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spoony
Over 90 days ago
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I got as far as trying to sign in
Then my world disappeared down a black hole
Sorry it took so long decided to post an add instead
but would be grateful of any help
Help is it me
This evening after a really hard day
We decided to look for a chat room to have fun
Everyone we tried to access was hopeless
Yes and before anyone says it, I know there is one right under my nose but even that I never seem to be able to get on.
I know it's something stupid we are doing
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for that
If anyone is going the last saturday of the month then it would be nice to meet to there
Thanks for the advice from both of you.
Whats Chams like
Just had a look at it on the net but you cant really tell
Thing is we are really looking forward to this weekend
There lots going on Gay pride and alike
Greetings everyone it's been a while since we have been on here
"visiting another universe" Mrs Spoony went spiritual
We are off to Birmingham end of the month for some fun and debauchery. We found Xstasia on this site and read the reviews but you never know whether there true. We usually go to Arousal but want a change of scenery.
Is it any good there, Xtasia's that is
PS Mrs Spoony is quite partial to a darker brother so if you can advise come back at us.
Hi ya
Spoony n Willow here
We are local can you count us in.
Got to go dribbling in the key board
Dam i'm confused just reading this "i need a hug" where the flight attendent
Can we get back to the point and stop Pxxxxxg up trees is this giong ahead if so would be interested as a couple pm me the details if you can.
We are hear to have fun not argue you canget that at a Milwall game.
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I hope your not expecting us to play Barry White,MollynChris!!!!!

Whats wrong with Barry White I've had my muffin buttered many a time to him.
Still my favourite is Orvill "i wish i could fly"
My partner swallows and spits depending on how she is feeling and it dont taste that bad.
You can alter its taste by your diet. Lots of fruit inparticular Strawberries will give it a sweeter taste (eat them the day before)
Stay away from garlic and curries they give it a very bitter taste.
This info I have gathered over the from trying to get my head polished.
I am glad to say I know have a woman that will suck spit and swallow to my delight you guys still struggling I feelfor you.
Girls give it up you know you love to swallow its good for your skin "I wouldn't lie I'm a man
Yes there are some look at the menu at the top of the page go to dogging and then use the menu it will show sites in Northampton Corby and a few other places
Having just shaved half my man hood off in my zip is there a tailor or some one that could invent something to curtail this rather dangerous past time of taking a pee.
Could i claim against the trouser maker for personal injury ?
Does any body no a cure to soothe my aching head ?
Is there a nurse out there that could tend my wounds ?
I gonna book myself into the Priory. Never will i taste the falling down liquid again
Lived in Japan for a couple of years met some beautiful women and up to this day i have no idea what they were saying but sex. OH GOD try a japanese woman amazing. Thats not to say Brit women are not up to the task i happen to have one i cant get enough of.
But getting back to things yes sware and abuse me in bed PLEASE
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I mean come on guys who can last that long? lol
Well I'm not taking me knickers off for 2 mintues, 2 hours maybe :giggle:
Dawn :silly:Speed sex i've been an expert for years
Will we ever learn when it comes to looking at women while we're driving? The answer is no.
Why? because thats what summer and windscreen are made for I managed to side swipe my bosses car looking at his wifes arse "i dont work there anymore".
It was'nt as good as that portrait but could have won some awards for being abstract
I thought the object of this place was not to judge or be judge but to share fun and make friends. I have not been on this site very long and it sadens me to see some of the lifers feel they are being intimidated into leaving. If people like you go the whole character of this site will change along with that so will its appeal, Think on before you let others drive you out.
Stay safe Spoony
I see you have taken my boredum seriously. I'm contemplating roller blading through a shopping centre naked with a daffodile stuck between my arse cheeks to try and raise a response.
One of my other embarrassing situations was when i managed to drop a tin of white paint on my head on a bus home from town "dont ask put it down to misspent youth".
Anyway needless to say as a black man with white paint all over my head i looked like Casper. 5 miles of tourturous laughing, i can still see the faces now and for anybody that wants to know it was matt
None alive. Why dont you go for a younger version "own teeth and hair" Just a joke at 38 I'm to young have fun and be safe.
Who's bored I am. need sugestion to cure my boredum anythinhg something funny.
Me when I was 16 i tried to impress this girl dressed to impress. looking like a black version of Rick Astley "god i loooked good" went to lean on a post and give my best cool look, Missed completely and fell in a fountain. Had to get the bus home major embarrassment
Do you know i never been that lucky. I did get squeezed by an older woman (and I'm being generous here) who was drinking white lightening outside the Trafford Centre last year. Come to think of it I think she was after my wallet.
Best concert for me Nina Simone at Ronnie Scotts Truly cool nite for wanna be posers
Dawn the bus aint the same without you. Go on cum and play with the big red thing
No idont think so its probably all the bad press of late.
Moist you seem to be the Guru here. "Help"
Moist you are a very attractive woman if you dont mind me saying.