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Whilst working as a barman Butlins in Minehead a good few years ago, I had sex with one of the barmaids in the outdoor pool one night. I had bribed the security guard by giving him cheap drinks and he left alone to let us have our moment of fun....
Great fun and we ended up having regular sex throughout the season...
Memories!!
Great fun and we ended up having regular sex throughout the season...
Memories!!
This seems very spooky.... it sounds as if you have all met someone I know/knew!!
On the arse thing, I was once asked this by an ex-girlfirend (you will foind out why she is ex later in this post). We went shopping ans she asked me the very question..
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
I gave her an honest reply....
"No, its not the dress that makes your bum look big, its the lack of exercise and bags of chips that does that!"
Surprisingly, it didn't go down too well. But at least we have met up in the street since and we can laugh about it - the ironic thing is, age has been good for her, she is now stunning!! Doh!
On the arse thing, I was once asked this by an ex-girlfirend (you will foind out why she is ex later in this post). We went shopping ans she asked me the very question..
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
I gave her an honest reply....
"No, its not the dress that makes your bum look big, its the lack of exercise and bags of chips that does that!"
Surprisingly, it didn't go down too well. But at least we have met up in the street since and we can laugh about it - the ironic thing is, age has been good for her, she is now stunning!! Doh!
Claire, you should definitely take it as a compliment. He has had the guts to open up to you, what most of were already thinking.... 
He just had the decency to ask.
It might be worth considering the use of anonymous e-mail though, to prevent a flood of other requests - a lot of people read the forum.....
He just had the decency to ask.It might be worth considering the use of anonymous e-mail though, to prevent a flood of other requests - a lot of people read the forum.....
I was told something a few years back which made sense ans till does when I am trying to make a decision about my life - also, looking back, it has worked.
I was told that mostly, "people regret the things they don't do, as opposed to the things they do" so if you decide not to, it could haunt you for a long time. If you 'do' then you might not like having it in you rmemory, but at least you tried whatever it was.
T.
I was told that mostly, "people regret the things they don't do, as opposed to the things they do" so if you decide not to, it could haunt you for a long time. If you 'do' then you might not like having it in you rmemory, but at least you tried whatever it was.
T.
I would have to support the writer of this thread someway.
I still need physical attraction before meeting somebody for sex and quite often, you are mistakingly taken for a pic collector if you simply ask for a pic to satisfy yourself that the attraction is there.
Nevertheless, some advice might be to get your head straight about sizes etc, so 1) you know in future, 2) you don't offend somebody unnecessarily and 3) so you dont miss out on someone you think you wont like, but who might be gorgeous!!! (like Vix)
I still need physical attraction before meeting somebody for sex and quite often, you are mistakingly taken for a pic collector if you simply ask for a pic to satisfy yourself that the attraction is there.
Nevertheless, some advice might be to get your head straight about sizes etc, so 1) you know in future, 2) you don't offend somebody unnecessarily and 3) so you dont miss out on someone you think you wont like, but who might be gorgeous!!! (like Vix)
Like HungryP, I take it as grattitude when somebidy replies, even if it just to say No Thank You.
The single men have to be realistic and understand how many 'single men' there are responding to each and every ad Couples Seeking Men or Woman Seeking Men ads - and for those that respond when they don't even meet the crtieria, or they live in London and are responding to an ad from Scotland (with no intention of travelling) - Wake Up!!
Just be patient guys and make your responses stand out, dont be arrogant or pushy and you might get lucky.
This site works, if used properly and you pay people the respect they deserve.
The single men have to be realistic and understand how many 'single men' there are responding to each and every ad Couples Seeking Men or Woman Seeking Men ads - and for those that respond when they don't even meet the crtieria, or they live in London and are responding to an ad from Scotland (with no intention of travelling) - Wake Up!!
Just be patient guys and make your responses stand out, dont be arrogant or pushy and you might get lucky.
This site works, if used properly and you pay people the respect they deserve.
A prayer before bedtime.....
Lord, Before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not a creep.
One whose handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy is thick and long.
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows just what to say when I ask "how bigs is my behind?"
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen
Tickled me!
Lord, Before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not a creep.
One whose handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy is thick and long.
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows just what to say when I ask "how bigs is my behind?"
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen
Tickled me!
How many people read the swinger stories on this site - for those that do, have you ever noticed that all the blokes in the 'stories' have 8" Cocks which have 6 foot girth or similar....
....and how many blokes actually measure theirs with a ruler?? Judge by previous encounters... no complaints, you're probably OK. If you got the "I'll call you" but got no reply, might be as well to get the ruler and just check....
....and how many blokes actually measure theirs with a ruler?? Judge by previous encounters... no complaints, you're probably OK. If you got the "I'll call you" but got no reply, might be as well to get the ruler and just check....
I haven't tried tesco's yet but I am having an nightmare getting quotes. I haven't had a car for a while 'cos I had a motorbike for a while, hence my NCB has elapsed on car insurance.
The result is that for something as basic as a ford focus, they want between 1,200 and 1,500 quid for comprehensive!!!
I cannot fiddle it (and wouldn't) but any advice would be useful.
How can they charge sooo much???
The result is that for something as basic as a ford focus, they want between 1,200 and 1,500 quid for comprehensive!!!
I cannot fiddle it (and wouldn't) but any advice would be useful.
How can they charge sooo much???
Wiz,
Quite simply it takes time and sometimes a bit of imagination. Any responses to ads you make needs to stand out from the usual garbage that most women receive.
Also, despite the perception being a 'sex for nothing' site - try not to be too up front, which appears as arrogance when replying. There are 100's og guys replying to every ad, make sure you are being reliastic and that you meet any criteria, otherwise you are wasting your time and theirs - which helps no-one.
Finally, if you do get a positive response, follow it through and if it isn't what you want, remain polite and say no thanks - prove how genuine you are.
T
Quite simply it takes time and sometimes a bit of imagination. Any responses to ads you make needs to stand out from the usual garbage that most women receive.
Also, despite the perception being a 'sex for nothing' site - try not to be too up front, which appears as arrogance when replying. There are 100's og guys replying to every ad, make sure you are being reliastic and that you meet any criteria, otherwise you are wasting your time and theirs - which helps no-one.
Finally, if you do get a positive response, follow it through and if it isn't what you want, remain polite and say no thanks - prove how genuine you are.
T
Lucifer - good thread, unbelievable in parts (at first) so I can understand a lot of the frustrations that are felt.
Apart from being rude, arrogant and obnoxious - some guys simply must not realise that women receive 100's and 100's of replies to their ads. They must think that there's is one of a few and that comments like 'I can make u cum' are going to stand out.
Thankfully, I am the opposite, send one response - if I hear nothing, fine, I try someone else but this patience has paid off once. I received a response over two months later. The woman had liked my reply and pondered over it - we eventually met and had a couple of really good times.
So guys, be polite, be patent and lower your expectations.
Apart from being rude, arrogant and obnoxious - some guys simply must not realise that women receive 100's and 100's of replies to their ads. They must think that there's is one of a few and that comments like 'I can make u cum' are going to stand out.
Thankfully, I am the opposite, send one response - if I hear nothing, fine, I try someone else but this patience has paid off once. I received a response over two months later. The woman had liked my reply and pondered over it - we eventually met and had a couple of really good times.
So guys, be polite, be patent and lower your expectations.
As I hoped, some interesting replies. I have been successful from this site, and as somebody said, patience is a vrtue and most should understand they are not going to get a positive response to their replies.
It just seems a shames that there'appears' to be so many timewasters out there - how often do you see ads updates with no one liners, no pic no reply - why don't people read the ads properly!!
I have been on the site for a while but only recently discovered the forums (OK, I was shallow and just viewed the ads....) and I agree that they are a useful place to get to know people and become a 'genuine' member of this community.
Dave
It just seems a shames that there'appears' to be so many timewasters out there - how often do you see ads updates with no one liners, no pic no reply - why don't people read the ads properly!!
I have been on the site for a while but only recently discovered the forums (OK, I was shallow and just viewed the ads....) and I agree that they are a useful place to get to know people and become a 'genuine' member of this community.
Dave
Hopefully this post will generate a useful debate rather than offend anybody -
Any swinging site you visit that includes personals ads must have 1000's of men compared to couples and females on there. After being a member of this site, yes I am a single male, it is clear that the couples who 'swing' are a genuine bunch of people who have a good community spirit and have a very laid back (pardon the pun) approach to life. Couples ads get responses but looking through the 'Lets Meet up' forum, how many single guy ads go by with no replies.
So, to the couples, do you think that single men clog up the sites and flood the forums and chatrooms, give us all a bad name as timewasters etc. or is there a genuine 'market' (for want of a better word) for the single male. Or would you prefer alternative sites for us to use to gain our sexual pleasures.
Just a thought?
yours
Devils Advocate
Any swinging site you visit that includes personals ads must have 1000's of men compared to couples and females on there. After being a member of this site, yes I am a single male, it is clear that the couples who 'swing' are a genuine bunch of people who have a good community spirit and have a very laid back (pardon the pun) approach to life. Couples ads get responses but looking through the 'Lets Meet up' forum, how many single guy ads go by with no replies.
So, to the couples, do you think that single men clog up the sites and flood the forums and chatrooms, give us all a bad name as timewasters etc. or is there a genuine 'market' (for want of a better word) for the single male. Or would you prefer alternative sites for us to use to gain our sexual pleasures.
Just a thought?
yours
Devils Advocate
I have read many of the posts on here and seen some of the ads, some very sexy people out there - I must congratulate you all.
But....
Being in the midst of all you sexy people fills my head with gloom. You see, I was born ugly - born at the top of an ugly tree and when I fell out, I hit every branch on the way down. As I grew older olderand started to chase girls..... I literally had to chase them because when they saw me, they ran in opposite direction! Shrek has it sooo easy!!
This went on and on until now I disciver this site and it gave me hope for some positive activity in the trouser department.
So, any females who have no aversion to ugliness fancy something different - I promise to close my eyes so you can't see how ugly I am...LOL.
It was worth a try. :giveup:
....... oh did I mention, the oe ugly thing about me is my incredibly long tongue!
But....
Being in the midst of all you sexy people fills my head with gloom. You see, I was born ugly - born at the top of an ugly tree and when I fell out, I hit every branch on the way down. As I grew older olderand started to chase girls..... I literally had to chase them because when they saw me, they ran in opposite direction! Shrek has it sooo easy!!
This went on and on until now I disciver this site and it gave me hope for some positive activity in the trouser department.
So, any females who have no aversion to ugliness fancy something different - I promise to close my eyes so you can't see how ugly I am...LOL.
It was worth a try. :giveup:
....... oh did I mention, the oe ugly thing about me is my incredibly long tongue!
Probably not a weird thing to eat but after a few beers and returning home one night, a few friends and I had a tea-bag eating competition.
If you have ever done this... lets face it, why would you, other than drink fuelled fun - you will know it is incredibly difficult, especially once the tea bag bursts. The leaves expand and your mouth feels the size of the mersey tunnel!!
Fun though, once you have coughed all the leaves up and washed it all down with something conventional.
If you have ever done this... lets face it, why would you, other than drink fuelled fun - you will know it is incredibly difficult, especially once the tea bag bursts. The leaves expand and your mouth feels the size of the mersey tunnel!!
Fun though, once you have coughed all the leaves up and washed it all down with something conventional.
A few have mentioned whether or not age is important - personally, it isn't for me - I would rather judge prospective 'playmates' on sex appeal or measurement on a 'fun scale' .
...and age does play a part in experience....at a young 18yr (a good few years ago) I met a woman of 30 and thought she was 'old' - but she was exceptional. I am now 35 and still think experience counts for a lot....
So, if it is going to be fun and sexy, who cares!!!
...and age does play a part in experience....at a young 18yr (a good few years ago) I met a woman of 30 and thought she was 'old' - but she was exceptional. I am now 35 and still think experience counts for a lot....
So, if it is going to be fun and sexy, who cares!!!
I hope this doesn't offend any body because it certainly isn't meant to - it is just a bit of a laug following something that was told to me the other day.....
Imagine you are one half of male siamese twins, you are straight, your twin is gay - his partner is coming over tonight and you only have one arse between you.
:shock:
Imagine you are one half of male siamese twins, you are straight, your twin is gay - his partner is coming over tonight and you only have one arse between you.
:shock:
Hi,
I am a new to this, although I have have browsed a few times, I have never posted. I am 'playing alone' as they say and looking to meet people for fun but also to make new friends. I have an extrovert inside me trying get get out!!! :cheers:
I am from the North West but also travel a lot, my next jaunt is w/c 26th sept when I will be spending a week in Guildford - any couples/fems fancy meeting, for a drink and whatever it leads to.....
I have an ad which is 32938 - I am happy to chat first, on line and have a cam if you want to check how genuine I am first.
I am a new to this, although I have have browsed a few times, I have never posted. I am 'playing alone' as they say and looking to meet people for fun but also to make new friends. I have an extrovert inside me trying get get out!!! :cheers:
I am from the North West but also travel a lot, my next jaunt is w/c 26th sept when I will be spending a week in Guildford - any couples/fems fancy meeting, for a drink and whatever it leads to.....
I have an ad which is 32938 - I am happy to chat first, on line and have a cam if you want to check how genuine I am first.
I am currently in a discreet relationship in which we have to meet during the day. The problem we have when we meet is finding somewhere 'discreet' to have some fun. We are in the manchester area and have a car.
Anyone know any good places in the manchester area to have some fun, in a car and with some privacy?
PM me if you know any good locations.
Thanks
Anyone know any good places in the manchester area to have some fun, in a car and with some privacy?
PM me if you know any good locations.
Thanks
