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3 Jun 2006

"There was i thinking about Dave...Dave's great, Dave can do anything...when POW! up pops my fairy Godmother with the "I'll give you 3 wishes routine". Wish no,1 is easy, then i wish we were both at the seaside. "Come on Dave, let's swim I say" "It's just not my scene, man" says Dave. What he really meant was, he couldn't swim. ......
Why on earth I still know this ad off by heart God only knows, but we used to substitute some of the words as kids, "there was i thinking about Sausages, Sausages are great, Sausages can do anything....when up pops my fairy Sausage.." Funny how I was obsessed with sausage at such an early age, some things just never leave you i guess... wink

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30 May 2006

Ooh I'm greatly encouraged by these reports that there are older swingers out there biggrin

Continues in his search for that much older woman :D
Oh Harry, that really gives me hope that in 35 years time I'll have some 30 year old "whippersnapper" lusting over my ageing bones! :D

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29 May 2006

.....just wondered who can claim the accolade of being the oldest swinger in town...we're just new at this game and it would be reassuring to know we've a fair few decades of it ahead. Are the Naughty Forties followed by the Flirty Fifties, Sexy Sixties and --whey hey hey -- the Swinging Seventies??? I must admit my imagination starts to run dry at the Eager Eighties but where there's a will there's a way I guess.
Any swinging geriatrics on site???
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15 Apr 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The idea is that those that have never tried the chatroom, or have been in there and didn't feel comfortable, can all meet up in one rooom and have a chat with felllow beginners (and me!!).
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Somehow I think with all the interest from the "old timers", us newbies won't get a word in edgeways... We'll just sit quietly, hogging the wall with our drinks in hand, shyly watching you all mingle. .....sigh
Silky x

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14 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000

Honest though has anyone had this happen, I bet you girls get asked all the time so fellas who are either married or long term girlfrind etc please...... :confused:
Mike x

As a newcomer on here i was quite surprised when asked if i wanted action separate from my man but i guess on a site like this pretty much anything goes...i'm sure if someone asks enough there's bound to be someone along the way who'll oblige....
So were you a weeny bit tempted?? :twisted:
Silky x

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9 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird
You're not banned, it's just that munch organisers like to see that people have participated a bit on the site. And no, munches are NOT as strait-laced as they are described
Can I ask, is the correct translation of your name, 'little death'?

Aha.....I should have guessed so much. No china tea cups and Earl Grey then? Phew!
Yep, you're right on the translation. Apparently it's a term used for a little bout of passing out when orgasming, something I've only done the once but ....WOW ! Needless to say, in a style befitting the most experienced members of a site like this, R tried to turn me over and continue having his wicked way, like Mrs T though, this lady was just NOT for turning !!!!.......Oh, sweet, sweet memories !
Silky x

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9 Apr 2006

Look in the terminology section to the left.
Ok, ok....a definite case of RTFM (Read The F***ing Manual), and having now found out what munches are I'm a bit disappointed. Having heard the term "muff munchers" i sort of expected some kind of Soddom and Gomorrah behind closed doors, the terminology description makes it sound more like tea with the vicar. Surely....surely. it can't be that straight laced??? And as "newbies" it looks like we're effectively banned from such exclusvie get-togethers anyway sigh.....this sounds a bit like the Magic Circle!!
Could someone please restore my bellief in the perversity of this site??? biggrin

Silky x

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9 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
Looking at my recent "people you may be interested in " mail shot, it seems there are people in "null" who are 2514 miles from me !!!! is this a record????!!!!!!! So what is the greatest distance you have swung ?

Right, i've got a real complex now. Not only do we not get the ubiquitous "single males" emailing us, but we don't get the "recent people you may be interested in-mail shots" either. Is this some kind of cyber intervention or do you have to have a number of illicit notches on your bedpost before you qualify for either the above?? Hmmm....the mind boggles.....
Silky x

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9 Apr 2006

Hi both and :welcome: to the SH madhouse ! wave

look into some of the munches or socials that these wonderful guys and gals organise. I'm sure you'll be inundated with offers pretty soon. kiss

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Oh I'm really going to have to wave the "first timers flag" here....what exactly is a munch? I sort of guess it's got nothing to do with surreptitiously raiding the chocolate tin.....
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Silky x

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8 Apr 2006

Thanks all for that....and no, I admit we haven't SHOUTED from the forums, we've tried mailing first, but here i am so let's see where this leads....
We're not smokers (a bottle of lube always on call just in case, lol), and R is 5'9 but does like to spend time on his knees if anyone is looking for someone more, er, vertically challenged I'm sure we can comply !!!
I guess patience is a virtue.....looks like I might just have to make a pest of myself on here for a while in the meantime !!! biggrin

Silky x

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8 Apr 2006

Having discussed taking the step into swinging, we were thrilled to find a site with nearly half a million members (even with an adventure a night, that's more than 25 life's worth !!)...BUT we just can't seem to sneak in. We've whispered, we've waved, WE'VE SHOUTED but it's just not happening..... :cry:
We haven't got 2 heads, we can (in moments of sobriety) string an odd sentence together, and we're more than willing to travel.
Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?
Cheers !
R&S

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