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ridcully
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54

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I didnt think I'd stike such a nerve. I consider myself well and truly chastised and I shall endeavour to avoid being thrown out in more ways than I care to mention
Absolutely love the semaphore Venusnmars! Havent got a clue what it means mind.
As for reading Men ar from..... both read it didnt seem tochange much for either of us.
I f people think Im daft enough to call her that to her face & believe it or not I dont take her for granted and I find the current situationa real bitch.
Thanks to all for the valuable input, Just goes to show noone has all the answers?
This might seem sad as "single" members tend to get less attention for apparent reasons(yes I have read some of the threads). After all what am I bringing to the floor & all that. Today is my wedding anniversary! My dried up frigid wife is out at work expecting the usual shower of flowers, gifts etc & I might get a little missionary in return. So without wanting to come accross all arsey please spare a though for genuine "singles" who want to give as much as receive pleasure in a sexual manner.
Answers via the samaritans or the WRVS or on slate or even semaphore!!!!! lol
Felt like getting that off my chest, feel much better now even if
I have had a strange thaumatic experience, although I deny the orangutan scenario, I was no where near the library and rarely eat/use fruit. Anyway I'm saying nout as my mum says its rood!
The whole NE is quiet today, not just teesside. I'm beginning to think all the fun happens south of Leeds bud
Red thats just why I'm here, love the icon by the way. Something about long legs and stillettos sends shivers down my spine and tingles up elsewhere :arrow: :arrow: lol
Blue , no worries, at least I understand what you mean now(ish). Thanks for the welcome cool
Mucho thanks, got to get used to this or I'l never get anywhere
I really need to taste some juices, any takers in the North East, preferably tomorrow during the day?
Oh Red how can you gloat so! Dont blame you seems like my first day back at school(although the subject matter is a tad better) SO you got any tips as a recent newbie for me pls lol
Cheers Mal, easily confused. What I meant to say was that the responses dry up quickly and seem to be after I've made comment. Wasnt sure whether I was being paranoid or this was the am Ijust a boring git? Ta for the reply
Hey all. I'm new to this game and every time I seem to send a message to a forum group it becomes the last message. Are there any protocols I should be sticking to as I cant seem to keep up with all you speedy typers redface
I completely aggree. I could spend the whole day slowly lapping at the appropriate place. Nature gave me the desire and the tool and it would be a huge waste not to use them appropriately
Thanks guys. I'm new to this, waqsnt sure whether the subject matter was a little direct this time of the day? :P
Yes I know where you're coming from. From my point of view I either pop out or get pretty sore. I like nice tight jockey shorts that hold me in but leave little to the imagination on the viewing front lol
Can someone tell me whether wanting to pleasure both sexes orally constitutes bi-sexuality. I have been getting grief from friends who claim that this is the case. I dont particularly fancy men as a sex but do desire to give my first blow job to completion. Anyone got any positive thoughts on this please confused
I love to see a nice ladies butt in a thong but even a cute guys ass tends to overspill due to nature :twisted:
rolleyes Completely new to this(today actually)Excuse a novices question but is the munch couples only or can willing singles come for the learning environment?