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phil__99
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by freckledbird
I would have thought they'd sell more if the hubbies were there. I know Chris would encourage me to spend more than I might if left to my own devices. After all, he's going to get the full benefit of the money spent isn't he :twisted:

It's a nice thought but how many couples out there really are as open as everyone here about toys and I bet we all know several people that you can not imagine saying "ooo I can imagine that feeling really good on my clit" smile
*chuckles* I never make things easy for anyone, including myself, to understand.
Quote by freckledbird
How can you be a scot by trade?

Well it depends how technical you wanna get! smile I was born in Scotland to English parents. Raised in Scotland but sent away to boarding school in Carlisle for part of the year. I feel that I am Scottish, yet nobody believes me because I have the most RP (BBC news announcer) accent known to mankind.
So I joke about it and say I'm a Scot by trade :)
Quote by little gem
Things will always be better one this side othe pennines and you know it Yorkie boy! Yorkshite tea, ffs, you can keep it! :P

I am shocked and.... well... actually no I ain't smile
OK yes I'm a scot by trade but still - having lived in Manchester for 3yrs and Barnsley for 1, I would agree that Manchester knocks the socks off Leeds, Sheffield, Donny and Rotherham all put together :)
Anyhows... hello Lou :)
Quote by redstilletto
paper diaries are dangerous
i have loads
but fun to sit and read and remember .especially the ones from my teens
:rascal:

Online diaries are worse - think who might stumble over it one day. It's my own darn fault for starting off so honest and putting my name on it. I've had someone from work claim to find it and make a comment anonymously, and ever since I've been paranoid about posting anything work related...
Mind you, it's hardly controversial what I write smile
The worst thing is when I look back at the diaries of when I started uni. Ye gods I was a whingey little git. How did I ever get through the day?
I blog myself on LiveJournal, and nearly had a fit when the darn thing was down for over 24hrs sad *cries*
It's just a nice thing to have. I tried keeping paper diaries but never managed it. I have managed to keep an online diary in various places for about 7 years now.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Thankyou Phil ( blush)

I find it hard to believe I can make any of you lot blush smile
Quote by Silk and Big G
We had a go at an arty black and white set on our site ( not to Mr V's standard ) , we'd love to hear your comments Serendip hun :-)

Wow smile
I like that picture a lot - some of the others you've got on the site are fabulous, by the way. I'm jealous of you both :P
Tigger, you may wanna try this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
I found it the other day and someone previously has created a picture resizer so you can easily make avatars for use on the board. Can't vouch for how well or effectively it works but thought it may be handy for you.
Quote by Calista
OMG you've been through my toy box haven't you??????

Saying that - I recently got all my toys together in one place (rather than scattered all over the bedroom) and I was shocked at how much I had at my place, never mind the stuff I lent to the missus (she really wouldn't let me keep the super-dooper rabbit vibrator for some reason *g*) and was SHOCKED by how much stuff there was...
I work anything from 7am to 10pm, any 7 days a week, any of 365 days. Lovely. I need a new job smile
Sadly enough, the last time I can remember crying is almost exactly a year ago when I was going through a whole load of rubbish at work and I was stressed beyond belief.
I don't think crying is un-macho, but I am a very relaxed blerk who doesn't get stressed out enough very often smile
Certainly be interested in adding my name to the list, hopefully be more than new in 6mth time!
Champagne feels amazing bubbling and fizzing around you while you've got soft lips and a probing tongue exploring and... *happy memories sigh*
Quote by Eagerslut9
My company aren't doing anything at all by way of a Christmas bash for the employees
No social, nothing.
...
Does anyone know an employer who's a bigger arsehole than that?

How about my (previous) employers - I worked for one company, who got bored of us and decided to sell us to another company, and then rent us back at half the price (so they outsourced us). The new employer has a bad rep within our old employer's staff. And now, about a month after the transfer, we all understand exactly why.
Over Christmas, our shift pattern continues "as normal". So the fact we are scheduled on for Christmas Eve, Day, Boxing Day, New Years Eve and New Years Day means nothing. *sigh*
*expects sickness rate to go through the roof*
eeek - that list of Bi-ness is intimidating at best - can't everyone just be Bi and be happy with it? Would make things SO much easier...
Ach just do it - gag yourselves and take it incredibly slowly - so slowly the bed doesn't make a peep - until you're asmile bored and fall asleep b:) incredibly horny and don't care any more or c:) spent!
Quote by Marya
I'd use a nice emoticon but they're buggering up tonight for some reason ....

Oh, and I was going to say that I am an anti-graphical-smilie-elitist (if it ain't ASCII it ain't work looking at - back in my day we were lucky to have text! And so on...) *grins*
*laughs* The door's wide open. I can take it off the hinges if it'd make it easier to remember not to close it :P
Hi,
Phil here, new joiner from Barnsley (what am I doing here?). I've noticed from reading through the other posts that there seem to be quite a few people around the Yorks area, hurrah! I've spent the last couple of evenings reading through lots of the cafe / meetup / dogging posts and I have one thing to say to you all...
You're nuts. A riot. Had me giggling for ages on some of the comments. I hope I can keep up with this forum as it looks like it could be a fantastic place smile