Thank God I dont live in a chavtown, it sounds bloody awful. I would imagine that my town (well village) will escape this absurd thing, i hope we never even register on their radar.
OMG i sound like a middle class wanker now.
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my local (in t' north) put spam fritters back on the menu recently, i tried one and realised why they took them off in the first place.
As for chippy's, i prefer the north, but when it comes to Cornis pasties, i love the ones from the traditional cornish co.... (is this a chain?) theres a beaut at wimbledon tube station, just the job for the journey back to Fulham as Im bored with the hotel menu.
Though the best pies/pasties ive had are fro Upmarket in Newcastle near Eldon Sq.
Oh and Vinegar Jones chippy in Bowness is sooooo goooood
As for chippy's, i prefer the north, but when it comes to Cornis pasties, i love the ones from the traditional cornish co.... (is this a chain?) theres a beaut at wimbledon tube station, just the job for the journey back to Fulham as Im bored with the hotel menu.
Though the best pies/pasties ive had are fro Upmarket in Newcastle near Eldon Sq.
Oh and Vinegar Jones chippy in Bowness is sooooo goooood
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I reckon a dolphin. Don't know much about their sex lives, but the thought of sliding around in the water appeals!
i have it on authority (the BBC) that Dolphins are complete nymphomaniacs and have sex up to 30 times a day. Not only that they are true swingers and have sex with whoever takes their fancy.
Make me a dolphin.
being a bear of sorts, i do indeed s**t in the woods, now stop asking loody daft questions. when im not feeling horny im on e-bay. i sugget that as you are here you are always feeling horny.
please forgive me for pigeon-holing you (and thats a term of phrase, not a double entendre thingggyyyyy) lol
please forgive me for pigeon-holing you (and thats a term of phrase, not a double entendre thingggyyyyy) lol
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talking of which, never get ill in France, the standard method of taking your medication there is via suppositories, well how was i supposed to know, the tasted bloody awful, got stuck in my throat, so checked the instructions, sure enough little drawing of adult sticking finger (with torpedo on the end) up arse. Message received and understood.
Babe, R U blonde? Tell me u r blonde........ U have to be blonde....... U r as daft as I am..........lol
no, (unfortunately) im not, bit of a shame really. i feel like one. I could dye my hair if it would make you feel better blonde
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it's you lot that's taken all mine.. damn conversion rates. I lose more than half my money every time I have to do a transfer, tell me where that other half magically evaporates too, huh!!!
Yeah but don't you think our notes are much prettier than those grubby things your lot use? And you can tell ours apart.... and you get a history lesson... though no doubt you think they are quaint! So, Ocky, what's you favourite so far? And have you discovered the scottish one s yet.... don't let anyone tell you they are really legal tender, they are trying to rip you off as a gullible american!!!! LOL
heheheh
I'm collecting the Scottish ones to make a kilt for when I got back to the states... as for whose money is "prettier" ... well, lets compare:
you DO have a flair for the dramatic flourishes on yours....
If you have smaller money does that mean you have smaller wallets? and if you have smaller wallets do you have smaller pockets? and if you have smaller pocket does that mean you have smaller hands? and if you have smaller hands that would mean my dick would look bigger in them !!!!!
hmmnn, i'm moving to the USA, I would be positively hugely endowed over there.
Hi all,
visiting Edinburgh monday night (2nd) and Montrose (3rd), hotels booked now just need a couple to entertain for a couple of hours on either night.
I'm male,35, 5'11" and straight. Im non-pushy with relaxed attitude.
Would like to meet up with a couple for a few drinks maybe, see how we click, and if it leads to some fun later then thats even better. I love to give and receive oral, massage a speciality. So even if you just want to unwind for an hour thats fine with me.
I dont have an ad on here but can send you a pic that probably wont do me any justice lol!
Pm's from couples or females welcome.
orph
visiting Edinburgh monday night (2nd) and Montrose (3rd), hotels booked now just need a couple to entertain for a couple of hours on either night.
I'm male,35, 5'11" and straight. Im non-pushy with relaxed attitude.
Would like to meet up with a couple for a few drinks maybe, see how we click, and if it leads to some fun later then thats even better. I love to give and receive oral, massage a speciality. So even if you just want to unwind for an hour thats fine with me.
I dont have an ad on here but can send you a pic that probably wont do me any justice lol!
Pm's from couples or females welcome.
orph
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We used to play a game hum that tune and name the ad, if you didn't guess you had a forfeit to payWas good at parties.
:love: xxx
Theres some sites now that tell you the tune so you can get hold of it. My fave tune at the minute is T-Mobile (U-Fix) its melt with you by nouvelle vague, great tune.
what swung it for me on the Doctor who front was my 6 year old hiding behind a cushion, peeping everry now and then cos he couldnt resist. Of course he couldnt sleep last Saturday night cos he was shitting himself.
It so reminded me of when i was a nipper peeping out from behind my Grandad as i sat behind him in his chair. Some things never change eh?
It so reminded me of when i was a nipper peeping out from behind my Grandad as i sat behind him in his chair. Some things never change eh?
i say post them, then the idiots will frequent the ones posted, leaving the real locations nice and quiet.
We should take the Lake district view of dogging, theres loads of quiet places in the Lake district without tourists, they all visit Bowness & Windermere etc.........keep em all in one place
We should take the Lake district view of dogging, theres loads of quiet places in the Lake district without tourists, they all visit Bowness & Windermere etc.........keep em all in one place
i would love to come back as either st. Patricks day, then everyone would have a good time on 'my Birthday'
or alternatively one of the big world changers, such as ian Flemming (whichever one discovered penicillin, not the Bond Author)
possibly 7 of 9 (star trek) then every woman in the world would want to sleep with me lol
or alternatively one of the big world changers, such as ian Flemming (whichever one discovered penicillin, not the Bond Author)
possibly 7 of 9 (star trek) then every woman in the world would want to sleep with me lol
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Ummm... had fun in my second car - escort ;) and my third n current is my pride and joy - toyota mr2. just enough space to swing a cat.
ooh I hope that theres plently of life left in the exhaust. Keep an eye on it. If it does look like its going to need replacing within a few months, sell the car. MR2 exhausts cost upto a grand
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:shock: :shock: My gyno told me that chocolate can cause thrush :shock: :shock:
keep yer twix bars away from me!!!!
How on earth did you get to mentioning choccy/sex with your gyno? mind i bet he had asmile on his face for days. Has he suggested you visit him more regularly?
on the matter of the subject, we tried it a few years back. However i was a bit over excited with the (squeezy) chocolate, it was fun for the first few licks but then i didnt feel like chocolate anymore and started feelin a bit sick. Did enjoy watching the missus lick it off herself though.
Now Ice cream, mmmmmmmmnnnn i could eat a lot of that. covered in 100 & 1000's mmm
