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tsmcbean
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Sexlightened
Did you get the right weekend?
It will be a bit busier next week. surprised
Sexlightened
It must have been the weather, because a lady looking as good as you should never have any problems.
If you ever get to the woods on the other side of the M1, let me know. Would love the chance to meet up.
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Quote by bi-arabella
can someone help me with my little problem?
on several occasions i have tried to start my own room but every time i start it i try to join and my screen goes grey and my room has dissapeared.
its very frustrating and any help would be gladly appreciated
x

When it goes grey try hitting the refresh button on your browser, it sometimes works.
Sexlightened
quite a few problems
disappearing ads past posts disappeared etc
but many good features
I like the new chatroom
Sexlightened
Quote by jameswantsu2000
hi folks ,im staying in Corby Northants for 3 weeks from early Feb ,does anything happen there does anybody know of lively spots? im staying at a hotel and would welcome some fem/couple company or an invite to yours ,,slim ,sexy and fun to be with right thats you sorted im the same!!! suggestions and the usual flack welcome xxxjames/leeds

Corby ?
It's a ghost town isn't it ? lol
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Quote by Him'nHer
I am available for swinging as long as you can supply me a Japanese group stuff though I`m afraid.I also have a full arsenel of the finest Daewoo sex aids which I am very particular favourite is the "Gunston Rectal Reamer" so any J girls who want some Daewoo action in their tiny sphincters ,I am your man.
P.S.I luuuuuuurv Utada Hikaru.

Hhhmmmmmmmmm well I don't know any "J girls" except the one who's married to the bloke who runs our local sushi restaurant, but she's in her 60's and permanently smells of dead fish :grin:
Why are you posting in a thread that is all about looking for Bi-fem's ??? rolleyes dunno
This thread looks like it had pretty much died on it's feet 1 response in 6 days, smelling a bit like your sushi lady surpriseduch:
until this brilliant response :borg:
it certainly had me rotflmao
and just look at how many hits it's had in such a short time
:cheers:
I can't wait for the next installment lol
now wheres my sailor moon cartoons wink
Sexlightened
Quote by Sarah

B town council will probably offer you a job advertising local monuments lol
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Quote by Lissa
Nah, up early cos we're off out on the bike today

I'm out on my bike today as well, but it ain't quite up to your standards, still got toe clips and "a saddle like a razor blade" biggrin
Sexlightened
Lissa
did you set the alarm clock extra early just so you could set the record for number of consecutive last postings at the top of the board ?
friday sounded good cool
Sexlightened
Quote by Lissa
Well, the weather isn't looking too good at the moment, but hell..................I'll be in the car so what do I care biggrin :D
Hopefully not too many will wimp out cos of a bit of wet stuff....................not if they want to enjoy MY wet stuff anyway wink

with this wind we got all the guys will probably get blown away :wink: :D
Sexlightened
would loved to have joined you but rugby starts tonight
have to get priorities right cool
Sexlightened
Quote by Lissa
I realised that,
but your signature says you are looking for single males,
shouldn't that read male herds lol
(apologies about previous, just interested in effect of cafe)

Single males.....................as opposed to couples! :doh:
but if i've got a multiple personalty disorder does that rule me out for not being a single male ? confused
would that be discrimination ? :lol:
Sexlightened
as you can see matt it's best to ignore some of the ladies in here cool
they just don't take men seriously lol
we are just playthings and fools to some of them biggrin (if you're lucky)
Sexlightened
I realised that,
but your signature says you are looking for single males,
shouldn't that read male herds lol
(apologies about previous, just interested in effect of cafe)
Sexlightened
Now they've built the new cafe which closes at 4 or 5 do many get there before gates close later or is it all late night now in ungated cp ?
Sexlightened
my apologies
i thought cottaging must be something to do with having an crush on George Cohen
Sexlightened
well maybe I'll try to get to SF friday sounds like last week was a real suckess lol
Sexlightened
Quote by Dune
The point of stickies must be to keep vital info at the top
It's a bit like gold top milk in there just too much on top confused

Ive never complained when ther has been too much on top lol :lol:
Maybe I'm a bit small minded biggrin
Sexlightened
The point of stickies must be to keep vital info at the top
It's a bit like gold top milk in there just too much on top confused
Sexlightened
lissa
instead of treking off to sf from where you are do you guys ever get up on top of the hill at bd off the m40 confused:
Sexlightened
Quote by Leics_22_male
Hi sue and everyone else, just seen the topic but guess im too late? Just in case im not i'll send you a pm sue, hope you have fun with whoever and wherever you end up wink

bout 2 days too late lol
Sexlightened
don't homosexual men have their own name for it - cottaging
maybe bumper stickers are the answer :idea:
"I'm a dogger" would be fine
until you get to work redface
but "I'm a cottager" would be fateful cos everyone would think you support Fulham!
lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by lusty_modesty
What are the people who provide the sex show inside their car called?

Dogged ?!?
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Quote by wycombeman1976
Currently floating up Wycombe High Street on th crest of a very large litter strewn wave!!

being chased by a swarm of wasps ?