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taysha
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by 34fun
never done it on a jetski - that has appealed to me for some time lol any offers ??

Have you seen on the internet? That's not you then?
Sorry. Forget I mentioned it then. Bad idea. I'll delete it. redface
The map is only accurate to a city, so not really any more than is already in you sig. Just shown on a map.
is a new service that allow people to put a marker in a map associated with their name and (if desired) a photo. It allows a picture of where members of a group, such as participants of a forum, are located.
<s>I've created a map for members of the Swinging Heaven Forum.</s>
Incidentally, if this is used by forum members and people would prefer it were controlled by a moderator I'm more than happy to pass the control over.
Edit: Map deleted as no one thought it was a good idea.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
This practice is dangerous as vacuum cleaners often contain rotating blades that effectively shred the glans.

You know, I've read this in loads of places but I don't think I've ever seen a vacuum cleaner that contains "rotating blades". I've never stuck anything in to find out but I have had to unblock a few vacuum hoses in my time.
Quote by Ermingtrude
as painful as it is it is better than flies in your foreskin lol

Damn. Someone beat me to it.
I was having visions a la "karate kid" of trying to catch flies..... It's not just me that remembers the catching flies scene in Karate Kid right?
I have 3 tattoos. This one is my favourite. It was a Fathers Day present 2 years ago. I selected the design from an online store and the tattoist altered it to my requirements by freehand as he drew it.
Quote by SXBOY
think someone is having a laugh sad

No. Seriously. Check it out on . There's even pages full of "how-tos".
I wouldn't recommend it for wireless keyboards due to the electronic circuitry, but normal keyboards are just a collection of switches that should work fine once they've dried out.
Did anyone catch the US version? Very poor. Very, very poor.
How come the Americans just don't get UK drama or comedy?
Did you know that most keyboards can be put in the dishwasher to be cleaned? You need to make sure it's properly dry before using again but I'm told it works a treat.
I've never actually done this myself. But then I've never spilt sticky fluids over my keys.
I'm a DJ. I see couple do their slow dance 60 to 70 times a year. Believe me, the only ones that look even vaguely embarrassing are those that have tried to choreograph a routine and fail to get it right. And even they at least get credit for putting some effort into it.
Choose a slow song that means something to you both. Nothing too quick and nothing too morbid. If you feel you might be embarrassed, ask the DJ / Band to wait a couple of minutes and then invite the other couples in the room to join you on the floor - make sure you've primed your parents, best man and bridesmaids so that they make their way up as soon as their asked. Once you've got 2 or 3 other couples up, it's just like the last song of the night.
As for the dance, simply place your arms around each other and move slowly to the music - the "dancing slowly in circles dance" as Lenny henry called it. You'll be surprised. When I got married I, during our slow dance I was barely even aware that there were other people in the room as I told her how much I loved her and how happy I was.
Have you thought about setting up a weblog or "blog"? It's kind of like an online journal and can be about any subject you wish. I know that there are some blogs by UK swingers already.
- touches on the subject occassionally
- posts about sex at times (including - ouch!)
I have a blog (although it doesn't discuss anything like this because my in-laws read it occasionally) -
There are many blogging services and tools around, some of which are free. The most popular one is which is owned by Google and is free to use. It can be set up and run by someone with no technical knowledge at all.
For sharing photos I would strongly recommend which is free. There's quite a community on there of people who post "adult" photos of themselves. Visitors can leave comments if you allow them too. You can then post photos directly from Flickr onto your website / blog in any size with a link back to the full size original as I have here -
If you need any help with any of these I'd be glad to assist. Just drop me a PM.
Quote by dambuster
Or - go to a club and shag a stranger - it all works wink

It think that's the route we were going to work towards.
We considered just going to a club at first to "sample the atmosphere" without necessarily joining in. Just to try and get comfortable with the idea. Is that acceptable? Would we be kicked out for not joining in?
Quote by sarah
Where in the country are you?

We're in the West Mids / South Staffordshire.....
Quote by the_Laird
Find another female you are both comfortable with :twisted:

It's difficult to get to know someone first enough to be comfortable with them. She doesn't want our first one to be with someone we know or are likely to meet again (unless we wish to). She'd feel less nervous about it that way..... He wants to make sure she's entirely comfortable with the situation.
She's suggested going to Amsterdam and paying for it......
We're a married couple who are interested in having a threesome with another woman. We've never done anything like this before. We're a touch nervous and don't know how to start.
Any suggestions?