Nice one, though makes me feel totally useless and inadequate in comparison.
Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
Oh I hope 12 is true, please let it be true,
re 15. does this mean my knob is bigger in the afternoon also?
Dave_Notts Im in exactly the same boat as you. Oddly for the past 15 years Ive eaten what the hell i like, when i like, and never been more than about 8 or 9 lbs overweight, usually only 3 or 4. She starts cooking all healthy food (like Jamie tells us) 6 weeks later I'm a stone heavier than before???? how does that work then?
Its my birthday on 30th sept. You're all gonna be in Dam and Im going to be in ere, talking to myself.
Wheres me worms?
Sarge, I had one for breakfast last week, but the bloke i got it off in the pub said it was from a woman in Spain so I dont think it was yours. It came with a free pen too, look...
(in a mark & Lard style) I'm not gay or owt but Guys you should try it.
I was bored in the bath about a year ago, no paper, book, boats or ducks to keep me amused so decided to go bald. Ive never looked back, and as a bonus it makes your cock look visibly inches bigger (mind you I'm tired of mine looking 12" now lol). BJ reception increase of maybe 40% is the extra brucie bonus.
The lasses love it, and i can see why, though i would never let anyone shave me, christ the responsibility, they might have the teadiest hands in the business but my balls would be quivering more than enough to compensate for that!
Theres too many benefits to a full shave to not at least try once, go on you know you want to fellas,
talking of which, never get ill in France, the standard method of taking your medication there is via suppositories, well how was i supposed to know, the tasted bloody awful, got stuck in my throat, so checked the instructions, sure enough little drawing of adult sticking finger (with torpedo on the end) up arse. Message received and understood.
I luagh in the face of spiders, in fact i love them, the reason is that because my wife is terrified of them, when she sees one and freaks out i come to the rescue and for the next hour or so can pretty much demand anything i want from her, shes such a grateful little minx. Whats even better is the bigger/hairier the spider, the bigger (hairier??) my reward.
As for my own phobia, at present Im terrified of starting smoking again.
So basically the next two weeks will be hell (I miss them dreadfully), but I take solice in the fact that nicotine seems to be pretty nasty stuff, and i thought all the harm was in the carciagens.
oooh its hard work, and nobody offer me a fag at the yorks munch. Will I get a prize if I havent started again by munchtime?
certainly not blue, it was done in jest.
I'm off the tabs, just have to deal with a patch addiction now.
well i was going to ask for comparisons with LSD, mushrooms etc...I can recommend the patches though, I've not sweat this much since..well, ever? hey i bet they make great weight loss thingy's...I'll keep you all posted on that one (though blue you dont need it, oooh those legs, legs to die for)
aye trapper you're one to talk. I see youv even had to wear a patch to stop it all leaking out lol
Having started on 'the patch' recently, i have to say that the dreams i am having at night....well wow....i never knew there was such a dark and eviant side to my psyche.
I feel like a 15 year old teenager again, every morning i wake up feeling like i have shagged the whole (female) population of the world during the night, twice!
Has anyone else had vivid dreams whilst on the patches????
It might explain the watered down pop phenomenon.
oooo i bet marilyn manson does it, you can see it in his eyes, no quite literally, they're yellow
so does that make drinking piss a symptom or a cause?
theyre different, one is a primal urge/instinct created within or near the brain stem, the other is a chemical release from the left brain i think (the creative and emotional side). If anyone can confirm this please do so cos its an argument ive used since er.............my first girlfriend caught me with me head in another girls knickers....oops
apparantly Queen Victoria used to drink her own, as i believe did many victorians, told no doubt by dubious doctors that it was good for you. excuse the pun but them idiots will swallow anything
Do you all bite??? will i make it out alive?? will I ever want to leave???? oh go on.........Babe may I be put on the list?
oh god what am i letting myself in for?
Honestly though it would be great to meet you all.
see the shovel bluetvr, put it down, put it down and walk away while you still can (walk that is). you've got them all excited...........run away.....run away..........aaaiiiiiiaaarrrgghhh..
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