Debbiewebs, that's a lovely image. I do love them specifically for their connotation with the P-word. I couldnt meet up with someone from here for instance without wearing one. Need to look the part b/c I'll FEEL the part. (Bitchy, self-indulgent statement coming up) I have tanned skinny shapely ankles and I wear a chunky bracelet with wide-leg linen pants. Really depends on what else you wear and how you present yourself. I could go simple with only a big bold necklace and a similar ankle bracelet (from ethnic retailers?) and the look is quite different. But I do love them. I'm surprised the fashion industry havent done more to shake off the vulgarity and promote it's status in style. better than bringing back the horrendous 80s fashion - way to soon!
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Acksherly, I was scrolling down reading the posts and came to Linda's pic, and stared at it for what seemed a long minute trying to work out if that's her lying down flat on the bed, and wondering what that dark thing is underneath the boobs. There's another AV on here which is hard to make out on initial observation, but eventually I can make out the obvious contours of a man missionary-position-ing a woman!
Scandal's post is lovely, though a tad bit out of place on a smutty site as this one, hehe. Even the most viscious hard men out there can embrace beauty that is in abundance all around us. Listening to such fine music will intoxicate his mind with eloquant words as his post illustrates. (Sh*te, man, he's been under the sun too long.)
Scandal's post is lovely, though a tad bit out of place on a smutty site as this one, hehe. Even the most viscious hard men out there can embrace beauty that is in abundance all around us. Listening to such fine music will intoxicate his mind with eloquant words as his post illustrates. (Sh*te, man, he's been under the sun too long.)
Dear Sean
I've got to know a little about you having read your profile/ad. You certainly hold a unique presence in the forum having walked the streets of Gerswhin, Berlin and Stephen Sondheim (I have a thing about NY, jazz & theatre).
Just a wee thing from me to send a not-so-wee virtual hug from the sunny climate of Sunderland. You shouldnt work with these signs and symptoms, you're in good hands and being monitered. Listen to your body and try to understand why you may have these symptoms (if stress-related, then LISTEN). I love the way your body tells you things - it's a machine and only runs on what we feed it (be it food, drink, exposure, mind-set). Stroke your body and say YO! (Um, I didn't mean stroke your ba-ba-ba)
Ms SMS
I've got to know a little about you having read your profile/ad. You certainly hold a unique presence in the forum having walked the streets of Gerswhin, Berlin and Stephen Sondheim (I have a thing about NY, jazz & theatre).
Just a wee thing from me to send a not-so-wee virtual hug from the sunny climate of Sunderland. You shouldnt work with these signs and symptoms, you're in good hands and being monitered. Listen to your body and try to understand why you may have these symptoms (if stress-related, then LISTEN). I love the way your body tells you things - it's a machine and only runs on what we feed it (be it food, drink, exposure, mind-set). Stroke your body and say YO! (Um, I didn't mean stroke your ba-ba-ba)
Ms SMS
Slightly off-topic? This thread reminds me of my 2 experiences, where I've questioned whether my real life experiences equals the same intensity as my still-very-strong fantasies being with another woman/couple. (Hmm, did that make sense, I feel like a hangover's GOT a hangover, even though I didn't drink anything last night) . Basically I found my 2 meetups with couples (mainly fem-fem) not exactly earth-moving as I always fantasised (for various reasons - shant go into them now). Chemistry and similar levels of decadant pleasure helps. For instance I'm looking for a bedroom whore, not a nicey nice sensual love-making session - that I leave for a real boy/girl emotional relationship. I guess I want to bring out the whore in me as a bi-fem/couple-shagger. (my quirk.) When I meet a couple (I'm a single fem), I'd expect the couple to be absolutely secure about the entire concept. I do not expect to feel guilt if one party is hurt or doubtful. I have been invited, and if there's a problem, it leaves the 3rd party (me) in an awkard position. (Especially if she's sitting on my face, as he's entering me, and they're kissing each other) - Imagine the awkward silence that leaves me! I couldnt get a word in edgeways anyway - my lips would be numb with another pair of lips on mine, LOL (sorry, I lost my thought, and it just got funny), hmmm, I feel like I need some strong black coffee.
What makes it funnier is that you see
"Last edited by justdawning on Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:00 pm; edited 1 time in total" written in big blacck 10 foot high neon lights. Obviously the 'NEED IT NOW' was edited after mojo's message.
Sorry, dawn, when you're in a rush, one can say the funniest things. Glasgow huh? Great 5 yrs spent there meself. Seek fun, and ye shall find. Well eventually..
"Last edited by justdawning on Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:00 pm; edited 1 time in total" written in big blacck 10 foot high neon lights. Obviously the 'NEED IT NOW' was edited after mojo's message.
Sorry, dawn, when you're in a rush, one can say the funniest things. Glasgow huh? Great 5 yrs spent there meself. Seek fun, and ye shall find. Well eventually..
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One thing I found very informative lately was chatting to the proprieter of one of Edinburgh's sex shops. Proved exceptionally worth while.
Oooh, why? Explicit details please, hehe. (joking)
I used to live in Glasgow - lovely place, can't find a Barras equivalent in the North East, unless anyone cares to PM me telling me where... lived in Southside - really miss the place.
Dear bapalucyweebop! Hehe, I see what you mean now, I admit I read your reply too quickly. You were kind to post the link about munches. So I guess my pubies won't need hedge-trimming, that's good. I admit I had no idea why the link was secret. Then I realised you referred to my username.
Thanks you also to 'postie' who kindly referred me to this thread to correct my error. Much appreciated little kitty. I guess it's all down to Mr Fabio. I've never really 'chatted' with Fabio on the forums, so not sure if he knows who I am. I do bite when I'm horny, but hopefully that won't cloud his judgement of me in deciding whether I should come along for a civil moan, chat and natter with others in a public place. Either way, it's good to put faces to names. Ms SMSx (also genetically stoopid at times...)
Thanks you also to 'postie' who kindly referred me to this thread to correct my error. Much appreciated little kitty. I guess it's all down to Mr Fabio. I've never really 'chatted' with Fabio on the forums, so not sure if he knows who I am. I do bite when I'm horny, but hopefully that won't cloud his judgement of me in deciding whether I should come along for a civil moan, chat and natter with others in a public place. Either way, it's good to put faces to names. Ms SMSx (also genetically stoopid at times...)
I couldnt believe no-one had mentioned the lassic "I wish my wife was as dirty as this' ..until I finally scrolled down to your reply, Marya! Good lass. - best of the north, us girls eh?
albacpl, I saw in Sunderland a butcher's white van and the company called 'BJ's'. That put me right off my pork bangers and mash dinner later that night.
albacpl, I saw in Sunderland a butcher's white van and the company called 'BJ's'. That put me right off my pork bangers and mash dinner later that night.
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I guess I shouldn't send off my CV for stand up comedienne then. Sorry I'll get my coat.
We're just teasing you!!!
Rule No. 1; NEVER tease a PM victim if you enjoy being alive. :shock:
Venusxxx
Sorry.....living with one for 18 years i should have known better!
Venus, if I were PM-ing now, my eyes would well up, becasue you defended me, and that's so nice. And D69ave, you saying sorry and mentioning your 18 yr relationship would just give me a frog in my throat. That's what 'meet-the-fokkers' it's like, being a PM victim. Btw, no idea what being a PM victim is like on SH, and quite frankly m'dear, I don't give a dayam.
I have a sad story about texting. Well it all started when I was ill with laryngytis and I was fed up and drinking loads of hot drinks for my sore throat. And ofcourse this had an effect on my bladder, so off I go for a pee. And when I'm peeing, I feel something move below me, not sure what it was, but I finish pee and go back to whatever i was doing. Next mornign I'm looking round for my mobile and can't find it. So I put kettle on for another hot drink (to soothe my throat), and ofcourse that has an efffect on my bladder...so off I go for a pee. and what do I see? My mobile in the loo. I wrote a thread about it many moons ago. And so now I can't receive or send saucy SMS's. And I miss 'em. I miss my phone, it was lovely. Still upset about it.
Sadly, Ms SMS.
Sadly, Ms SMS.
OHHH I know just what you mean, guys. Pre-menstrual victim, yup, I've had it and it lasts a good week or so: a combo of
a) rabbit-horny dirtygirl sl*g-ness
b) flipping angry at anyone who dares even LOOK at me
c) collapsing into ball of sobs and tears when I see anything that's remotely nice on the telly or in real life (even if its the weatherman who ends his forecast with a lovely smile, but I get really wet if I'm watching E.R - wet as in teary and emotional)
...oh yep. PM Victim for a week, I know it all.
a) rabbit-horny dirtygirl sl*g-ness
b) flipping angry at anyone who dares even LOOK at me
c) collapsing into ball of sobs and tears when I see anything that's remotely nice on the telly or in real life (even if its the weatherman who ends his forecast with a lovely smile, but I get really wet if I'm watching E.R - wet as in teary and emotional)
...oh yep. PM Victim for a week, I know it all.
A friend on here who shall remain nameless PMed me and mentioned my message above may be a tad bit harsh. I actually hope this isn't the case. My intention was to kick myself up the bum for not noticing this thread earlier, now't I can do about it. However! I am happy for you girls and want you all to have a f****g great time, you deserve it - not often a certain group of like-minded wimin getting together in the slapper-capital of the world!!! Hoeveer, I'll try and make it to the next one.
So I hope this puts your mind to rest. Or reviewgirlies.
P.S I never learned French at school, it was Spanish, hurhur. SMS x
So I hope this puts your mind to rest. Or reviewgirlies.
P.S I never learned French at school, it was Spanish, hurhur. SMS x
<rings bell and waits>
Okay, I joined in April this year, and probably too shiney and new with 'NEWBIE' stuck across my forehead. But can I put my name down for a provisional. I'm in the NE now, but not really sure if I'll still be here by October. If I do get invited, must I shave my pubes JUS in case? Or if it's purely a chat, pint and voddy do, then can I leave it looking like Demis Rousos?
<peeks through frosted window, noticing geometric pattern on doormat>
Okay, I joined in April this year, and probably too shiney and new with 'NEWBIE' stuck across my forehead. But can I put my name down for a provisional. I'm in the NE now, but not really sure if I'll still be here by October. If I do get invited, must I shave my pubes JUS in case? Or if it's purely a chat, pint and voddy do, then can I leave it looking like Demis Rousos?
<peeks through frosted window, noticing geometric pattern on doormat>
Well, take it that's a no then? So what was that cure for jealousy? Did anyone invent one? Girls, you deserve to let your hair down while getting it all tangled up with others' hair (more like your pubes!!), Blackpool is THE place for it. Have a *&%$!@#!!! great time, and next time I'm joining you. I know most of you won't know who the custard and mint sauce cream I am, but when I see a good opportunity I'll put my name for it. Just don't get blackpool rock stuck in your pubes, hehe. SMS x
Oh guess what, I've got a Black Forest Gateaux ready from defrost, <runs downstairs to stick my face in it and eat it ...with my head still buried>
Oh guess what, I've got a Black Forest Gateaux ready from defrost, <runs downstairs to stick my face in it and eat it ...with my head still buried>
Oh boiger, how did I miss this thread? Too late now isn't it? I was wondering if anyone from the north east might be travelling down (onfoot/bike/car/train/plane/ship), then I'd have joined them. So what did you do re: B&B - rent out the whole building? Another thing: a totally stupid question, what are you hoping/wanting to happen on this Slapperool- Blackpool do? Blackpool's not like a million miles from me, am I too late? Sad to see lucyweebaps isn't going, I;d have liked to meet her, since I remember her from the Scottish msn chatrooms of yore...
Someone up above mentioned the influence of Bollywood and Irish noises, good call. I detected a recurrent sound and style overall, espcially Greece's entry. Bollywood and Irish sounds are unique and it's wonderful that their style continues to infiltrate our fashion, design and culinery tastes.(there's a world out there, skip bangers and mash and try something different for a change). .. Latvia was pleasant, though the guys were corny, nice to see they incorporated sign language - not to be looked down upon, I 'm sure millions of hard of hearing people appreciated that. Malta reminded me of the Glasgow girl that won Pop Idol (Michelle?), good performance. Only caught the last 6 or so live perfomances, and actualy liked German's entru (mainly b/c the singer was very attractive). It was essentially a polictial playground, where countries sided up with others as if to say 'you can come play in our wendyhouse, we like you'. Greece's stay at the top slot occured as soon as Cyprus awarded Latvia (hot on it's heels at #2) one point, and Greece the full 12 points. The contest has become a farce, a rather insular and possibly volatile playground.
Re-reading my post has made me fancy some bangers, mash and loads of gravy for dinner, I'm off to the freezer to take out some skin-encased meat, lol)
Re-reading my post has made me fancy some bangers, mash and loads of gravy for dinner, I'm off to the freezer to take out some skin-encased meat, lol)
