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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Kent

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and not by choice!! my New Years resolution is to find a lady to have some fun with.. and if not then die trying.
I dont know it just seems to be the internet in general at the moment. I only want to meet one lady but just never get a sniff... so to speak wink
I find it impossible to get a reply, let alone a meet. I have met one fantastic lady from this site. Unfortunately it was just too far away...Sods law I guess!!
It would be nice to find someone and have some fun!!
ooooh sounds nasty... Not something I have ever suffered from because its medical fact that if you do that you WILL go blind... The preist told me..
Been to the doctors today and he had some very serious news for me. He said that I am suffering from deprivitus lickusfannious. He said that if I dont find a lady soon that will allow me to please her orally that my tounge could actually fall out. He did say that if I was to worshipus rimmus bummus then that would keep me going for a while.
Have to say it was a bit of a shock as I only went in there with a sore finger!!
Cant remember the last time I had a little nibble but would love to hear from a lady that could use a little attention..
All I have is work... I have worked long hours for many years. I'm sure I probably work harder than most and it is a welcome distraction from the loneliness.. I guess some people in life are just luckier than others..Some people are born lucky and some are not. I guess it’s the same on this site.. You can (like me) diligently write a decent and honest reply to an advert many times over and never get a reply.. Where as someone else can logon and get a response the same day.. My life has always fallen unfortunately into the first category. Work takes my mind off it, its something I'm good at... Mr Morley may be hard working but he is also very fortunate...Not all of us can be so lucky..