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18 Aug 2005

Quote by majicmountain
We watch it for the in-depth plot and the excellent acting, honest

Exactly the same reason why I watch EastEnders rotflmao

... porn on the other hand just begs to be wanked over :grin:
what you watch eastenders to wank over? :wink: who or which bits exactly?
wankable bits i east enders
shane richie.................... :twisted:

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18 Aug 2005

yeah id say men have g-spots
and they arent that hard to find
you know youve hit the spot
when his eyes roll and he go's oooooooo :twisted:

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18 Aug 2005

. As for a turn off, I can't stand a scouser accent and it would turn me off sleeping with anyone who had one. lol

cross me off ya shag list then
:twisted:
from one posh exile scouser ................ wink

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18 Aug 2005

Quote by bailiffs
the key is............... be nice to the old uns!!! :

old uns
spring chickens ............
hides zimmer frame and incontinent pads ...............

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18 Aug 2005

chat room
took me ages to suss out how to register
so im no help
but theres a sticky somewere about it ............good luck you ll need it

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18 Aug 2005

steph ..........put the coffee down..............step away from the mug
wink

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18 Aug 2005

well
all things come to thoses who wait ................join in ...have a laugh... and dont get paranoid
:twisted:

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18 Aug 2005

hiya shy newbie ........... :twisted:

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17 Aug 2005

Quote by Velvet Lips
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx

maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:

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17 Aug 2005

virgin ...........
:twisted: lol

hiya ..........

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17 Aug 2005

Quote by Lovepoet
I think I'm gonna like it here...
xxx

yep its a grand plce to hang out in
welcome from me to
:twisted:

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17 Aug 2005

hello from me to ....... wave

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17 Aug 2005

sticks hand in the air
yeah .........me to .(red-perve-stilletto)
if i watched it and didnt id end up a quivering wreck

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17 Aug 2005

g-spot is a myth ..........really
well when my myth gets rubbed certain way i squirt over and over .................. :twisted:

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15 Aug 2005

i try to be as green as possible
stopped buying processed food ...wont touch battery chickens or eggs......travel miles to buy organic ........recycle
takes a bit more of my time up but i think its worth it

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15 Aug 2005

suit .......shirt n tie ..........phwoar and long foreplay
heaven wink

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15 Aug 2005

its a shame to waste good booze
drink it .......... wink

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15 Aug 2005

nothin wrong with scousers ............. :twisted:
welcome have fun
asking for a leg over in someones bedroom in first post ................original (actually its not better just being friendly and haveing a laugh you 'd get more luck)
:twisted:
you aint a bluddy evertoian are ya

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14 Aug 2005

:silly:
they look delish
almost as nice as my home made bread that came out looking like a digestive biscuit
wink

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14 Aug 2005

reach 2000
have to give every one of the forum oral sex
site rules
:twisted:

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14 Aug 2005

i thought they
wore 70's gear
sat round the coffee table
nibbleing on cheesy watsits
swinging keys
rolleyes

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14 Aug 2005

ello......... wave

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14 Aug 2005

we want pictures :twisted:

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13 Aug 2005

he went
didnt put up much of fight did he
mr dominent i think not.............. rolleyes

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Red ,
I think I would like to see you in your nurses uniform .......
almost as much as I would love to see you out of it .
Ngde :twisted:

:twisted: ya sooooooooo naughty ...........but nice
thats it im off to bed sulking
coz im not at tattys party
fishfingers ................. :shock:
j

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
im not jelous...............well just a teeney weeny bit
have a brill time you lot
:cheers:

You and me ( and every other bugger nowhere near the fun sad

)
i am near
shall i go gate crash....... :twisted:
i have nurses uniform but its in cotton and a bit stained ................some of us had to go to work tonight grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up
Choccy digestives or rich tea?
Brand of fags? Light or proper? Superkings or proper?
Have you tea bags and sugar? ( I'll get them too, if need be )
Bugger...just remembered, I don't know where you live :doh:

:banghead:
come down the a14
turn right
then left
then right
follow the smell of manure
2nd traffic lights
go round the roundaboot 4 times
cream house
pm ya me shopping list
................................................(nice try jimbo)
:twisted:

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13 Aug 2005

im not jelous...............well just a teeney weeny bit
have a brill time you lot
:cheers:

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up

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13 Aug 2005

my laptop sits on the coffee table
1 flower arrangement
bottle of appleade
newspapers
a couple of remotes
freebie cd from paper
cd of pictures i just been saveing
pens
scruncie
ibuprofen
tinfoil
ashtray

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