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tilestho
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Cumbria
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. No
Loves those who love them. Yes
Loves to takes things at the center. ?
Inner and physical beauty. No
Lies but doesn't pretend. No
Gets angry often. No
Treats friends importantly. Yes
Always making friends. No
Easily hurt but recovers easily. No
Daydreamer. No
Opinionated. Yes
Does not care what others think. Yes
Emotional. No
Decisive. Yes
Strong clairvoyance. No
Loves to travel, the arts and literature. No,Yes,Yes
Touchy and easily jealous. No
Concerned. No
Loves outdoors. Yes
Just and fair. Yes
Spendthrift. No
Easily influenced. No
Easily loses confidence. No
Loves children. No
33% ho hum
Loves to chat. No
Loves those who love them. Yes
Loves to takes things at the center. ?
Inner and physical beauty. No
Lies but doesn't pretend. No
Gets angry often. No
Treats friends importantly. Yes
Always making friends. No
Easily hurt but recovers easily. No
Daydreamer. No
Opinionated. Yes
Does not care what others think. Yes
Emotional. No
Decisive. Yes
Strong clairvoyance. No
Loves to travel, the arts and literature. No,Yes,Yes
Touchy and easily jealous. No
Concerned. No
Loves outdoors. Yes
Just and fair. Yes
Spendthrift. No
Easily influenced. No
Easily loses confidence. No
Loves children. No
33% ho hum
Taoism...........................Shit happens
Confucianism.................Confucius says, "shit happens."
Buddhism.......................If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen-Buddhism...............What is the sound of shit happening?
Hindism..........................This shit happened before.
Islam...............................If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism.................Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism.....................If shit happens you deserve it.
Mormonism.....................Shit doesn't happen to us.
Calvinism........................Shit is predestined to happen.
Presbyterianism.............Shit happens because it was planned that way.
Unitarianism....................We will study shit happening
Quakerism......................Bless the happening of the shit.
Methodism......................Shit will not happen to you unless you smoke, drink or dance.
Deism.............................Shit happens everywhere
Deveel Whorship...........You will buy this shit.
Atheism..........................Shit doesn't happen.
Agnosticism...................I don't know whether shit happens.
Dyslexism......................Tish happens.
Puritanism......................Shit happening is God's punishment.
Fundamentalism.............If the scriptures do not say shit happens, it does not happen.
Secular Humanism.........It is the fault of society that shit happens.
Liberation Theology.......It is the fault of the rich that shit happens
Dianetics........................Why does shit happen? See page 462.
Heaven's Gate...............Oh, my God! Shit didn't happen!
Communism....................Shit is required to happen to everybody.
Charasmatic...................Shit happens. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
New Age Theology........Shit happening leads to self awareness.
Existentialism..................There is nothing except shit happening.
Satanism.........................We make shit happen.
Santaism.........................He's making a shitlist and checking it twice.
TV Evangelism.................Watch the shit happen. (And please send money to help keep us on the air.)
Jehovah's Witnesses......{Knock, knock} Excuse me, may I have five minutes of your time to tell you exactly why shit happens?
Judaism............................Why does shit always happen to us?
Hippiism............................Hey, man, try some of this goovy Columbian shit!
Paganism.........................Shit above, shit below.
Wicca..............................Shit will return threefold.
Hare Krishna...................Shit happens, shit happens, happens happens, shit shit.
Confucianism.................Confucius says, "shit happens."
Buddhism.......................If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen-Buddhism...............What is the sound of shit happening?
Hindism..........................This shit happened before.
Islam...............................If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism.................Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism.....................If shit happens you deserve it.
Mormonism.....................Shit doesn't happen to us.
Calvinism........................Shit is predestined to happen.
Presbyterianism.............Shit happens because it was planned that way.
Unitarianism....................We will study shit happening
Quakerism......................Bless the happening of the shit.
Methodism......................Shit will not happen to you unless you smoke, drink or dance.
Deism.............................Shit happens everywhere
Deveel Whorship...........You will buy this shit.
Atheism..........................Shit doesn't happen.
Agnosticism...................I don't know whether shit happens.
Dyslexism......................Tish happens.
Puritanism......................Shit happening is God's punishment.
Fundamentalism.............If the scriptures do not say shit happens, it does not happen.
Secular Humanism.........It is the fault of society that shit happens.
Liberation Theology.......It is the fault of the rich that shit happens
Dianetics........................Why does shit happen? See page 462.
Heaven's Gate...............Oh, my God! Shit didn't happen!
Communism....................Shit is required to happen to everybody.
Charasmatic...................Shit happens. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
New Age Theology........Shit happening leads to self awareness.
Existentialism..................There is nothing except shit happening.
Satanism.........................We make shit happen.
Santaism.........................He's making a shitlist and checking it twice.
TV Evangelism.................Watch the shit happen. (And please send money to help keep us on the air.)
Jehovah's Witnesses......{Knock, knock} Excuse me, may I have five minutes of your time to tell you exactly why shit happens?
Judaism............................Why does shit always happen to us?
Hippiism............................Hey, man, try some of this goovy Columbian shit!
Paganism.........................Shit above, shit below.
Wicca..............................Shit will return threefold.
Hare Krishna...................Shit happens, shit happens, happens happens, shit shit.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
-- William Butler Yeats, January 1919
I am finding Yeats poetry to be becomming more and more relevant, or is that just my paranoia?
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
-- William Butler Yeats, January 1919
I am finding Yeats poetry to be becomming more and more relevant, or is that just my paranoia?
Just realised that I have been very ignorant and not posted a hello, so here goes;
I first came to SH via a liink having nothing to do with swinging, Read a few of the posts and was hooked, after a while I then registered and then started posting as the addiction got a firmer grip.
The basics
34, straight, single male (yes another one I'm afraid) and here because it seems to be the finest collection of lunatics assembled on the internet.
I first came to SH via a liink having nothing to do with swinging, Read a few of the posts and was hooked, after a while I then registered and then started posting as the addiction got a firmer grip.
The basics
34, straight, single male (yes another one I'm afraid) and here because it seems to be the finest collection of lunatics assembled on the internet.
I came out as an INTJ
So not too far out then.
Possible Career Paths for the INTJ:
* Scientists No
* Engineers Yes
* Professors and Teachers No
* Medical Doctors / Dentists No
* Corporate Strategists and Organization Builders No
* Business Administrators / Managers Yes
* Military Leaders Not yet
* Lawyers / Attorneys Never
* Judges Nope
* Computer Programmers, Systems Analysts and Computer Specialists Possible
So not too far out then.
