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9 May 2005

Quote by sk1chris
The car was a small vauxhall, it had a private reg or a NI one and it was in stockport. I didnt get his phone No and if you read it properly i have not made an allagation. I said keep an eye out

an eye out for what? you really think this guy is a criminal? just because you say you thought you saw him with an underage girl, you want to tell other's to keep an eye out for him? and if someone see's him should they beat him up cause they saw on a forum some guy saying he's a potential ?
i'm sorry but i won't take that type of post seriously on your say so. and that's exactly why i made the comment i made.

9 May 2005

Quote by sk1chris
Outdoor, I think your intelliscan needs to be turned on yourself,
I though about the police, but how do you go about saying I think I saw a young girl, who may be underage in the dark with a fella when I was dogging last night. If anyone sees the car just keep an eye out.
Chris

exactly why i can't take your post seriously, and i made the comment.
you have zero evidence of

9 May 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Outdoor-games, it more what you insinuated with your post which was very bad taste. Anyway cant be bothered to argue with someone who obviously does not take matter like this seriously.
Just hope that you or anyone who you know every has to be subjected to anything like you insinuated above. If you had dealt with, or had contact with anyone who had gone through anything like this, then you would not be making such sick comments.
And yes, I am angry, very bloody angry that you, a so called adult would post something like that!

actually, if the poster was concerned about what he saw, he should have gone to the police, not make accusations on a public forum and actually give some info of his identity when he could be completly innocent.
and if you think what i said was sick, thats your own imagination working overtime, not mine

9 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

What I think I saw was a guy in his 50's and a girl who leaning back in the seat who looked young. very young. I might be totally wrong, but then again maybe not. All I'm saying is look out for a small car, with a unique reg. I hope I was wrong but I could not be sure.
Chris

was she wearing her school uniform? :mrgreen:
That is not funny confused

confused

thats because your thinking about it too much rolleyes

rolleyes

9 May 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

What I think I saw was a guy in his 50's and a girl who leaning back in the seat who looked young. very young. I might be totally wrong, but then again maybe not. All I'm saying is look out for a small car, with a unique reg. I hope I was wrong but I could not be sure.
Chris

was she wearing her school uniform? :mrgreen:
Actually Outdoorfun, that is not funny at all. Very bad taste, and I think you seriously need to think about what you are posting!
um, it's legal to bang a 16 year old and they do wear school uniforms. i never touched upon the subject of , unfortunately you did. sorry.

9 May 2005

:welcome: to the forum

9 May 2005

Quote by sk1chris
What I think I saw was a guy in his 50's and a girl who leaning back in the seat who looked young. very young. I might be totally wrong, but then again maybe not. All I'm saying is look out for a small car, with a unique reg. I hope I was wrong but I could not be sure.
Chris

was she wearing her school uniform? :mrgreen:

9 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
hmm, i didn't find it funny at all. it's just some fat bloke miming to a song i've never heard of and with still photo's popping up which made some obscure references
i find my own farts more amusing if i'm to be honest.

Oi

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: That's my future husband you're talking about!!! lol

lol

........ OK not actual husband, but one just like him please biggrin

biggrin

lol, sorry, i just say what i see. :mrgreen:

9 May 2005

i just figured out what this thread is about and i find it disgusting, immoral and perverted.
more of the same please

9 May 2005

Quote by morbiusUK
hmm, i didn't find it funny at all. it's just some fat bloke miming to a song i've never heard of and with still photo's popping up which made some obscure references
i find my own farts more amusing if i'm to be honest.

:doh:

banghead

theres no pleasing some people.
of course, would'nt the world be shit if we were all the same? :mrgreen:

9 May 2005

this is the 21st century, no one pays for anything anymore, you just download it from the net. :mrgreen:
of course i don't, i'm a law abiding citizen wave

wave

9 May 2005

welcome to the road to hell :mrgreen:

9 May 2005

hmm, i didn't find it funny at all. it's just some fat bloke miming to a song i've never heard of and with still photo's popping up which made some obscure references
i find my own farts more amusing if i'm to be honest.

9 May 2005

good luck with your job interview. i hear asda is a good place to work, you get lots of freebies like out of date stock and left overs :bounce:

9 May 2005

welcome to the forums!

9 May 2005

are you offering your services to males and females?

9 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I think if a man is cut its lot more hygenic but aslong as u no what to do wi it thats fine wi me

Being cut or uncut makes little difference on hygiene. It's how hygienic the man is rather than whether he's got a throbbin' hood or not
good point. just because your uncut, if you don't wash the lil' fellow, you'll still get a cheesy dick.

8 May 2005

Quote by Alex Rogers
Actually, outdoor_games, you might be onto something there. I can go for hours, (he said, bashfully) and I thought it was my staying power... turns out it's due to the loss of 50% of my erogenous tissue. Pants.
Still, they look nicer. Cut that is.
And foreskins are daft. They score very badly on psychometric tests, are unable to tie decent bow ties, and look terrible in a tuxedo.

daft, ok.. but second to none for the five knuckle shuffle :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by dickson
One bloke here very happy, ive got my new baby, my new car its big and blue and its even got a tv in it lol.
Tom

can you get channel 5?

8 May 2005

although i don't know you personally, i wish you the best of luck!

8 May 2005

i just googled for more:
Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Helmintophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Octophobia- Fear of the number 8
Panophobia- Fear of everything
you could'nt make these up if you tried :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by Maia

oh and wasps - bees i dont mind cos they have a function - wasps are just mean lil feckers!!!

Wasps are evil things. Two summers ago, at a festival, I managed to end the life of a wasp rather tragically by sitting on it!

the lucky bugger :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
The one that always makes me laugh is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - the fear of long words :shock:

shhh, there might be someone who is a Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia on this forum and you just scared the shit out of them! :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
and i may be to bee or wasp stings i look like a right twat when one flies near me :cry:

don't feel bad, we all look like twats when a bee buzzes nearby. i usually try to be a man and stand my ground and jerk my head back before thinking of doing a runner, i run like a girl.

8 May 2005

i have a fear of getting old, not getting enough sex before i get old, and buying the next round :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
i think the forums are better u can have more convo's at a realistic pace.
and i dont feel left out neither......................much
louxxxx

and to prove this, here a

passionkiss

for bailiffs
oh what the heck! everyone on this thread can have one silly

silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

8 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Thought I'd start up a topic, might not be fun, interesting or entertaining, or even meaningful.... but it's a new topic none the less.
I've only been in the chatroom twice now since joining. First time felt a bit left out, but the second time I had a good time while i was in. However the speed at which it was going felt overwhelming at times, constantly trying to keep up with all the conversations and spotting mine in the midst.
The forum on the other hand I find much better as it's slower, there are more topics to discuss and you don't miss anything which is said.
So..... my question is, do you prefer to use the chatroom, forum or both to talk?

i've been on chat now and again and the speed is indeed fast paced, but i got use to it after a while. i tend to jump into a conversation and concentrate only on that and if that conversation dries up, i move onto something else so i don't have to follow everything thats being said (it's impossible, at least for me)
i like the forum more just because you can follow a discussion in more detail

8 May 2005

Quote by Alex Rogers
Given that most men can't be arsed to wash their hands after urinating, whaddya reckon the chances are they scrupulously pull back the foreskin and wash when they shower?
Sorry, but foreskins are daft and dirty.

i feel it is my duty for all those with foreskins round their little peckers to refute the last comment made by Alex. calling our foreskins 'daft' and more unjustified, that they are dirty, is outrageous! :mrgreen:
i know the foreskin is there for a reason so i googled it and came up with some interesting info.
The foreskin performs several important functions. Most of these functions center on making sex more enjoyable, not only for just one, but for both partners.
Protection
Makes sex feel better
Lubricates during intercourse
Lubricates during masturbation
Reduces the drop insensitivity through age
Allows the erection to grow
Increases sensitivity slowing intercourse
Circumcision Results in Significant Loss of Erogenous Tissue
A report published in the British Journal of Urology assessed the type and amount of tissue missing from the adult circumcised penis by examining adult foreskins obtained at autopsy. Investigators found that circumcision removes about one-half of the erogenous tissue on the penile shaft. The foreskin, according to the study, protects the head of the penis and is comprised of unique zones with several kinds of specialized nerves that are important to optimum sexual sensitivity.

8 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
how does a man with no foreskin wank? (not a joke, i'm just pondering this thought)

Same as any other man
when you wank, the foreskin is used to stimulate the head of the penis, so if a man has no foreskin, how does he stimulate it? i can only think he would need to lube up his hand and wank. maybe i've answered my own question :mrgreen:

8 May 2005

how does a man with no foreskin wank? (not a joke, i'm just pondering this thought)