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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55

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oh libra, libra, libra.
Its almost impossible to introduce a dog into a 'cats' house. What you got to remember is that from the cats point of view, the house belongs to them. They will tolerate you as long as you fed it and give it attention, but they wont tolerate no dog which is going to take the attention away from them. Mind the dog will usually take a submissive role to the cat and realise it is furthr down the pecking order.
If you can 'teach' the cat that it is higher up in your list of priorities, then you might get away with it.
It is a lot easier however to introduce a cat into a dogs house.
Quote by foxys
Don`t worry Orpheous, Stone Roses are there. I nearly made the same mistake complaining about the lack of ABBA.

Thank God for that. I must admit i did flick through too fast. But bloody hell you would have thought there was room for now thats what i call music volumes 1 to 56 wouldnt ya?
now, i have actually thought about this for a couple of years. I can imagine the light as a balloon feeling afterwards is quite something.
Libra-Love, if you feel you need to practice..........................
To be honest i dont really think its an issue i have ever worried about. Most people seem to think accumulation of wealth is the be all and end all. However, considering that it's not that difficult to become wealthy i dont reckon its a major feat in itself.
Others say that 'being happy' is their goal, well in order to feel happiness you also need to feel unhappiness for 51% of the time, otherwise how do you know what happiness is?
me? if i enrich other peoples lives in some way, that would satisfy my goals, but i dont let it stress me. Age is irrelavent
welcome delilah,
you may find that its a hard place to leave, its so addictive, the people here are soooooo nice and i havent even met any yet!!
have fun
Orph
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now if we are moving on to bikes thats a whole different thing to many to think about
just have to make do with the RS100 FJ1200 and ZZR at the moment but that may change by the week end biggrin

I must admit that i didnt like the FJ1200 at all. I used to ride a Honda VF500F2 which was really nice to ride, the Suzuki RG750 was nice too. As you can no doubt tell its been a long while since i was riding.
My mates dad had an ex works honda 250, apparantly ridden by a certain Freddie Spencer (now that was a long time ago). That went like the brown stuff off the shovel.
Where the hell is the Stone Roses?????
and I'm afraid I dont agree with The Smiths finest being 'The Queen is dead' its so not as good as Hatfull of Hollow, but thats opinions for you.
Amazed at some of the omissions. Theres far too much 'disposable pop' in that list for my liking.
I'm sorry but ts something I feel very passionate about.
I had a Mark 2 escort. It was a lovely motor. Of course I trashed it like all boy racers do by adding those little extras.
I put lovely deep grey carpet on the inside (including the parcel shelf).
Obligatory Big speakers
posh stereo
New wheels
Boot spoiler
Janspeed exhaust
Webber Carbs
K&N filter (which i especially loved as it came with a sticker to put on the boot lid.
etc......
Thinking back and now looking at all the ridiculous things which lads put on cars I luah to myself whenever I see one.
I would still shell out on an RS2000 (Mark 2) though.
Or possibly a Mark 1 Astra GTE ( )
However, i f i was choosing now I'd go for something which the ladies could get comfortable in. (My mates old 1275GT mini was such a poor choice on his part)
Quote by Katien_n_John
My old dad (god bless him) always talked about a 'Bacon Banjo' and a 'Ham Daguid' :shock: :shock:
anyone ever heard of those? or better still have any idea of the origins?
only asking coz we never got to know much about dads early life, thought there might be some clues here.
cheers guys biggrin

We have egg banjo's here, which is basically a fried egg sandwich/butty, the bread medium is irrelevent, for it to be classed as a 'banjo' it has to be a filling which has been fried. The exception to this is chips.
Quote by Horous
It's a bloody nightmare orpheous1, I had to take the phone back to the shop to get it turned off, now all new phones come with it, and the providers think they are doing you a favour by upgrading your phone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John
smile

we sound like steptoe & son
They dont tell you about this when youre joining up. Now spiders havn't bothered me before, not even when i lived in Aus, but thats just too much like alien for me not to be sh*****g myself
Quote by Horous
I just think the whole text (and mobile phone) thing is rather rude, if I want to reply to a text i will in my own time. If i want to answer my phone i will in my own time. I hate the way people expect you to answer it immidiately as if to say ' hey i dont give a toss what youre doing at the moment, i want to talk/text with you and you will bloody well do it when i want you too!!'
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I completely agree with you! There is absolutrely no sanctuary left. I've even once had the displeasure of someone answering their phone when they were on the toilet rolleyes
Mind you, text messaging is very good as a shopping list! Rather than have someone blab it to you over the phone, they ca text it to you, that and directions.
BTW, hello MikeNorth smile Cooled down now?
Let's return to the old days, when mobiles were not around. Life was so much easier then.
I also hate texts, and it takes me all day to compose a reply. Even more annoying is predictive text. I HATE IT!
John
sad
I spent until Sunday (so about 9 weeks) trying to turn off the thing (i now know to be called predictive text) which has been driving me nuts. All I wanted to text for 9 weeks was, are you out tonight?
Quote by Ian_Mids
At work today I was given a copy of the April Issue of the Electrical Times. Not the most interesting read by all accounts, but one my job dictates I read.
One page 5 there is almost a full column on how a midlands based electrical contractor company re fitted out Liberation (a club and hotel in leicestershire).
Blah Blah Blah, waffle waffle waffle.
BUT !!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
The editor's "View Point takes up almost all of the rest of the page, and I quote as following.
SWINGING MILLENIUM
Call me naive but I did not even know there were such things as swingers hotels. Aparantly more than 1000 people have joined the Liberation hotel and club (see adjacent story on the left), and the owner Neil Armstrong-Nash, 37 and his wife Lianne, 35 plan to add another 30 beds. They are looking at other sites in the UK, including Greater London for a 140 bed hotel.
Further investigation (what sacrifices we editors have to make) took me to a website called www.swingingheaven.co.uk. In the club reviews section, several people have written reviews about Liberation.
Naturally I cannot repeat some of the stories here, given that electricians are such demure sensitive souls, but according to Calista and Morbius: "Drinks are reasonably priced and the atmosphere electric"
Well I was hoping to come up with some witty comment about not everybody in the electrical industry is demure and sensitive, but I'm not sure I can.
Have we made the pages of any more "high class reads"?
Ian

So did you get a buzz from it or was it shocking to read?
I just think the whole text (and mobile phone) thing is rather rude, if I want to reply to a text i will in my own time. If i want to answer my phone i will in my own time. I hate the way people expect you to answer it immidiately as if to say ' hey i dont give a toss what youre doing at the moment, i want to talk/text with you and you will bloody well do it when i want you too!!'
needless to say in the last thre months (thats how long i hav had a mobile) i have only needed to charge it up 3 times i think, and what more i have spent a total of 15mins 50 secs calling people. I dont see the appeal really.
Quote by Mac69
...i did measure mine just before christmas, is 7" w/e?

Is that in- or deflated? This could be an impressive statistic.
christ, you mean theres guys of 7" deflated?
inflated! i wouldnt be an accountant if i had 7" on the flop, id be a porn star.
blimey, even a discussion on it is enough to get my pulse racing, wheres me bucket of water?
if theres any ladies feel they want to practice, form an orderly queue please.
Quote by ockysweeties
I didn't get a pm either! pbbbbbt.
but I'm also not really british (got a certificate that says I am tho wink )

you do now
I am of the opinion that Guys with large knobs (well that think they have a large knob) are the same as Lasses who think theyre really fit. They put very little effort into anything but pleasing themselves, safe in the knowledge that they can get another man/woman at the click of their fingers.
See I can be bitter and twisted too! btw i did measure mine just before christmas, is 7" w/e? if so i need to get replying to some ads!!!!
oh yes the invisible hairline fracture, Thats why they stopped making airplanes out of Garibaldi's dont you know. Stephen Hawking and I were chatting at a recent black hole anonymous benefit gig, and he mentioned when he cracks the small matter of life the universe and everything he is going to turn his attention to this very problem.
I wish him luck
fan fe****g tastic, i have pissed my self luaghing at it, cheers trapper
I think the 'meeting someone famous' or what daft thing i said to a famous person would be a great thread. didnt start it myself as it would have looked like i nicked it off you.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
OK, I admit im a spooner!
I was drinking my tea, dunking my biscuits chatting to a fem from here wink , when Bugger me, the end fell off into my cup!
What do u do? I spooned out the very soggy biscuit, ate it then finished my tea. What class huh! :silly: :giggle:
What do you do in this crisis??? rolleyes

the secret is to only dunk choccy biccys, the choccy stops the dreaded drop off! trust me you can dunk for 20 seconds if you like, it wont drop
ever tried sucking the tea through a cadburys finger? now that is bliss, mmmmnnn
I do enjoy dunking Bourbons, and cant remember ever having dropped any of those, you could be onto something there :happy:
Tis true, i read about it in the Telegraph (honest guv i only get it for the crosword) some cambridge type student boffins did the research, probably using our hard earned tax contributions. They, published the optimum dunk times for many variety of biscuit.
By the way, 'nice' is my favorite brand, closely followed by Hob nobs
Quote by GenHertsCpl
OK, I admit im a spooner!
I was drinking my tea, dunking my biscuits chatting to a fem from here wink , when Bugger me, the end fell off into my cup!
What do u do? I spooned out the very soggy biscuit, ate it then finished my tea. What class huh! :silly: :giggle:
What do you do in this crisis??? rolleyes

the secret is to only dunk choccy biccys, the choccy stops the dreaded drop off! trust me you can dunk for 20 seconds if you like, it wont drop
ever tried sucking the tea through a cadburys finger? now that is bliss, mmmmnnn
Quote by blondeslave

Please please help............... My Head really hurts and things are still spinning !!!
Taken tablets.... had 95 cups of coffee............... but now need help.......
Any suggestions ???
I am never gonna drink again............... never never never !

see blonde, i was tellin wishmaster last night that this would happen, you probably dont remember it. Anyway, i reckon a good cure for a hangover is to drink chemical free spirits, such as Tecos own organic (i think) Vodka or gin. doesnt mess with your head so much.
Quote by Happy Cats
Drinking the wifes breast milk, anal sex, drinking pee, fanny farts, fishy smells, shagging animals
Whats going on! Am I the only one that finds all this a bit distasteful?
rolleyes :roll:

have you ever tried Marmite? thats on a par