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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57

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Sexpert
sorry Sarge..........hmmmmmm i wonder if my name will ever appear in one of these games
that better??
Sexpert
must have slipped my mind...havent decided what yet, have to have a think unless there is anyhting u fancy forfieting ;-)
Sexpert
ok thats a forfeit for you jags....didnt i mention that??
Sexpert
Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

confused sad :? :(
WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
thats me too......tried looking in the mirror this morning side on and I didnt laugh!! lol
Sexpert
welcome Lady H...good to a local face around here...watch out for all these northerners lol
Sexpert
today I am mostly listening to
Muse, keane, White Stripes, Moby, Coldplay, Starsailor
then if i feel nostalgic
The Jam, The Bunneymen, Madness, Lennon, Squeeze (Difford and Tilbrook best songwriters ever)
Sexpert
Cambridge is the enemy in this house (in football terms) :twisted:
i am at the north end of the county...
but shhhh dont tell anybody i do like Cambridge as a place
Sexpert
It is absolutly gorgeous here this morning lovely sunny morning (no ants)...cars covered in frost and not a cloud in the sky....and so peaceful..
Sexpert
Quote by lucyslovely
Oooooooooo TDS ........ hidden talents eh wink
Lucy kiss

not so hidden now i have been exposed .....
......has wicked thoughts wondering exactly what TDS was exposing :grin: :censored:
naughty, naughty Lucy ..... smackbottom whip
nothign exposed yet............... what a fantastic word "yet" is ;-)
Sexpert
Quote by lucyslovely
Oooooooooo TDS ........ hidden talents eh wink
Lucy kiss

not so hidden now i have been exposed as the genius I am, i scare myself sometimes lol
Sexpert
think the poet laureate is sh*tting his pants now if he read that
Sexpert
ode to busty being stood up
Oh Busty Oh Busty,
i hope you didnt go rusty
waiting for a man who wasn't so trusty
the mans a fool
to be so cruel
to leave you waiting in a bar
he should have got in his car
the guy whos nameless
was so shameless
to love you alone
and not even phone
there are plenty of other fellas
who bend over backwards like spoons of Uri Gellars
to get so close to Busty
and now my ode is finished
poor Busty stood up alone and undiminished
Sexpert
Quote by MrsFC
Ok,
MrsFC strolls over to the fridge
OMG.....The fridge is DEAD !!!!!!!
td your beer is warm :shock:

just like the person serving wink
Sexpert
Quote by DreamerHelen
Gee thanks for that Ice.....so if I don't mind losing a leg or an arm it's okay? :shock:

its alright if he spits it out you can have it sewn back on again lol
Sexpert
Quote by EmmaPeel
i would prefer something like Jerusalem as our natioanl anthem....who wants to save the Queen!!

I would - I think they actually do a lot of good to promote this country. I wouldn't swap my life for theirs! - Just a personal opinion here.
Mrs Peel
but being a secret agent you have to say that...as you work for them lol
Sexpert
i would prefer something like Jerusalem as our natioanl anthem....who wants to save the Queen!!
Sexpert
i have an odd one!! no jokes
i hate that yellow foam stuff that goes in cushions cant stand the feel of it or someone rubbing it uurrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh
Sexpert
Quote by MrsFC
Of course tds, now would you like brown bread or white?

bread am not fussy about...either flavour will do for me, and if its buttered by your fair hands then all the better
Sexpert
Quote by MrsFC
Anyone for sarnies..............prepared with my fair hands, I have salmon and cucumber....cheese and tomatoe or cheese and pickle...............

can i be fussy and ask for some plain cheese ones please redface
Sexpert
wakes up....wow what a dream..........i dreamt that Angel and Helen were in here with me both naked....i remember lots of splashing about and diving under the water....am a bit wrinled now...better go and get myself ironed out...
did i miss anything??
Sexpert
Quote by Rachel80
Is there space for me too? I am probably best in the pavillion rather than on the field.
Having been a spectator from a young age I hope I am allowed plenty of time to watch the action wink
Rachel

always room for new talent in the team....just sign your name here and you atr in
...................................
Sexpert
quiet in the spa tonight.....sitting here with a cold beer relaxing reflecting on a good day smile
Sexpert
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
maybe hes on tour...chester tonight, liverpool tomorrow night, manchester the next night