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orpheous1

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25 Jul 2006

hiya NWC, could you put my name on the list please if theres still room.....thank you
Orph

19 Jun 2006

want to say a big thank you to everyone for Saturday, for hisnhers and NWcpl for the organisation.
To dizzy for organising the afternoon drinkies.
to everyone i met for the first time and for everyone i met for the second, third, fourth times etc........
cant wait until October.................................

20 Mar 2006

please may i have the honour of attending the yorks munch?????????????????/

16 Jan 2006

yoohoooooo, im coming
see you there folks, and am i on any snog lists?
orph

12 Dec 2005

i have everything crossed for you. i sincerely hope its good news

9 Dec 2005

jo i have sent pm

9 Dec 2005

please please please ma i be put on the reserve list?????
having missed out and then heard of the last three munches i neeeeeeeeeeed to go to one.
by the way vicky, how are you????
regs
Orph

8 Dec 2005

happy birthday
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17 Nov 2005

everything by the wiggles
and i have a habit of whistling 3 shiney jewels (by the fimbles)
honestly folks dont have kids

17 Nov 2005

I too have found that occassionally i need some 2 tunes. However i compensate by then listening to some radio 1, and what dross it is too (radio 1).
The cure is Radio 5, cant be beaten
ooh how long is it since my last post?

5 Nov 2005

please may i be put on the list, reserve or otherwise. as its a friday it should be more convenient for me.
thanks vicky, and i aint seen you in chat for ages, we miss you babe

17 Oct 2005

Quote by little miss 2hot2handle
Well,
I for one prefer larger men. I luv guy's who have big chest's and broad shoulder's,
who are big and strong, that can easily throw you round the bedroom and can hold you in many exciting position's :rascal:
And I'm sure i'm not the only one either, so dont worry onebadman1978, girl's fancy men in all shape's and size's.
You'll be fine hun.
Luv Lm2hot2handle
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oooh lm2hot, remind me to say a special hi to you in chat next time

17 Oct 2005

west yorks here wave

wave

17 Oct 2005

gawd now i have to remember the number and everytihing, how do you ladies do it????????

17 Oct 2005

you still on 5 then freckledbird?

17 Oct 2005

doesnt match my voice does it dawn eh?

17 Oct 2005

if its a box can you pm it?

17 Oct 2005

hiya shireen xxxxx

17 Oct 2005

blimey sarge, your quick on the uptake

17 Oct 2005

hey i know its not the time nor the place but this has finally given me the opportunity to do an ad...........and now im going to make you all pm me for the number...........at last my box will be active lol (sorry)
Orph
p.s. i actually miss the forum now

17 Oct 2005

what do i do next??????????????/
ive paced the room 11 times now, between login attempts...........what do i do? help me somebody............

29 Sep 2005

Try FRAMED folks, it's a grown up/ Kids comedy, works on many levels and is a right side splitting read, much like Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha, from years back
thoroughly recommend it

29 Sep 2005

I missed it and Im gutted, however, my 5* break in Majorca was rather nice
I will hopefully make it to a munch in the near future, would love to have a few luaghs with all i have talked to on SH

11 Aug 2005

oh thank god im an ancient demi god and not a northern based perv lol

11 Aug 2005

Quote by ChairmanMiaow
Perhaps you should use Microsoft project to help plan your sex life?
I'm sure a Gantt chart would be wonderful. You could even highlight the bits where you're going to be spontaneous.

you could of course Audit the level of arousal and strength of orgasm for lovemaking and raw sexual activity, pop it into an excel spreadsheet and analyse the results via a pivot table. just a thought.
theres an accoountant deep inside all of us, thank god mine is verrrryyy deep inside lol

11 Aug 2005

hey blonde, im with you but im on t'vodka.
mmwwaahh

7 Aug 2005

equi, youre a gread thread starter, mines ever so dull. i have a jump drive on mine, portable mass storage device if your wondering

7 Aug 2005

i had a giant poster of the clash london calling album cover and also Joy divisions love will tear us apart single cover, i wasnt however a morbid depressive suicidal, spotty teenager, honest.
o and the bird from dukes of hazzard
i did of course keep all the good stuff under the bed

7 Aug 2005

The conspiracy theorist in me smells something fishy. was he alone when he died?
very convenient for certain people that this popular thorn in the side of some folks is now out of the way

7 Aug 2005

Hi all,
male, 35, lives near Halifax.
I would love to hear from couples along M62 between Leeds and Manchester who will be playing out either daytime or night-time this week (7-12 aug).I occassionally go to Scam and the surrounding area, but looking to move further afield.
I am a considerate and polite non pushy gent, who has time on his hands for the next week or two. Genuine and will provide my number if needed