I have never been able to make my webcam work in the rooms if anyone can help they will have my thanks
Luke
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sexyluke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
Bi-curious Female, 69
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Quote by northwest-cpl
Better just clarify, I love Liverpool, best city in the country, best football club, city of culture, more listed buildings than anywhere outside London and fantastic people.
Mind you half my family are scousers
Half my family were scousers too, I'm a red and I also live within shooting distance of Moss Side but got told off elsewhere for taking the piss out of Moss Side.
Can we take the piss out of the cockneys instead? 
no cockneys were harmed in the making of this post.
Wot the beedin' 'ell do yah won to ave a go at us cockneys for? we is nice, poilite, well red and cliver gits but we cant spel encyclopedias!
and we is ver sexy wif it!
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Quote by northwest-cpl
Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted::lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers
If you insist Bloody hell ! if I knew I had to be this big I would never have joined the site!
I'm going to lie down in a dark room now to get over the shock of seeing such a monster!
Luke
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I Read a quote in which he said he had been abused, beaten, become a drunk and a drug addict and had screwed anything that stood still for more than 30 seconds! and had survived it all, only to be diagnosed as suffering with MS, he said God had a sense of humour too!
RIP to a funny funny man!
Luke
RIP to a funny funny man!
Luke
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Hi and welcome,
As a newbie too, i would say sit back, read the threads, dont forget to look at the stickys and the rules, and take things slowly! there are a lot of really nice people here who in time would love to meet you.
Get the feel of the place before you Jump in" there are some here who will eat you alive if you take liberties!!
just try to get to know people, add to the threads when you have something to say, be polite, act here as you would if this was a face to face meeting place. This isnt the chatroom, but can at times be similar.
Above all have fun!
Luke
As a newbie too, i would say sit back, read the threads, dont forget to look at the stickys and the rules, and take things slowly! there are a lot of really nice people here who in time would love to meet you.
Get the feel of the place before you Jump in" there are some here who will eat you alive if you take liberties!!
just try to get to know people, add to the threads when you have something to say, be polite, act here as you would if this was a face to face meeting place. This isnt the chatroom, but can at times be similar.
Above all have fun!
Luke
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Quote by jay1963
Just wondering what was your best sexual experiance. Bet there some stories to be told
The one I will have tonight, or tomorrow or next week month year!!!
I couldnt go through life thinking that I had had the best at that it was all down hill from here!!!
Luke
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I was about 16 and took a new g/f to the pictures midweek she seemed to like my fumbling under her jumper but pushed my hand away every time i tried put it under her skirt,
We snogged all the way through the film. I walked her home and after more snogging on her doorstep and more groping from me she invited me round for sunday tea explaining that her parents would be going out to chuch after and we would be alone in the house.
I walked home half hard and happy!
The following saturday I went and bought a new shirt and trousers to look my best and decided to have a haircut and hoping against hope and blushing a very bright red asked the barber for "A packet of three"
This caused the two barbers to make all the usual remarks, and me smiling and saying i had a new girlfriend who was a right goer, I'm seeing her tomorrow and I'm on a promise,. a right "Jack the lad" me!!
So the next day i go to see the g/f all spruced up in my new flares and jacket smelling of "Brut" with the condoms in my back pocket.
I raing the doorbell and she answers looking wonderful, gives me a big wet kiss and leads me into the living room by the hand, opens the door and says "Mum, dad this is Luke" her mum smiles and says hello and her dad lowers his newpaper and looks up at me,
And i stand there with my hand out to be shaken looking at the barber!!!!
We snogged all the way through the film. I walked her home and after more snogging on her doorstep and more groping from me she invited me round for sunday tea explaining that her parents would be going out to chuch after and we would be alone in the house.
I walked home half hard and happy!
The following saturday I went and bought a new shirt and trousers to look my best and decided to have a haircut and hoping against hope and blushing a very bright red asked the barber for "A packet of three"
This caused the two barbers to make all the usual remarks, and me smiling and saying i had a new girlfriend who was a right goer, I'm seeing her tomorrow and I'm on a promise,. a right "Jack the lad" me!!
So the next day i go to see the g/f all spruced up in my new flares and jacket smelling of "Brut" with the condoms in my back pocket.
I raing the doorbell and she answers looking wonderful, gives me a big wet kiss and leads me into the living room by the hand, opens the door and says "Mum, dad this is Luke" her mum smiles and says hello and her dad lowers his newpaper and looks up at me,
And i stand there with my hand out to be shaken looking at the barber!!!!
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Quote by tuffa
I've seen these used a lot on vids and amateur sites and thought about getting J one for xmas; the thing is they vary in price from 30-200+ and i'd really like to be sure they're worthwhile and not just a gimmick before buying - has anyone got one and are they 'special' or not???
thanks
C
An ex had one and used to put it in warm water or cold depending on her mood, being glass it retains the heat or cold for a long while. It also used to get very warm when she used it!
She said that heating it made it feel closer to the "Real thing"
Watching her with it was a bit like taking out a subscription to Gyno monthy but nice for all that
Be careful you dont drop and chip it!
Luke
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Quote by tattyxpx
I have a pair of ramps about 18in high, if they will be any help to you you are welcome to borrow them!!
Luke
whereabouts are you ?
Sorry I should have said! I am in Essex, wheres the car?
Luke
Don't disappear Luke... how do you fancy a drive to Birmingham maybe next week
For you sweet lady I would climb mountains and cross mighty rivers!
As long as youpromise to buy Breakfast, its a deal!
Luke
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Just wanted to start a thread with something that matters to me!!
Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the death of John Lennon, one of the most important figures in the development of popular music of the last century.
I had overslept, woken next to my wife and we made love, I got to work very late with a smile on my face and a spring in my step, the day had started in a wonderful way! I had a cup of tea and switched on the radio!
Every thing went down hill from there, All the radio channels were full of the news coming from New York that Lennon had been shot as he returned home by a single gunman Mark Chapman, a Beatles Fan!
As someone who had grown up listening to the Beatles, had his first kiss and had lost his cherry while their music was playing in the background the news was shattering.
The impact of his music cannot be over stated to die in such a mindless way at such a young age was such a waste!
So tonight the T.V. gets switched off and the music played
Luke
Tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the death of John Lennon, one of the most important figures in the development of popular music of the last century.
I had overslept, woken next to my wife and we made love, I got to work very late with a smile on my face and a spring in my step, the day had started in a wonderful way! I had a cup of tea and switched on the radio!
Every thing went down hill from there, All the radio channels were full of the news coming from New York that Lennon had been shot as he returned home by a single gunman Mark Chapman, a Beatles Fan!
As someone who had grown up listening to the Beatles, had his first kiss and had lost his cherry while their music was playing in the background the news was shattering.
The impact of his music cannot be over stated to die in such a mindless way at such a young age was such a waste!
So tonight the T.V. gets switched off and the music played
Luke
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Quote by onlyme1981
Back on topic, I've never had sex in a strange place.... in fact, I've never had sex at all :angel: ;)
Me too Angel....aren't we good eh?!
You poor poor ladies! it must be such a handicap having such short memories and being so forgetful!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Luke
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
i though being hung like a horse and swinging from the chandelier was great sex :lol2:
glad to hear its all worked out for you.....now my turn :twisted: wheres all them guys hiding?
Psst!! NN!!!! peeking out from under the duvet!!!! Ive been keeping this side of the bed for you!!!
