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secretmaccamslag
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Okay meat, where can I get a cheap ticket to blackpool?
And will the spectators get their Grand Prix ticket money back? I'm a woman, and always loved the Grand Prix, and I sat there with my jaw dragging on my tits in disbelief, eventhough I wouldn't risk the safety of the drivers, but I pay for my TV licence and expected a good race. I want my money back.
Some useless questions for your mine of useless information genius.
PS, that was my very first emotion ever on this site.
And will the spectators get their Grand Prix ticket money back? I'm a woman, and always loved the Grand Prix, and I sat there with my jaw dragging on my tits in disbelief, eventhough I wouldn't risk the safety of the drivers, but I pay for my TV licence and expected a good race. I want my money back.
Some useless questions for your mine of useless information genius.
PS, that was my very first emotion ever on this site.
Hehe, well DO be animals and when the 'school bells rings' don't all rush out. Form a single file and grab the arse infront of you and do the rumba - gotta keep it tarty and over the top and something for you all to tell the rest of us when you come back (with explicit details ofcourse, hurhur).
Me? I'm off to stroke my camel toes in honour of your fortunate evening to come. Be good and be very very bad! ................x
Me? I'm off to stroke my camel toes in honour of your fortunate evening to come. Be good and be very very bad! ................x
I'm blessed - can get away with bare.
Ofcourse to stockings (sheer yep), but I am one of these 70s porn fans and love the 70s look of pantyhose with no knickers underneath, and the woman pulls them and it gets right b/ween her front bottom camel toes. Especially with a hairy crotch - just so animalistic and sooooo 70s. I love it.
And yes I'm a woman!
Ofcourse to stockings (sheer yep), but I am one of these 70s porn fans and love the 70s look of pantyhose with no knickers underneath, and the woman pulls them and it gets right b/ween her front bottom camel toes. Especially with a hairy crotch - just so animalistic and sooooo 70s. I love it.
And yes I'm a woman!
Quote by Jags
...if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.:x
I get 'em all the time, tsch. (Not including some regulars on the site - you know who you are) However, I've just sent a PM to someone asking about the gorgeous bra they're wearing on their avatar, because I want one of those - is that breaking the rules? I'm one of these people who stop people on the street asking them where they got their handbag, shoes, necklace etc etc...I know what I like. In fact last time I asked a woman in Sunderland Bridges about her gorgeous handbag. She said it was from Harrods. I just drove though safely and 'had a ncie day' .........
So lemmy get this straight: you're all meeting up - I mean a large group of people - nay adults - dressed as school kids - in a public place - with strange name badges - and everyone's looking - and they'll know who you are and why you're all there.
Not discreet innit? So I take the idea of a munch IS to have a social natter and a few drinkSSSS, but also hotel rooms have been booked - ooh la la. If they've been booked just to sleep off the alcohol and not for anything else, then my name is secretmaccamfrigid.
Have fun, you animals.
Not discreet innit? So I take the idea of a munch IS to have a social natter and a few drinkSSSS, but also hotel rooms have been booked - ooh la la. If they've been booked just to sleep off the alcohol and not for anything else, then my name is secretmaccamfrigid.
Have fun, you animals.
Blimey, loads of ex-members tonight - must be the effect of the Solstice and feverish temps. Really strange that people advertise their numbers - gives you an insight into their views on privacy. They don't respect their own, so who knows what they might do with yours - once it's in the wrong hands...hmmm.....a lesson learned the painful way.
Oh WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you scroll up & downthe quote-in-quuote-in-quote page several times (as shown on the link, which d/loaded fine in my IE), it's like sitting in the boat while going through the tunnel in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. So pyschodelic. Uh-oh . I feel sick now...
Its a thing on a camel's foot, silly!
Btw, I read what a glory hole is - make me burp out luaghing. Yes, BOL. I took a swig of gin just before I read it on 'thefulten' thread and reading it made me burp, LOL. I NEVER burp in my life. I actually try to do it, but I can't. But reading the meaning of Glory Hole made me burp.
I need to get out more...
Btw, I read what a glory hole is - make me burp out luaghing. Yes, BOL. I took a swig of gin just before I read it on 'thefulten' thread and reading it made me burp, LOL. I NEVER burp in my life. I actually try to do it, but I can't. But reading the meaning of Glory Hole made me burp.
I need to get out more...
GREAT definition re: JAZZ, fantastic, I have pencilled it in my book of gems. I am very much into Jazz (save for European fusion shit*) , infact I am a bit of a jazz warbler me. Badabodaboo. Wy for instance did I coin the now famous expression: wee bap a lucy' (or something like that)? B/c I scat (really badly), but I like to scat.
But.
BIX??!!!!!!! Acksherly Bix was like the Jimi Hendrix of his day, so he's alright.
But.
BIX??!!!!!!! Acksherly Bix was like the Jimi Hendrix of his day, so he's alright.
I know exactly what my NOSE is: floral/fruity.
I'm wearing HUGO BOSS - DEEP RED now, but love:
NINA RICCI - PREMIER DE JOUR (like silkybig)
RALPH LAUREN - ROMANCE
RALPH LAUREN - GLAMOROUS (more feminine/floral than above)
CHANEL - MADEMOISELLE
There's so much more I'd want (and also own, but the above are worth showing off) and I haven't yet sniffed at, so this is nowhere near a must-wear-before-I-die list.
I like the Issey Miyaki scent on a bloke. BUT ONLY if it SUITS him. Scents also carry an age. I mean there are scents designed for older people and scents designed for girly/laddish blokes. So the right scent is as important as wearing the right shoes - for me anyway.
I'm wearing HUGO BOSS - DEEP RED now, but love:
NINA RICCI - PREMIER DE JOUR (like silkybig)
RALPH LAUREN - ROMANCE
RALPH LAUREN - GLAMOROUS (more feminine/floral than above)
CHANEL - MADEMOISELLE
There's so much more I'd want (and also own, but the above are worth showing off) and I haven't yet sniffed at, so this is nowhere near a must-wear-before-I-die list.
I like the Issey Miyaki scent on a bloke. BUT ONLY if it SUITS him. Scents also carry an age. I mean there are scents designed for older people and scents designed for girly/laddish blokes. So the right scent is as important as wearing the right shoes - for me anyway.
BIX BEIDERBECKE????????? LOLO. You are kidding, yep? If I had Bix on the gramaphone while I had a big fat pound of flesh inside me I'd be reminded of James Bolam in the Alan Plater's trilogy, NOT of the hot fingers/tongue/flesh belonging to the guy/gal inside me! (sorry, got carried away there)
But BIX?
But BIX?
Well chilli pickle in chocolate fondue!! I never thought of the embassy! I shall go there. I've seen a pic of this REESE, and funnily always imagined him to be American - his features. Is he american? I don't want to impose, but I will PM him a link to this forum as advised by you. Now if he tells me to bugger off, I'll want my money back Jags, no buts.
Dear Silk, a great reply from you, much appreciated (kiss). But I'm not giving up.
However I forgot to mention that I'd be supervised by friends/family in THEIR car, so I'd not be renting a car out there. I've emailed various Texas State /Houstan City agencies regarding this and no reply. They're so much like these people you email on this site only to wait and wait and get no reply. Tsch.
I might end up learning on their driveway - the place is so big - everything's so bg in the US, their driveways could be a shopping parking lot in this country!
However I forgot to mention that I'd be supervised by friends/family in THEIR car, so I'd not be renting a car out there. I've emailed various Texas State /Houstan City agencies regarding this and no reply. They're so much like these people you email on this site only to wait and wait and get no reply. Tsch.
I might end up learning on their driveway - the place is so big - everything's so bg in the US, their driveways could be a shopping parking lot in this country!
Okay I've checked first with a MOD and I CAN start a thread in the cafe that contains these queries. Please PM me if you're going to mention the name of an ORG or Co. otherwise I'll be told off.
a) I've got a Provisional car licence & undertaking lessons here. I will be in US for a month - does anyone know if I can apply for a provisional out there (they call it instructors permit), so I can continue my skills there.
b) BEST exhange rates (commission free) for US dollars
c) There was another query, but I've totally forgotten what it was.
Merry cheers in advance.
Ms SMS.
(p.s I've mastered putting on the seatbelt without it catching my pubes, now my instructor says I can start learning about the pedals)
a) I've got a Provisional car licence & undertaking lessons here. I will be in US for a month - does anyone know if I can apply for a provisional out there (they call it instructors permit), so I can continue my skills there.
b) BEST exhange rates (commission free) for US dollars
c) There was another query, but I've totally forgotten what it was.
Merry cheers in advance.
Ms SMS.
(p.s I've mastered putting on the seatbelt without it catching my pubes, now my instructor says I can start learning about the pedals)
I'm a single female, and at this rate, I don't think I'll be swinging. I've responded to around 20 ads for fems/cples, and not a single response (save for one regular forum user). I find the forum users a tad bit more reliable than ads where you 'can't see' who's posted it. And I'M what you call the elusive single fem???
