and steam away those creases.
Otherwise I am chuffin' useless, but there you go.
Not able to accom this afternoon.
You may wish to try liaisons in Rochdale, it's a small friendly club and great on Sunday afternoons.
We are thinking of going later.
You missed a truly memorable experience.
And as Oscar Wilde once said "Experience is the name we give to our mistakes".
So I guess it depends on your perspective.
Seriously though, yes you did miss a most enjoyable evening.
:shock:
Just a brief Thank you for organising the mini-munch.
Nice to see some familiar faces, and a few new ones (well new to me anyway).
Hope to meet up with some of you again in the not too distant future.
Hope evreyone arrived home safely.
Given that :
the venue may or may not involve mud wrestling
the fact that numbers seem to have the potential to increase (if you don't believe me look at the number of posts from female members)
my continued offer to record the event for posterity
the possible sale of the TV rights to Sky TV / The Comedy Channel / UK Gold
may I suggest that I look to hire a marquee?
Happy to receive your thoughts - kinky or otherwise.
I wish you all the luck in the world david. If you want pics of your own event (should it ever happen) feel free to ask me and I'll bring along my digital camera, lol.
I wasn't going to post such an inane message, but then I looked at one or two of the respondents (you know who you are, and more importantly you know me) and thought why not.
Good luck in your quest, may 2005 be your year!
Liaisons in Rochdale is a good place for couples. Sunday afternoons are couples only - busy but friendly, and small enough to get to know people but big enough to have fun.