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super_nova
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38

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went to dubai a few weeks back....saw ALAN SMITH...at te time of man utd evil ...but cleaerly mow a magpie! rolleyes
jeez does he tan!! looked as brown as a kebab!! saw him on skysports news tother day...n he was back to his ghost white self!!
hi, could i please be forwarded a copy of the details aswell please....if it is close by..ill deffo pop in!!
cant beleive we finally have one sorted!!
wel done stackerman!
Good luck to Mr W...pass on my regards...
and i think that is the best resolution ever....more sex, shame that one stopped for me round about 00:01 01 Jan earlier this year sad
Hi evry one....let me just take this opertunity, firstly to wish everyone a merry chrismas...and a happy new new year...
Now last year...my resolution lasted til mark....which was a personal record for me! lol
BUT i am solemley vowing to go to the gym RELIGIOUSLY till the day i meet my maker
now i know the normal resolutions lke stopping smoking and loosing weight (wich by the way EVERYONE i know is claim one or both of these)..but there must be some other resolutions out there....
:P
Meery Christmas Folks
Thanks Angal and H
hope you to have a jolly merry christmas and an awsome new year :beer:
oh and merry chrismas to everyone..and to all a happy new year... :thumbup:
hi, i will be able to make it.....i hope you pick me!! lol
i actually live in manchester...
let me know how it oges either way anyway
thanks
hi there,
i could be up for it....if something is sorted...let me know please
thanks
i would like to say i would just walk away....but then again, iv not been in them shoes, so i dunno!
but what i do know is that i would never jeopordise the happiness of MY family, regardless of the circumstances.
sorry pal....got nothin to do with ur post, but is that the same staines that Ali G comes from?!?
its just that i thought he made it up!!
if it is then, i gotta big up the wes' stainez massive innit !! rolleyes
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/index.html
jump on that link...check out the club u fancy...and go on thier website...it should tell ya there! :thumbup:
it may not be any use to ya...but i went for two weeks in the summer.....
ahhh the memories......the greatesr summer yet.....till next yr!! lol
next time somebody accuses you of not knowing jack sh*t....you can calmy prove them wrong..
Who is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. lol
EIGHTY EIGHT!!!!
GOD! i thought 12 was bloody amazing!!
well....back to the game it is then....looks like my 4 oclock lecture is going to have to be recorded!!
hmmm..i feel for u..i realy do!
its a shame ur not up in manchester...otherwise you wouldent have had to post this thread!....how can anyone let you down!!
this is brilliant!!
i dont normally forward links on but this is a killer!

:giggle:
my word!!
one of the few telly 'personalities' i actually like and can watch!!
i hope he gets better soon!
His family mite not read this but i wish them all good luck to
First things first...welcome to SH !! :rose:
let me be the first to offer you a rose!
secondly...dont worry, we have all been now at one time or another....
thirdly....im not guna say no more at the mo coz am still abit pissed of at blackburn goin 3-0 down to pompy!!
anyway mini thread hi jack/rand over
as you were
Quote by Reikiradical
A nice BMW M3 convertable dunno

With a personalised registration wink
Wirth a full tank, It costs more.
and leather seats :dunno:
many happy returns my dear....
oh and a big sloppy kiss and a wolly jumper from me to!
hmmm...nice one guys.....i tried that ICRA one.........but wenever its activated, you cant access anything AT ALL...it says Unable to find Website (like it does wen ur not connected) but wen i deactivate it...it becomes alright..........iv tried to mess with the settings...but no luck!