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tilestho
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Cumbria

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Cows, sheep, goats = 1 udder with 4 nipples
Dogs = 8 nipples
Pigs = 12-14 nipples
The guitar solo from the Loaded Boxers cover of the oompa loompa song.
Somehow I think Warner Brothers may change the name from Buzz Bunny.
Iron Maiden
Megadeath
Motorhead
Black Sabbath
AC/DC
The Ramones
The Hamsters
Jethro Tull
Steeleye Span - Went to see the 35th Aniversary Concert in December
Fairport Convention
The Levellers.
Anyone who can play really smile
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? No
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No
3 Had a one night stand? No
4 Had a threesome? No
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No
9 Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No
10 Snorted cocaine? No
11 Dealt drugs for money? No
12 Given oral sex in a public place? Yes
13 Received oral sex in a public place? Yes
14 Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? No
15 Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? No
18 Beaten someone up? Yes (well, one punch and they were smashing the car headlight)
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No
20 Played pull a pig? No
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No
22 Got high/drunk in school? No
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No
24 Got naked playing strip polka? No
25 Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No
26 Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? Yes
27 Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? No
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No
29 Been skinny dipping? No
30 Been to a strip club? No
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No
32 Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) No
33 Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No
34 Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? No
35 Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No
36 Had sex on the beach? No
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? No
39 Been called a slag? No
40 Called your mum a bitch? No
41 Been videoed having sex? No
42 Got off on watching porn? Yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? No
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes
45 Killed an animal? Yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? No
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) No
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? No
16 Oh dear must be on the wrong site smile