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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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oh mt word, it was a house party (a school one, you know the sort) I got pissed on Buckfast tonic wine..............and i got a girl pissed on it too, them were the days, 2 peeps, pissed on one bottle. I also remember sending a mate in to the shop to buy it (he was 18 i was 14 or 15) it only cost
I got me tops an everything.....great night...
I got me tops an everything.....great night...
Quote by AwaysRandy
I really hope no one missed this - PMSL!!! :shock: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/37720.html (The Rainbow episode)
(Don’t remember watching that one - but surely that beats the hell out of tiswas and all?)
Oh, and can anyone remember what the theme tune ‘this way that a away, this way that o way, this way that a away, my o my’ (or similar!) was to?
that was to that awful paul daniels thing with that little cone shaped annoying piece of crap, green wotsit me bob. wizzy something
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Does anyone else remember a programme called "The Double Deckers?"
Was it good, i can't remember!
Definately shite!! Along with Arabian nights cartoon Rosann Kabbaar (If I remember correctly)
Mind you - Banana Splits yeaaaahhhhhh now were talking!!
Anyone remember the names of the Splits?
I got the title track, by the dickies if you're interested. Also, get a hold of their cover of paranoid (black Sabbath) it is sooooooooo good
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- can anyone think of the presenters or even title of any Saturday am show before TISWAS? -
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Unfortunately yes!
Swap Shop with Noel Edmonds, and even Sadder, Saturday Bannanna with Bill Oddie!
If you remember Swap shop you must have been one of the unfortunates. I remember my mate whos mum wouldnt let him watch Tiswas, she forced him to watch Swap Shop, so he obviously cottoned on to getting out early and coming round to my house. He blames this fact on his life of being a serial liar now, a good catholic boy who has serial affairs, cant be truthful to his wife about where he is, what he is doing. And his mam thought she was doing him a favour lol
oh its such a rare event that I have an evening free. Next Friday i can make it almost anywhere in the north west/yorks for an evening. It doesnt have to be an evening of sex.... but i would like to meet up with someone from the forum, even if its just a chat and a coffee, mind i would prefer a cup of tea so get the tetleys in lol.
anyone that wants to get to know me let me know. I'm male,35, 5'11", good condition, etc...we will have a luagh........trust me
Orph
anyone that wants to get to know me let me know. I'm male,35, 5'11", good condition, etc...we will have a luagh........trust me
Orph
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I would recommend an electric shaver if you want to avoid nicks, as long as it's a decent one. I've never let a razor near mine and I shave for special occasions or every now and then when I feel like it. Use the trimming attachment/scissors to take it down short then run the shaver over it all, stretching each bit as you go so the skin is smooth not wrinkled.
I remember another thread discussing the subject a while ago, talking about the relative benefits/not of doing it straight after/in the shower/bath. Definitely worth it.
Yes, it can itch a bit while it's growing back if you let it, but good choice of suitably shaped underwear i.e. not boxers - something that provides a layer between your c&b and your thighs/where it rubs on, say a pouch/thong/tanga brief - and moisturiser/other creams applied appropriately minimise that so it's not a problem.
I love the feel and I can't wait for someone else to either. Oh, and a term used (not mentioned yet) for the balls-sucking thing is teabagging.
Oh come on live dangerously for gods sake!!!
theres n probs
1. dont do it pissed
2. new blades please
3. it wont bleed that much anyway (snigger)
I'm booked for a pre-school 'disco' with my ever so loveble 2 year old son. He really makes your heart melt. I wish I had his eyes.
Honestly ladies, in 20 yars time he will break all ladykiller records.
And yes returned from said 'disco' and he's such a magnet for all the mums there. damn i wish they were swingers!!!
Honestly ladies, in 20 yars time he will break all ladykiller records.
And yes returned from said 'disco' and he's such a magnet for all the mums there. damn i wish they were swingers!!!
I always take a cup of tea with me when having a bath, and the paper.
I will only have a bath when the house is empty or at least devoid of children. An interupted bath is a lot worse than no bath at all.
I never wash in the bath, its purely for soaking and relaxing.
I have on occassion smoked whist in the bath.
And the best time of day is dusk cos i can hear the birds in the trees (obviously singing 'hey mr tamborine man')
I will only have a bath when the house is empty or at least devoid of children. An interupted bath is a lot worse than no bath at all.
I never wash in the bath, its purely for soaking and relaxing.
I have on occassion smoked whist in the bath.
And the best time of day is dusk cos i can hear the birds in the trees (obviously singing 'hey mr tamborine man')
