my wife wouldnt dare take a brillo pad to my clubs, think ofl the damage that could do to them over a prolonged period of time, she would have to work extra shifts at christmas to keep paying for new ones. No, I have her use a toothbrush instead, and being an understanding chap like Paul I bought her an electric one for her birthday to make life a bit easier (a bit like the breadmaker last year). But come to think of it she goes through an awful lot of new heads, i wonder if she has discovered a second use for the toothbrush, and why does she not wan sex anymore?????????????
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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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Congratulationsnot wanting to further stir any hornets nests but....
If my missus spends £100 on a pair of sunglasses and tells me they cost £20 and that she paid for them from her account, and I later discover that she lied to me for fear of me being a might bit pissed off, and did the same for haircuts over a period of say 3 years or so (Damn Tony & Guy)and simply says oh its only money.....
the fact that she lied to me about this surely by your arguments would give me justification in saying oh its only sex if I were ever to be unfaithful to her, does it? im not sure.
and secondly, should it only be called cheating for couples in a relationship with religious meaning, after all prior to christianity I think that infidelity was almost the norm. I'm not religious at all (but curiously i am married)
I think ive confused myself more now
If my missus spends £100 on a pair of sunglasses and tells me they cost £20 and that she paid for them from her account, and I later discover that she lied to me for fear of me being a might bit pissed off, and did the same for haircuts over a period of say 3 years or so (Damn Tony & Guy)and simply says oh its only money.....
the fact that she lied to me about this surely by your arguments would give me justification in saying oh its only sex if I were ever to be unfaithful to her, does it? im not sure.
and secondly, should it only be called cheating for couples in a relationship with religious meaning, after all prior to christianity I think that infidelity was almost the norm. I'm not religious at all (but curiously i am married)
I think ive confused myself more now
I hope Im not going to be landed with blame for any toast/cheese related injuries. Neither will i accept any blame for enlargement of thighs etc.....
Theres just too many starving people about
By the way i succumbed to the cheese.......................I feel terrible guilty, especially after the second round.........thank god I didnt have any fishfingers in
Theres just too many starving people about
By the way i succumbed to the cheese.......................I feel terrible guilty, especially after the second round.........thank god I didnt have any fishfingers in
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ah i see not, never mind. welcome to the forum, which I'm sure you will become equally addicted to as many others have, and change your hours at work cos you will start to get some serious redeye in the mornings
ah i see not, never mind. welcome to the forum, which I'm sure you will become equally addicted to as many others have, and change your hours at work cos you will start to get some serious redeye in the mornings
