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Quote by lucyweebaps
So if not interrupted by a Dr Who spectacular billy ? and if the daleks have not exterminated you
do you think you will be at this Sh Scottish event ?
You missed a fab night last time !!
Lucy xx
I managed to pull through the Dalek excitement (though by the end of the series it was all getting just tooooooo exciting!).
I shall certainly endeavor to make it to this one :D
: :twisted:Quote by MrLickingham
where did that word come from?)
Hunter S. Thompson I think....
I work doing porn sites, so I guess I have some responsability to this malaise!
Porn will sit largely where it is because it makes money. The porn industry is actually quite conservative. There is a kind of "dustcloud" around the main industry where new ideas get sucked into the gravitational well of the money and marketing - but for the most part people churn out what sells. Much like any other industry I guess.
It's actually really hard to sell unusual or "different" porn, but costs the same - if not more - to produce. For instance - I can get enough photo's to run a run-of-the-mill porn site (ie, blonde, artifical, pussy, cumshot) for around 6 months for a little over 1,000 quid. Where-as a single photo-shoot for a niche spanking website with two girls can cost almost the same and give you about 1 weeks content....
Look at the music industry as an example of a similar industry I guess.... We all moan about bland pop music, the charts being boring, manufactured bands etc etc. But it's a good return for the industry - so they don't have much incentive to do anything else. Sometimes something new pops up like Acid House, Grunge, Drum'N'Bass, BritPop, Post-Rock, etc etc - but pretty soon it's made mainstream and the edges rounded off so it can be made more cheaply and sold to more people. Look at Punk I guess :)
Most of the interesting porn out there is made by keen amateurs. That's where you find the fetishists and just downright odd people (for instance, there are a few fetish sites for "invisible women"....!).
Anyway - as someone else said - if you want some interesting porn then either make it yourself, or pay someone to make it for you!
I have a lot of friends who work in the professional spanking scene (both giving and recieiving). I must say that they are amongst the most professional & wonderful bunch of people I know.
If you would say that they are degrading themselves or losing some intimate part of their being then I guess you've never spent time in the company of professional sex-workers.
I can hear the echoes of those who condemn us as perverts, lacking in morals, decadants in the voices who condemn those who work in the sex industry. It's a kind of moral fugue it seems...
If you would say that they are degrading themselves or losing some intimate part of their being then I guess you've never spent time in the company of professional sex-workers.
I can hear the echoes of those who condemn us as perverts, lacking in morals, decadants in the voices who condemn those who work in the sex industry. It's a kind of moral fugue it seems...
Everyone seems to be bored today - I even psoted a message to a bbw list I'm on explaining that I was so bored I'd taken to drawing comedy cocks in the sink with Cif liquid....
I did hear a sick joke though :
Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A. Stephen Hawking in a housefire.....
:: fetches coat ::
I did hear a sick joke though :
Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A. Stephen Hawking in a housefire.....
:: fetches coat ::
I love sci-fi (Soylent Green, Forbidden Planet, Metropolis, Quintet, The Day The Earth Caught Fire etc etc)(.
Also like good mystery/horror/spooky like (the original) The Haunting, Carnival of Souls, Cabinet of Dr Caligari, The Awful Dr Orloff.
Unusual stuff like earlier Peter Greenaway (Draughtsmans Contract, A Zed and Two Naughts), Pi, Sir Henry at Rawlinson End, Tetsuo...
Best films I've seen recently are probably and .
And not forgetting the classics like The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, The Third Man, Breif Encounter etc etc etc etc etc!
Also like good mystery/horror/spooky like (the original) The Haunting, Carnival of Souls, Cabinet of Dr Caligari, The Awful Dr Orloff.
Unusual stuff like earlier Peter Greenaway (Draughtsmans Contract, A Zed and Two Naughts), Pi, Sir Henry at Rawlinson End, Tetsuo...
Best films I've seen recently are probably and .
And not forgetting the classics like The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, The Third Man, Breif Encounter etc etc etc etc etc!
Bjork - Bachelorette :
Lamb - Gorecki
And so many more....
I'm a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl
You're the bird on the brim
Hypnotised by the Whirl
Drink me, make me feel real
Wet your beak in the stream
Game we're playing is life
Love is a two way dream
I'm a path full of cinders
Burning under your feet
You're the one who walks me
I'm your one way street
I'm a whisper in water
Secret for you to hear
You are the one who grows distant
When I beckon you near
I'm a tree that grows hearts
One for each that you take
You're the intruder hand
I'm the branch that you break
Lamb - Gorecki
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
Still my heart this moment
Or it might burst
Could we stay right here
Until the end of time until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for
And so many more....
Quote by chestercouple4fun
Mrs C is a big fan of Withnail and I so here are a few of her faves:
"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"
"I am a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum"
"Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."
And some of mine:
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." Orson Welles wrote this speech himself for his character Harry Lime in The Third Man.
"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! You know, you're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail." The immortal Bogart as Philip Marlowe in The Big Sleep.
Three of my favourite films
The Third Man gets better every time I watch it :) Mine is from Citizen Cane :
You're pretty young, Mr. Thompson. A fellow will remember
things you wouldn't think he'd remember.
You take me. One day, back in 1896, I
was crossing over to Jersey on a ferry
and as we pulled out, there was another
ferry pulling in -
- and on it, there was a girl waiting
to get off. A white dress she had on
- and she was carrying a white pastrol
- and I only saw her for one second and
she didn't see me at all - but I'll bet
a month hasn't gone by since that I
haven't thought of that girl.
Where to begin....
The couple who were trying to get me back to their flat on the promise of a threesome. They said it might be a foursome if their lodger had got back with some heroin to share round...
The woman who tried to make me give her dog a blow-job and take pictures so she could "turn on" her slave in amsterdam.
Waking up "the morning after" a sexual encouter to find the person holding a vial of holy water they'd got from the local church because "you are satan and want to steal my soul".
So many light-hearted stories... :lol:
The couple who were trying to get me back to their flat on the promise of a threesome. They said it might be a foursome if their lodger had got back with some heroin to share round...
The woman who tried to make me give her dog a blow-job and take pictures so she could "turn on" her slave in amsterdam.
Waking up "the morning after" a sexual encouter to find the person holding a vial of holy water they'd got from the local church because "you are satan and want to steal my soul".
So many light-hearted stories... :lol:
