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payne
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 42
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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well that escalated quickly :sad:
The first song that gave me goosebumps and actually made me feel something (hard to describe, almost like a painful pull in my chest) was Pachabel's Canon. There is a certain part to it where it just 'hits' me. I first listened to it sat outside a hospital when I was about 14. I still love it now, and hate when it is used as a sample on rubbish songs.
As far as singers go, Corey Taylor singing Vermillion. There's just something about his voice that makes nothing else matter.
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I saw a really clever idea (ironically on facebook). If you go out for a meal everyone has to put their phones in the middle of the table. The first person to pick up their phone to check it is responsible for paying the bill lol

Thats brilliant - think im gonna adopt this policy next time i go out for a meal - not that i ever go banghead but it does drive me crackers when my teenager is permanently plugged into her blackberry while we are out, im thinking of having it surgically removed from her :lol:
The variation of that I saw was "phones face down on the table.... first one to succumb pays the tip". That might be more of a threat to a teen because they probably think you wouldn't make them pay the whole bill. ;)
To teach ado's a lesson, why not pre arrange with the 'management' that the ado's can't pay the bill so they will have to wash up in the kitchen to pay off the bill (already having been covered by the parents) just to teach them a lesson...
I like that idea :twisted: I'm sure there's silly health and safety laws that would prevent them from doing this though. It just hasn't been the same since they made child labour illegal... wink
I think a big point being missed in a lot of these debates on the internet is the use of the term 'benefits'. This is going to affect people who are working hard too. It isn't just the unemployed who receive housing benefit and occupy social housing. People who are working their backsides off on low wages rely on the housing benefit top ups/working tax credit/child tax credit. These are all classed as 'benefits'. I think the bedroom tax is ridiculous. The families that make the headlines in the scum papers that everyone sees as representative of unemployed wouldn't be affected anyway.. and the daily mail type 'dole dosser' is all media hype designed to turn us against each other so we fail to see the big picture. I strongly suggest looking up the facts on how much things like benefit fraud actually cost this country compared to government errors and tax avoidance. *HINT* you won't find the real figures in the daily rags!!
I never feel knowledgable enough to debate anything really, although my confidence in that area is growing as I age. I always feel that others know more than me. I personally hate references from google.. it is a dangerous place. If I do debate something I try to back it up with peer reviewed research but even then I tend to be over crtitical of methodology etc. I guess that's just due to the area I am in. I know quite a bit about psychology but more the biological basis behind behaviours rather than the social side of it.
I saw a really clever idea (ironically on facebook). If you go out for a meal everyone has to put their phones in the middle of the table. The first person to pick up their phone to check it is responsible for paying the bill lol
I was very resistant to touch screen phones. I had one before my nokia N86 and sent it straight back because I hated it. However, on my most recent upgrade I got talked into a HTC desire. My friend has an i-phone (she's richer than me.. and it's not available on my provider) and on comparison mine does everything that hers does, I am so impressed with it. The only downsides initially for me were getting used to the texting.. it wasn't automatic as I was used to a different type of predictive, and it felt rather big.. even though it is very thin. Also the battery doesn't last a long time, but upon research I found this to be a common factor with all smart phones and there are ways of conserving the energy you are using.
Overall a big thumbs up to HTC from me.. I would highly recommend it. smile
H xx
Not one myself... but if you don't mind I shall just pull up a chair and drool over your accent lol
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Ohh right, if you two do get some could you give us some as well? Many thanks lol

Share the wealth tweeky!! :lol: It'll be you holding everyone hostage that has prevented us less fortunate from seeing any action!! :giggle:
No problems here ... nice cheeky little 3sum this afternoon wink
I had a lovely threesome too... me, work AND uni haha!! and tonight I shall have a full on group sesh with several assignments and a shit load of coffee! :wink: *sigh* I remember the days when I had time for lots of dirty sex. sad
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Ohh right, if you two do get some could you give us some as well? Many thanks lol

Share the wealth tweeky!! :lol: It'll be you holding everyone hostage that has prevented us less fortunate from seeing any action!! :giggle:
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and it took you all of 24 days to come to that conclusion? I'm guessing you didn't get any then? dunno

aww I've not had any for 24 days... d'ya think I should leave as well?
Looks fun.. I think the age rating given is absolutely disgraceful though. :sad:
I'd be quite happy for my 9 year old to be recieving proper sex ed! Unfortunately she is currently getting all her info from a less than desirable friend who has older siblings. I recently had to correct her on what the procedure is for a male to female sex change operation. rolleyes
I do really feel for the boys though.. my stepson is having the random erection issues and has now started shouting at it to behave itself (in private of course.... I hope) lol
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Ugg boots... nope,never even tried a pair on because I don't think they'd look good on me, at all. Makes me cringe when I see young kids wearing the fake ones and they're walking on the side of their boots with their ankles twisted slightly and no support. But then, I could argue the evilness of walking in Stilettos too! lol
I want to know what "tramp boots" are? Payne mentioned them and I've no idea.
I suppose I'll happily stick with my 's AirWare soles... now that is comfort!

Gem.. I don't know if tramp boots are the official term.. I just call them that coz they look all scruffy (which I love)
They are kinda like these

But I only wear them laced half way xx
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I didn't realise that there was a sub-brand issue to it. But nevertheless it is the style of boot that I have a problem with but I am dumb-founded that people might be so focused on buying 2nd hand versions of the 'real thing'!!
To those of you who do possess a pair of the type, has anybody ever told you that they look terrible ??

Whilst were in an informative mode lol Pink tracksuits + woman =
I know its not womans job to walk around looking fantastic all the time but jeez those things are hideous especially the toweling looking ones. They do nothing to flatter they often hang at the ass like your wearing a nappy. Never yet seen a woman look good in a pink tracksuit sad
I think the worst is the women in pink tracksuits AND Ugg boots at the same time..
Mine are pretty redundant now.. no-one has told me they look awful, but that doesn't mean I am not aware of the fact, I just sometimes choose comfort over looking good :lol:
Thank god tramp boots are in fashion now.. comfortable, and IMO sexy as fuck!!
They aren't quite as ugly as crocs though.... *shudder*
I'm ashamed to say I do own, and even occasionally wear a 'cheap' version of ugg boots (read as primarni... £9) I, too, hated them on sight but reluctantly tried them on and they were like mini hugs for your tootsies lol It's like a socially acceptable way to go out in your slippers (which I would also do if I could get away with it).
That's excellent news Corrie smile
I used to be addicted to here, but now I'm back I'm easing myself in gently.. every few days or so... Don't know if I will be able to stick at that.....
I'm finding the new Boots advert quite amusing...
"For when he's ill, and you don't have time to be" lol
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Can she run me up a scarf please? lol
Mal
wink

:giggle: It's a bit worrying though how long it took me to 'get' that!!
Well done Brucie!! Hope the date goes well smile
H x
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I know... but it's fun trying :twisted:

try me...
Is that like a 'try before you buy' type offer?
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different guys like different things

So true, everyone is different.
You cant please all of the people, all of the time!
I know... but it's fun trying :twisted:
I could have done with you before christmas then for my psychobiology report!! This one is on memory recall of nonsensical images... nonsensical being a pretty good word to describe what I have written so far. I am failing to get into the 'zone'.
Better make it a triple! wink
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The art of being good at blowjobs, I think, is to be able to adapt your technique to pleasure the person that you are with. Every man is different so if I said "I have this one technique that makes me amazing" I would be full of crap. The only consistency that I have found when asking what a man likes, is that they all like you to be obviously enjoying it. The other specifics have been so varied that I couldn't list them all here.
I believe I am good at them as I've been lucky to have some extremely honest partners and I'm a quick learner lol Also the fact the Mr Payne tries to put his in my mouth at every opportunity is a bit of a giveaway. (either that, or he is very easily pleased)

Could be that he is trying to get a word in edge ways :lol: bolt
Dave_Notts
smackbottom That was naughty! He has plenty of time to put across his opinions.... when I'm asleep! :lol:
double vodka and red bull for me... I'm in for an all-nighter study session!! Unless you could also find me a minion to come and finish this lab report by the morning?
In what way? And since when?
I've been away for a couple of years, and am missing the old faces and regular posters. It seems a lot quieter, but still not bad (I don't think I would be here if I wasn't getting it for free though).
The art of being good at blowjobs, I think, is to be able to adapt your technique to pleasure the person that you are with. Every man is different so if I said "I have this one technique that makes me amazing" I would be full of crap. The only consistency that I have found when asking what a man likes, is that they all like you to be obviously enjoying it. The other specifics have been so varied that I couldn't list them all here.
I believe I am good at them as I've been lucky to have some extremely honest partners and I'm a quick learner lol Also the fact the Mr Payne tries to put his in my mouth at every opportunity is a bit of a giveaway. (either that, or he is very easily pleased)
I prefer FFM and that's all I'm looking for.. I'm not into guys enough at the moment to want two of them at once. Ideally I'd like FFFM or even FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM.. but apparently that's just me being greedy rolleyes
I don't think there's much way of avoiding it though, unless people had to pass certain comprehension and intelligence tests before being allowed access to the web lol
my only real piece of metalwork is a tongue piercing.. and tbh I doubt my tongue would know what to do now if I took it out... it's a part of me and if someone didn't like it, they wouldn't want to fuck me. I don't think I'd make any changes about myself for the sake of sex. People have different preferences, I wouldn't dye my hair a different colour because someone who I fancied didn't want to play with a blonde lol
I'm probably similar to how I am in real life... as I have become more argumentative and sure of myself in person, I have also gone that way on forums. I do get paranoid more online that people will misinterpret what I am trying to say though.