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tsmcbean
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Quote by Nicola&Alan
hmmm, i will have to ask, you dont get anywhere in this world without asking...
is that the case for all of the guys here... would you try anal if it was with a woman and not a guy? (that doesnt go for the bi guys here)

I bet you will get a lot of us scaredy cats who like the idea but scurry away from male involvement
females seem more open (sic) to same sex relationships as part of a group thing we males find it harder (sic biggrin )
now i've got myself going on this in the right situation would i go for a male ?
never say
never cool
what am i trying to talk myself into banghead
Quote by Hotttie
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

He asked me how it felt when I was recieving and so I asked him whether he would like to get as good as he gives...obviously being a man it wasn't something that sounded natural to him...hense blindfold n etc...set the mood n took control... wink
it's wicked
never been interested in MM
but the right woman in control
"ooh tie me down and fuck me sideways" biggrin
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

gotta be tied down
blindfolded
then it's just a crackerjack surprise biggrin
if your worried a gag will help in the ealy phases :D :D :D :twisted:
Quote by smokerjim

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
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biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
who cares
best quote i have ever had during sex was her behind me doing just what u can imagine from this thread shouting
"cum you bitch!!"
hump :hump: :hump:
Quote by Debbiewebs
so come on who voted no?
so i can scribble your name out me black book!

that was me redface
sorry but it's like taking milk from the mouth of a baby :therethere:
thank god someone knows more about than i do
just a passing interest
i shall now remember that it was a wells & wells production in it's formative years
Quote by Hotttie
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

....it's very very sensitive but so nice at the same time...n thos'a th'words of m'fella...running your tongue over n then sliding your thumb inside....was a mental experience for us two, (he was tied up at the time n blindfolded and really wasn't expecting it...well happy that we have...I can't wait to get more into him....so to speak...lol...it's a definate turn on tho ay...
get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by J3diMast3r
i herd there was an original and this is a remake, what a wicked remake it is, i was watching the film thinking how the hell did they make it, the special effects are wicked!
anyone else seen it?

The original was released in 1953 and was actually on TV yesterday afternoon - starring Gene Barry and Anne Robinson - it's a real classic of the genre and one of my earliest movie memories as it was shown on TV every so often when I was growing up. Keep meaning to get it on DVD.
Not seen Spielberg's version yet but will certainly do so ... just got round to seeing Batman Begins yesterday which I thoroughly enjoyed. Little surprised that they plan to remake the most recent movies rather than do something else though.
the original was a BOOK
the follow up was the scariest thing ever to hit the media
a play of the book was released on u.s. radio early 1950's, might have been a hancock production?
it was so good most people listening to it believed there really was an alien invasion taking place
a minor panic ensued in u.s.
Quote by DaFunkyone
Mind you if he supports the team of the same name then he needs shagging up the ar5e!!! boink

but at least they finished above their local competition in the league, tranmere were well below everton smile
Quote by hertsguy30s
Dawn that's a new one on me but a quick browse of the interworldnetweb thing throws up something called PHI (not pi) which sounds like some scientist bods trying to prove your theory!
Check out:
If u r brainy: or
and another page with the same kinda info but for fikkies like wot i is:
hmmmmmm....curiouser and curiouser

:fuckinghell:
The brainiac in me says that the golden section as it is known is often an approximation to the actual lengths, so if you measure the various heights widths and girths of the pantheon and a number of ancient works of art you could approximate them to figures related to the ratios of the fibonnacci sequence or the golden string as it is sometimes called but you could also relate them to absolutely nothing at all. :shock:
A possible medieval urban myth. :P
Now anyone got contact details for jon tickle biggrin
Quote by smokerjim
My first tv appearance was on Thames News, way back in '82 ( I think confused ) when Pope John Paul II came to town. The school I attended was Roman Catholic, had a heeeuuuge playing field ( plenty of space for Air Vatican's helicopter to land ), and was only a mile from Wembley stadium. I don't remember too much about the interview ( I was only 6 or 7 and had not grasped the significance of it all ), but I do remember being asked what I was going to wear, and with it being a Saturday arrival and a special occaision I started reeling off my Sunday Best outift - till I got interrupted by the headmisstress saying " No, you are going to be wearing school uniform! " mad and I am sure I gave her a look that translates as the 7 y.o. equivelent of " :fuckinghell: You're 'aving a :censored: larf, int ya? I tell ya, you can poke that right up your :moon: ! School uniform?....on a Saturday?.... :censored: off!" etc.

sorry if i'm taking over this thread 4 in a row is it a record
realised i was getting carried away after 3 < normal friday night out then !!>
but gobsmacked to discover we went to the same primary school :shock:
Quote by chick0074
My mum still has my TV appearance on tape as well!
Dead proud she was.
Rachel
wink

can we see it please drinkies
Quote by Bassman
In the dim and distant year of 1973 I appeared on BBC south as part of a 9 piece band.
Taped the show and cherished the video for months. Then my sister taped bloody Eastenders over it. :cry:

eastenders?
73?
must be the senile dementia catching up on me
73 we were still watching coronation street & crossroads
now whatever did happen to Benny
smile :) :) :)
and what became of the likely lads ?
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by The Shadow
was interviewed a few days ago on TV (Work related).
Was wondering if anyone else has been on TV or been an extra etc?

interviewed a few years ago for a big running event I was organising,
but an old hand by then cool
previously on radio 1 doing an interview about christmas worship
started tv career in 60's as a very small boy dancing behind sandie shaw in ready steady go !!! :thrilled:
but i don't like to think of myself as a diva
"i'm still ts from the block" biggrin
Quote by everton
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

heaven smile
you have bought her the strap on I hope biggrin
if you mean she wont let you in confused
then you might be missing something elsewhere in your relationship sad
Quote by westerross

biggrin

Stop sitting on it??
Confucius he say
" Rule 1
never tell lady to stop sitting on it "
cool
Quote by Jason&Theresa
We are J & T in our mid 30's and would love to meet up with similar couples or fit young males or females if there are any around. Looking forward to hearing from you all

fairly fit smile
feel young :)
SW of northampton if your still looking
I see you new to the area
Quote by bailiffs
I think they just have to move in some way or another not neccesarily bounce

i have emailed you some pics babes thanks
louxxxx
and thankyou jim kiss
budge up dambuster
this thread is gonna need close attention cool
Quote by Vix
When's the poll coming? I thought we closed for entries yesterday.

still no vote this thread's gone a bit quiet
this might help breathe some fresh air into it
how about every vote costs a donation to vix's ms charity ?
:thumbup:
Quote by essex_young_gun
please delete this if its un aproprate, not sure confused
anyway i saw war of the worlds yesterday, what an amazing film!
i wont say what happens but its amazing, i herd there was an original and this is a remake, what a wicked remake it is, i was watching the film thinking how the hell did they make it, the special effects are wicked!
anyone else seen it?
if this is not the sort of chat for here please lock and delete it!

smile :) :) :)
now lets guess what happened
aliens arrive
aliens take over america
aliens catch a cold
aliens die
something like that ?
:) :) :) :) :)
aren't you supposed to walk round all day muttering that immortal nw phrase
"gi'us a job" confused
sacked 4 for swearing at an 11 year old ?
she'd probably say a lot worse to you if you met her at 10:00 at night hanging around outside the local chippy
lunatics running the asylum ?
another one that sticks in my memory
first ever motorhead open air gig in a field near upminster summer 75?
not for the quality of music
typical head banging stuff
but the best part had to be when the local farmer whose field had been invaded got fed up listening to it all sunday afternoon and pulled the plug, funny Lemmy didn't seem to notice at first !
the bikers "asked" him nicely to put the power back on, which he kindly agreed to
Quote by Denise
im going to a fetish club in preston tonight till if anyone wants to meet there or after wink :twisted: pm me.

the best fun is always so far north !! :cry:
Quote by Dave_the_rave_uk1
that was suppose to be a pm to paulemma redface oh well never mind lol

could have been worse
at least you weren't organising a date with a household appliance !!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/475137.html#475137
smile :) :) :) :) :)
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
guess I was wrong then. Must've had a shit time when I actually thought I had a good time. You're right. that is one weird place.
PS. More than 30metres. My first estimate was probably a little OTT. proabbly just over 100metres.

drop ?
Quote by Sarah
Black stockings, suspenders and knickers, something totally see through on the top, knee high boots. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This is NOT a request, it is an instruction smackbottom :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
How excited am I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Jas
XXX

oh wow i think i'd like cum please biggrin
I'm sorry the cut off date for this event is 30th April, so you will be unable to attend, but there are other munches in the lets Meet Up section, see if you meet the cut off date etc and ask for an invite.
:doh: sorry Sarah i was just being flippant when I saw the dress code it did something very odd to my brain :lickface:
Quote by Madmanxie
So is nobody going to the concert or does nobody want me for company ?? Am also free to meet up after the concert for some adult fun ? lol

well it could be that there are not too many idiots on here
after all nice music, desperately ripping off 60's/70's bands
trying too hard to be media-interesting
about time they put it to bed and bought up man city before some loony russian, american, ....................
gets in there first
biggrin
Black stockings, suspenders and knickers, something totally see through on the top, knee high boots. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This is NOT a request, it is an instruction smackbottom :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
How excited am I :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Jas
XXX
oh wow i think i'd like cum please biggrin
the bars are ok
sweatshop for the running fraternity is small but good value
cycle shop crap compared to to local phil corley emporium
cinemas excellent
restaurants varied and good, tho there is a McD!!
10 pin bowling very good
skiing !!??
TOTALLY WEIRD
30m max of slope why waste money on that & v expensive
perfect 4 people who work in london in jobs where they need to spend their time going to & coming from work talking to someone on a mobile phone, but don't actually earn enough money to live in london
as a one off ?
avoid it!!
Ah, well under the rules:-
Quote by tallnhairy
Pics must be capable of being an avatar (under 20k etc)

which this one now is, there is nothing to say it MUST be put up as an avater, the butterfly stays as that is me.
good biggrin :D
new one still gets my vote in this comp worship :bounce: :bounce: smile