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rovingoptician
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
Straight Female, 64

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any girls/couples able to rescue a horny guy from hotel blues in newcastle upon tyne tonight or tommorow night. all suggestions gratefully received.
Bite the bullet and tell the guy, it will be much worse if he finds out for himself. It's hard I know but from experiance it's for the best.
Good luck whatever you decide
She is definitly a figment of somebodys imagination. those can't be real. But it sure beats the hell out of seeing pink elephants.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Blue,just put it back on,you know you want to lol

I'll vote for that. The forum does not seem the same without blues original asstar, opps I ment avatar.
Quote by dambuster
Dambuster, you're not thinking logically; the car is only big enough to take one other passenger. That lady counts as three. ;)

I can't think straight Roger. That John Smith's and his Irish mate got hold of me earlier
You shouldn't try to think and drink. It only gets you in trouble. And will effect your chances with the well endowed lady . Or is she a result of John Smith and the irish gent?
What would you do?
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 2000 applicants) had no trouble coming
Up with an answer.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations and think laterally.
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, shag the perfect partner against the bus stop
And drive off for a beer with the old friend
Quote by bluexxx
This is great guys lol . Thank you all very much. My strap on needs some practice ready for Satin's party, seems it's going to get plenty..... great.... so who's first???? Hope you don't mind having close up penetration pics taken of my 8 incher sliding in and out of your greased up arses........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Only kidding, or am I :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:haha:

Sounds like a good way of dilating somebodys pupils. Shame I can't try it in work.
Still waiting in queue . Maybe you should take up "Clare-lincs" offer of help. She can start on me as judging by the replys you will be shagging asses til next easter at least.
Quote by bluexxx
Oh yeah... forgot to say... form the queue here guys, I can't see you if you PM...........
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

This strike stands no chance with your offer. Can I join the queue as well ( probably a long line by now, but worth the wait)
rovingoptician
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Check out some of the other places in the North East, you never know u might have more luck

advise always welcome. can you suggest anywhere specific ?
hi
any girls who want to go to club asawa with me .
rovingoptician
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