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Quote by davej
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her she had a stretch got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to..............
Your turn
creep up through her toes, the sudden realisation that she was standing in dave_notts bedroom dawned and the bark of the dogs bought her back to reality with a jolt........fuckin dog shit she thought ,as she gingerly made her way to the bathroom..........
hardly noticing Sgt Bilko slumped over the toilet with his head down the pan, wearing only stockings and stilletos...." oh christ she says this is the last time i coming to a SH munch"
Quote by mikey19782
however the pack hounds are always ready even the non moderator ones to rip appart the young and innocent, its a sorry truth about these forums and i think it puts offalot of genuine and maybe unsure newbies.... a bit like the crowd at ur local dogging location who wont let anyone else approach/join in or even say hi!! sceptics the lot of ya!
mike ;)
Bit of harmless fun
.......but i see your point
Hi benji hope u find wot your looking forA pic on your profile may help, esp if you,re looking
Quote by poniella
I really enjoyed this as there are so many 'classics' I haven't seen. I realised how much i really need to see Apocolyse Now, Deer Hunter, bridge Over the River Kawi
I can,t believe u have,nt seen these movies girl, even if tv is a load of bollocks you have,nt lived (maybe a bit strong) until you,ve watched these movies.
Start off with Deer Hunter first, hold onto a partners hand and with the other a strong drink..and .enjoy
Quote by jomu
Yeah, real bummer.
But it isn't the unbelted driver who is trying to get someones head back INTO the car from the OUTSIDE of the windscreen, which is where it ends up in an accident.
It isn't the DRIVER who has to go to someones house and let the family know their loved one is toast in a morgue.
As someone who has been there, it isn't a lot of fun bagging a load of intestines and other organs after a guy got slung through the screen and had his car end upon top of him...
It wasn't you who had to sort the mess out when a complete family got roasted in a lorry-car-lorry pile up.
Who wouldn't want to tour carparks....better than bagging and gagging.
You wanna shag in a car park ?
Accept the risks of the game, the law is one of them.
Sorry just came back to this thread
This is why i chose not to be a copper (yep i had a choice)
Maybe the fire brigade should go round houses giving out on the spot fines to those that have left there xmas lights on overnight, just so they don,t have to deal with the fire and its aftermath, or maybe they cant cos they,re too busy doing a good job.
The actual reason why i was stopped, was because i was driving slowly looking for a car space, whilst this unmarked car was behind right up my arce, i waved at him angrily for doing so, thats when i was stopped. it seems he could,nt do anything else (he did try) but the seat belt fine.
So, he was,nt even doing it to teach me a lesson, or to save my head going thru the windscreen in future he did it cos he was pissed at me for daring to be annoyed with him.
You may think he was doing me a favour, i think he was abusing his position.
Yeah, just wait till the tossers slap u with a £30 fine for not wearing you,re seatbelt, then you you,ll be pissed.
All that tax payers money on a brand new fully loaded top of the range unmarked car, not to mention there salaries and fat pension on early retirement, thats if they hav,nt suid us for stress before they reach it, just so they can catch an unsuspecting motorist not wearing his seatbelt.
Well done boys, keep up the good work.
rant over.
All that tax payers money on a brand new fully loaded top of the range unmarked car, not to mention there salaries and fat pension on early retirement, thats if they hav,nt suid us for stress before they reach it, just so they can catch an unsuspecting motorist not wearing his seatbelt.
Well done boys, keep up the good work.
rant over.
Hi....
i am
requesting the pleasure of watching a exhibiitonhist couple having a good time in there car (or anywere else for that matter). I am very polite and discreet and all rules will be respected. I am very voyueristic and get my fun from watching so no need for any contact. So, if you,re a couple whom like to be watched or even like the idea of been watched and want to try it for the first time safely without any pressure, please get in touch. I know of some good unused secluded areas around the brighton area, as well as the usual ones
Regards
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i am
requesting the pleasure of watching a exhibiitonhist couple having a good time in there car (or anywere else for that matter). I am very polite and discreet and all rules will be respected. I am very voyueristic and get my fun from watching so no need for any contact. So, if you,re a couple whom like to be watched or even like the idea of been watched and want to try it for the first time safely without any pressure, please get in touch. I know of some good unused secluded areas around the brighton area, as well as the usual ones
Regards
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Hi....
I am working away from home in kingswood near bristol tomorrow for the next three days staying in a bb and i hate it, it gets boring and lonely. Anyway sob story over with, i am
requesting the pleasure of watching a couple having a good time in there car (or anywere else for that matter) and shall be visiting the well known site not far from the m4. I am very polite and discreet and all your rules will be respected. I am very voyueristic and get my fun from watching. So, if your a couple whom like to be watched or even like the idea of been watched and want to try it for the first time, please get in touch.
heres hoping.
Regards
I am working away from home in kingswood near bristol tomorrow for the next three days staying in a bb and i hate it, it gets boring and lonely. Anyway sob story over with, i am
requesting the pleasure of watching a couple having a good time in there car (or anywere else for that matter) and shall be visiting the well known site not far from the m4. I am very polite and discreet and all your rules will be respected. I am very voyueristic and get my fun from watching. So, if your a couple whom like to be watched or even like the idea of been watched and want to try it for the first time, please get in touch.
heres hoping.
Regards
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
Lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
And cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
Lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
And cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
O.K this is my list, as if anyone would care:
Lost In Translation
Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon
The Searches
Pulp Fiction
Something about Mary
And if i had to choose a couple or single based on what thier fav films were then it would be foxy_30s cpl
as anybody tried to read a book when they,re drunk?.... painfull is,nt it.
Lost In Translation
Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon
The Searches
Pulp Fiction
Something about Mary
And if i had to choose a couple or single based on what thier fav films were then it would be foxy_30s cpl
as anybody tried to read a book when they,re drunk?.... painfull is,nt it.
Hi,
I,m afraid you,re going to have to reformat your drive. I had same sort of problems and for weeks i tried in vein to get rid of the trojans/viruses and everytime i thought i cracked it they just kept coming back I think formatting your drive is the only answer.
Make sure you set up a firewall and anti software before you re-connect back on the internet
I,m afraid you,re going to have to reformat your drive. I had same sort of problems and for weeks i tried in vein to get rid of the trojans/viruses and everytime i thought i cracked it they just kept coming back I think formatting your drive is the only answer.
Make sure you set up a firewall and anti software before you re-connect back on the internet
