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Quote by truckinman
hello this is my first post so please be gentle with me lol
im more into the sensual side of things rather than the sexual side is this a common thing or am i the odd person out ?

nothing odd about that at all, i'm sure many would agree with you! and :welcome: to the forum
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Quote by peenut
maybe they can't reply cos their hands are busy ! Anyway I don't care, I find developing friendships more interesting than sex ! biggrin

so when your having sex, do you think 'geez, i wish i was out making friends instead of having sex' :mrgreen:
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:welcome: to a forum full of intellectual people. don't believe 'it's a madhouse or were a bunch of loonies, were not! but do watch out for the resident physco.
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Quote by PoloLady
why cant people on here just send a mail to say yes or no to the people who spend time replying to there adds
TFL

Because replying may disclose personal details.
Because they are away on holiday/ill/working away.
Because they may have too many emails to deal with .
Because sometimes people just can't be arsed.
Because some emails are just simply not worthy of a reply (after all if the sender can't be arsed to click the spell-check button).
Because they have been tipped off that you are a minger.
Because aliens have abducted them and they have been taken on an intergalactic tour.
Because the script for Emmerdale has more intellectual content than the email.
Because they are too busy laughing at your cock-shot.
Because they are out getting shagged senseless.
Because they have been evicted and the bailiffs took the PC.
Because they are a 16 year old German kid and they have not googled the photos for the reply yet.
Because they have lost their keyboard in a game of poker.
Because they have won the lottery – moved to a huge house in the country and donated their PC to Age Concern and Ethel doesn’t know how to reply.
Because you sound like a stalker.
Because they are on a world record breaking expedition to the South Pole.
Because they haven’t got a spare 50p to use at the internet café since they lost their job.
Because they are saving you for a special occasion – when is the next sacrificial festival?
Because they are too old to understand text speak.
Because the IT department reported them and their boss has put them on a final warning for using the company equipment to arrange shags.
And then of course there might be some trivial reason dunno
ok, my post was edited, so i'll just say nothing :mrgreen:
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because they probably get loads of men replying to them. replying back would just be tedious.
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i would just like to say, were not all 'loonies' or 'mad' there are some of us that are quite, quite sane.
i am only speaking for myself, the rest are mad.
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Quote by horny!
If you want to know anthing else then just ask.

whats the square root of 10^75?
thats always bother me that has
and welcome to the site
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Quote by fabio grooverider
this has been done in a regualr thread.....

so i guess this thread should die a painful death and the topic starter hold their head in shame. :mrgreen:
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Quote by bluexxx
this sounds boring, how about a nob shot competition?

We did that last year. Marms won lol
i'm sure there are many that would like to challenge his nob to win the prestigious 'nob of the year' award. :mrgreen:
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Quote by PoloLady
Due to reasons I have no intention of tell you nosey bastards about in a thread – I have not been my usual self for a number of weeks. Posting less and less and only seeming to make serious comments, something has been missing from the PoloLady you all worship and fear.
Well I give you all fair warning………………
I am back to being ME!
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should i be worried? :hunk:
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Quote by knightrider69
My wife (kit-off) always wants sex.

you lucky sod, some of us are lucky to get it at all. wink
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Quote by bailiffs
erm........mine wud have to be zippy form rainbow
lol
lou xxxx

zippy having sex... just thinking about it makes my head spin
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Quote by bigDewi69
ok so ive opened the box....seen the man dance got 12 items but cant get out the door sad
HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

rolleyes :roll:
You owe me for this :P
towards the end of the dance, there's a cross on the guys right, wait until he's FINISHED dancing, then click on it twice. The rest should be easy enough after that.
are you cheating?
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Quote by bigDewi69
ive got 11......can someone tell me where the rest are or what to do pleaseeeeeee.....?

don't give in, i'm not. i know i'm one of those 4000 with an incredibly high IQ, so if it takes me 50 years to complete it, so be it.
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Quote by theboonhole
nothing loading here either

it takes ages to load, just wait it out
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Quote by ockysweeties
anything alcholic really. But I try to avoid sweet things like those smirnoff ice thingys and anything like it. what I deffo. won't drink is pee... or cheap tequila as jose cuervo is responsible for at least two of my stomach ulcers.
are you buying?

sure, fancy a worm do?
rolleyes
lol, ask me, 'what's a worm do?'
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Quote by ockysweeties
anything alcholic really. But I try to avoid sweet things like those smirnoff ice thingys and anything like it. what I deffo. won't drink is pee... or cheap tequila as jose cuervo is responsible for at least two of my stomach ulcers.
are you buying?

sure, fancy a worm do?
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Quote by Ice Pie

larger?

Size isn't everything. :shock:
sorry for the typo, i'm completly pissed
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Quote by bigDewi69

tell her a millions poets could write a millions words and only describe one third of her beauty

You know you're suave when you take lines from The Simpsons lol
i'm a simpson-a-holic
D'oh!
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Quote by citypunk
would like to know the best way to please a woman.
been following the threads so i know no one here here is
backward in coming foreward.
is it doing your share of the house work, having a long dexterous tounge,
or just plain all about dick size. buying her new clothes
i would like to know.
please ladies i got a woman i want to impress help me out here.

shower her with gifts and flowers, telling her how you would move the heavens and earth just to be with her.
tell her a millions poets could write a millions words and only describe one third of her beauty
and tell her she has a perfect body that you worship and would'nt change for anything.
and if she believes all that bullshit, get yourself down the pub with the lads and get pissed!
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Quote by ockysweeties
it is unfair, in fact it's outrageous, it almost amounts to cock discrimination on the basis of length. where will it end? will they want our balls weighed next?

yup. I've got my big knife out and my scales... I get a good price on the black market for big ones, but make sure and wax before you come over - less work for me.
i've heard of sado-masochism but i'm not into having my testicle chopped off to be battered and deep-fried. although i'm sure my balls are tasty, they aint gonna be someones meal.
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Quote by cuddly-catlin
it is unfair, in fact it's outrageous, it almost amounts to cock discrimination on the basis of length. where will it end? will they want our balls weighed next?

Why not rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
LOL
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it is unfair, in fact it's outrageous, it almost amounts to cock discrimination on the basis of length. where will it end? will they want our balls weighed next?
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why go to an adult cinema, u can't wank in a cinema very discreetly, and just imagine all those sticky tissues sticking to your shoes.
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