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r1rider
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 66
0 miles · Derby
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A friend sent me this so i thought i`d share with you
CONDOMS
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines...
Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!(VERY poor seller!)
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it
Tango Condoms - You know when you've been tangoed
r1rider
CONDOMS
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines...
Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!(VERY poor seller!)
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it
Tango Condoms - You know when you've been tangoed
r1rider
I`m glad i did`nt have to bump this, (thanks tiger), we all are, or probably will be, parents at some time but if your child complains of stomach pains dont ignore it as ways to get of school.
I didnt learn before the age off 46 that i was a coeliac and i had DH, i also have a son who is coeliac and a cousin that was also a coeliac.
It will effect your childs growth and also your childs emotional behaviour
Do not wait for a doctor to tell you that he thinks you might effected by this kind of illness, it is not such a high priority illness and is not easily found by the general practitioner it took mine a year, and it was me that demanded a check up by a dermatologist.
Coeliacs are messured in one in a hundred DH sufferers are measured one in 15 thousand so i suppose that makes me special, ok not in a good sort of way but if i can help someone i will.
Ok thats my rant for the day, and i was just gonna switch the pc off, i hope i help someone now or in the future with this thread
r1rider
I didnt learn before the age off 46 that i was a coeliac and i had DH, i also have a son who is coeliac and a cousin that was also a coeliac.
It will effect your childs growth and also your childs emotional behaviour
Do not wait for a doctor to tell you that he thinks you might effected by this kind of illness, it is not such a high priority illness and is not easily found by the general practitioner it took mine a year, and it was me that demanded a check up by a dermatologist.
Coeliacs are messured in one in a hundred DH sufferers are measured one in 15 thousand so i suppose that makes me special, ok not in a good sort of way but if i can help someone i will.
Ok thats my rant for the day, and i was just gonna switch the pc off, i hope i help someone now or in the future with this thread
r1rider
hiya
I once made a batter mix, but made with coconut milk, and instead of single pancakes, they were layed on each other in a mold to form a a nice pudding which was complimented with ice cream.
I`m sure i saw the recipe in an Indian cook book but cant for the life of me think who it was, but it was damn nice to eat, and i would love to do it again.
I would now have to do it with gluten free flour though, and i dont know if it would be as nice but i`ll try.
r1rider
I once made a batter mix, but made with coconut milk, and instead of single pancakes, they were layed on each other in a mold to form a a nice pudding which was complimented with ice cream.
I`m sure i saw the recipe in an Indian cook book but cant for the life of me think who it was, but it was damn nice to eat, and i would love to do it again.
I would now have to do it with gluten free flour though, and i dont know if it would be as nice but i`ll try.
r1rider
Ay up
My son was diagnosed 10 years ago, and was told that he was a coeliac, but for some reason i was never tested.
Then a couple of years ago i started getting these real bad blistering rashes on the front and back of my knees, elbows, buttocks, the doc gave me various creams but nothing did any good.
So at my request he sent me to the hospital to see a dermatologist, the new doc when he saw my rashes told me he knew what it was, but could`nt treat me without a biopsy which he did that day.
A month later and i knew i had DH, he prescribed me the medicine, and a few days later the rash was nearly gone.
Its now well under control and i`m symtom free, i follow a gluten free diet nearly to the letter, but i do have moments of weakness, ie Guiness in the pub or a sauna beer at home.
I was also tested and confirmed to be a coeliac, which was no suprise when i new that DH is a gluten intollerance.
My life has had to change a bit but things are ok, i can still cook things that i like to eat, just have to change some of the ingredients and methods of cooking.
I was really just looking to see if there were more of us in the swinging community by posting this, and maybe to pass on a bit of usefull info in the process.
r1rider
My son was diagnosed 10 years ago, and was told that he was a coeliac, but for some reason i was never tested.
Then a couple of years ago i started getting these real bad blistering rashes on the front and back of my knees, elbows, buttocks, the doc gave me various creams but nothing did any good.
So at my request he sent me to the hospital to see a dermatologist, the new doc when he saw my rashes told me he knew what it was, but could`nt treat me without a biopsy which he did that day.
A month later and i knew i had DH, he prescribed me the medicine, and a few days later the rash was nearly gone.
Its now well under control and i`m symtom free, i follow a gluten free diet nearly to the letter, but i do have moments of weakness, ie Guiness in the pub or a sauna beer at home.
I was also tested and confirmed to be a coeliac, which was no suprise when i new that DH is a gluten intollerance.
My life has had to change a bit but things are ok, i can still cook things that i like to eat, just have to change some of the ingredients and methods of cooking.
I was really just looking to see if there were more of us in the swinging community by posting this, and maybe to pass on a bit of usefull info in the process.
r1rider
Hiya
I just wondered if there are many coeliacs or DH sufferers in the swinging community, to anyone not familiar with these health probs they are both forms of gluten intollerance.
As a sufferer myself it would be interesting to know that there are others in a similar situation in the community
r1rider
I just wondered if there are many coeliacs or DH sufferers in the swinging community, to anyone not familiar with these health probs they are both forms of gluten intollerance.
As a sufferer myself it would be interesting to know that there are others in a similar situation in the community
r1rider
well heres mine lol, i was plagued by a girl in school, sending me love letters in all the class`s and everyone new what was happening, and i was really not into that kind of thing then, in those days it was really just boys stuff you know what i mean guys, but she has turned into such a beautilfull babe now, and i wish i could see as much of her now, as i ever saw of her then
r1rider
r1rider
Hi
It seems to me that this is more important for you than your wife, and you really should be considering her, more than you seem to be doing.
Its tough enough for us single men and i certainly would`nt be wanting to cause pain and anxiety to any woman who really wasnt sure of what she wanted.
Go back to the begining and start again, with more thought about what your wife actually wants, rather than your own feelings.
r1rider
It seems to me that this is more important for you than your wife, and you really should be considering her, more than you seem to be doing.
Its tough enough for us single men and i certainly would`nt be wanting to cause pain and anxiety to any woman who really wasnt sure of what she wanted.
Go back to the begining and start again, with more thought about what your wife actually wants, rather than your own feelings.
r1rider
:lol: :lol: Hiya
I think that i`d had questions about my sexuality ever since i was a kid, as a boy discovering masterbation for the fist time with my friend, and doing it together in his bedroom i`d wondered what it would be like to do more.
Anyway last year i took steps to find out for myself, and though it was only me masterbating a guy and him giving me head it did start the ball rolling, i have now gone a step further by giving head also and enjoing the experience.
I do love women much more than men, and i love kissing and i cant do that with a man and i do want to be in love again, but i cant ignore that there is another side to me and my sexuallity
But as a side note has anyone male/female experienced negative vibes after the event its happened in my case not from me but from the other guys and they have been much more experienced than me
r1rider
I think that i`d had questions about my sexuality ever since i was a kid, as a boy discovering masterbation for the fist time with my friend, and doing it together in his bedroom i`d wondered what it would be like to do more.
Anyway last year i took steps to find out for myself, and though it was only me masterbating a guy and him giving me head it did start the ball rolling, i have now gone a step further by giving head also and enjoing the experience.
I do love women much more than men, and i love kissing and i cant do that with a man and i do want to be in love again, but i cant ignore that there is another side to me and my sexuallity
But as a side note has anyone male/female experienced negative vibes after the event its happened in my case not from me but from the other guys and they have been much more experienced than me
r1rider
Well i have my first social meet to attend in feb in Derby all being well, and i know that i will be nervous, i`v attended dogs shows where i`v been a member of an online community and i`v been nervous there too.
I wont be getting bladdered though at least thats the plan, but i do intend to try and enjoy the time non the less, and put faces to names
r1rider
I wont be getting bladdered though at least thats the plan, but i do intend to try and enjoy the time non the less, and put faces to names
r1rider
I`m sure i would`nt know what to say either if it were happening to me, i do agree with mdr2000 they may have there own secrets, that have been held for a while, but i think its unfair of them to put you on the spot like they did.
If it happens again just say your not interested, and if they say they know about your secret, just say that you`d rather have their friendship than their body`s
r1rider
If it happens again just say your not interested, and if they say they know about your secret, just say that you`d rather have their friendship than their body`s
r1rider
:D