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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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a mate of mine in interview was told that he didnt need to travel to the office in Carlisle every day but could work from home. Upon hearing this he said oh thank god i fucking hate Carlisle its full of inbreeds.
How i howled when he told me, though i dont agree with his statement.
He wasnt offered the job
How i howled when he told me, though i dont agree with his statement.
He wasnt offered the job
Hi everyone,
as well as sampling the delights of Middlesborough on 22nd of June I will also be paying a visit to Pickering in North Yorkshire on June 8th.
I would like to meet up with a couple or fem for an evening of joviality, and luaghs. I even have a hotel booked if you prefer to come to me. Can travel to you if you live in the area.
Im 35 yrs old, 5'11" Medium build. Im easy going and good company to be with. No pressures, non pushy, just want to see what happens.
Feel free to pm me or if you see me in chat say hello.
regards
Orpheous
as well as sampling the delights of Middlesborough on 22nd of June I will also be paying a visit to Pickering in North Yorkshire on June 8th.
I would like to meet up with a couple or fem for an evening of joviality, and luaghs. I even have a hotel booked if you prefer to come to me. Can travel to you if you live in the area.
Im 35 yrs old, 5'11" Medium build. Im easy going and good company to be with. No pressures, non pushy, just want to see what happens.
Feel free to pm me or if you see me in chat say hello.
regards
Orpheous
hi folks. just received this and its genuine (I have a telecoms company). please be aware of this. its cost some of my customers £100's and theres nowt the can do about it.
Phone Fraud - Warning from the Police
>>
>> We have been advised of a telephone fraud currently in operation -
>> this applies to home and work telephones, landlines and mobiles.
>>
>> If you receive one of these calls, upon answering the telephone you
>> will hear a recorded message congratulating you on winning an all
>> expenses trip to an exotic location. You will then be asked to press
>> 9 to hear further details. If you press 9 you will be connected to a
>> premium rate line that costs approximately £20 per minute. Even if
>> you disconnect immediately, it will remain connected for a minimum of
>> 5 minutes costing around £ 100.
>> The
>> final part of the call involves you being asked to key in your
>> postcode and house number, which has other serious consequences.
>> After a further 2 minutes you will receive a message informing you
>> that you are not one of the lucky winners. The total bill by then
>> will be £100.
>>
>> Since the calls are originating from outside the UK, BT and other
>> telephone companies are left relatively powerless to act. The only
>> safe solution is to HANG UP before the message prompts you to dial 9,
>> even safer HANG UP on any unsolicited 'free offer calls'.
>>
>> There is another scam operating on mobile phones as well. A missed
>> call comes up. The number is 0709 xxx xxxx, the last four numbers may
>> vary, but certainly the first four will remain the same. If you call
>> this number back you will be charged £50 per minute.
>>
>> People have complained about their phone bills, once they have
>> realized the cost of the call, but apparently this is completely
>> legal.
>>
>> So beware, do not call back numbers beginning with '0709'.
Mods edit - I've amended the number you posted because SOMEONE will dial it out of curiousity!
Phone Fraud - Warning from the Police
>>
>> We have been advised of a telephone fraud currently in operation -
>> this applies to home and work telephones, landlines and mobiles.
>>
>> If you receive one of these calls, upon answering the telephone you
>> will hear a recorded message congratulating you on winning an all
>> expenses trip to an exotic location. You will then be asked to press
>> 9 to hear further details. If you press 9 you will be connected to a
>> premium rate line that costs approximately £20 per minute. Even if
>> you disconnect immediately, it will remain connected for a minimum of
>> 5 minutes costing around £ 100.
>> The
>> final part of the call involves you being asked to key in your
>> postcode and house number, which has other serious consequences.
>> After a further 2 minutes you will receive a message informing you
>> that you are not one of the lucky winners. The total bill by then
>> will be £100.
>>
>> Since the calls are originating from outside the UK, BT and other
>> telephone companies are left relatively powerless to act. The only
>> safe solution is to HANG UP before the message prompts you to dial 9,
>> even safer HANG UP on any unsolicited 'free offer calls'.
>>
>> There is another scam operating on mobile phones as well. A missed
>> call comes up. The number is 0709 xxx xxxx, the last four numbers may
>> vary, but certainly the first four will remain the same. If you call
>> this number back you will be charged £50 per minute.
>>
>> People have complained about their phone bills, once they have
>> realized the cost of the call, but apparently this is completely
>> legal.
>>
>> So beware, do not call back numbers beginning with '0709'.
Mods edit - I've amended the number you posted because SOMEONE will dial it out of curiousity!
Hi all
Im hitting the bright lights of Middlesborough on 22nd of June. Would love the company of a couple (or even a female if youre out there), if theres some sights maybe you could show me around (but not the bridge).
I'm male,35, easy going, good company, not a geek.
pm me if interested or cathch me in chat
Cheers Orpheous
Im hitting the bright lights of Middlesborough on 22nd of June. Would love the company of a couple (or even a female if youre out there), if theres some sights maybe you could show me around (but not the bridge).
I'm male,35, easy going, good company, not a geek.
pm me if interested or cathch me in chat
Cheers Orpheous
Quote by postie
Has anyone put Immac in someone else's shampoo? Or is that just too evil a thought for this time of night?
Meself.... I have no hair, so.... I don't use shampoo....
i did that to a housemate at university (oh student japes, how sad!!!) I feel awful about it now cos loads fell out and he's now real thin on top. its never grown back properly
im starting this thread after a blitz of responses in the chatroom (apologies for swearing).
It appears that there is a whole generation of people who require educating in the delights of the following
Dangermouse
Hong kong phooey
The water margin
the flashing blade
the adventure game
etc....
i would like to know if I am the only one who remembers such gems. did I live my existance in a complete fantasy world or was this all reality? i need re-assurance that i'm not losing my marbles.
Blonde...if youre reading this isnt a dig at you, i just got all warm when the topic came up in the room
orph
It appears that there is a whole generation of people who require educating in the delights of the following
Dangermouse
Hong kong phooey
The water margin
the flashing blade
the adventure game
etc....
i would like to know if I am the only one who remembers such gems. did I live my existance in a complete fantasy world or was this all reality? i need re-assurance that i'm not losing my marbles.
Blonde...if youre reading this isnt a dig at you, i just got all warm when the topic came up in the room
orph
Quote by Nicola&Alan
Small hands or bendy hands is a plus...
there really shouldnt be any blood if your fisting someone unless she's menstruating.. if there is stop and make sure shes alright.
i'll happily perform for an audience
i started the post meaning vaginal fisting as its more common, i have only once tried anal fisting but it wasnt as good for me...
for the women that love it, how would you explain to those who havent tried... what it feels like?!?
hey Im up in Glasgow in a few weeks, may i be an audience?
