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tsmcbean
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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clash
1976/77 ?
bbc theatre, golders green
john peel was about the only bbc person there who had any idea what was going on
:bounce: :taz: :bounce: :silly: :bounce: :taz: :bounce:
Quote by tallnhairy

Very nice new avatar Sarah biggrin
But the butterfly will be missed sad
Quote by davej
Tip it upside down and saturate the aperture with lighter fuel, then switch on the hoover. If there isn't a blockage it should suck up the fuel vapours into the clear plastic 'dustbin' Now with it still switched on, put a match to it. If the flames shoot up into the 'dustbin' causing it to rapidly expand and shatter then it's probably not a blockage. If it doesn't and only the bottom of the hoover burns then it's definately a blockage. In either case you should take it back, cos now it's definately buggered.

or you could just try changing the filters cool
Quote by Sarah
Right I now have the pictures, thank you to a kind person from this site.
Now I need teckkie help
Now who can I email them to, to animate them for me? thanks

i think big G is the puter nerd round here biggrin
Quote by Silk and Big G
Fair enough . By all means let us know if you DONT wanna see her avatar when its done ! lol :lol: :lol:

:doh: :doh: :doh:
if it's anything like as good as the previous rear view i could not bear to miss out!!
worship :worship:
you'd be better off buying over there
stacks of places who sell off their older models in the winter, to locals
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can we be in it ?? Or are we too late ?

Silk, how did you make that avi? it looks more like a video clip than still images... i would do the same if i knew how!
Its a Gif file made with Jasc Animation Shop guys . You could steal it from a peer to peer site ( but I dont recommend it as this is illegal and very wrong indeed) or buy the software or send a dozen or so pictures in sequence ( you have to grab your tits and imagine your making a stop animation cartoon - a bit like they were plastiscene- and move your hands very very slowly between each frame) and we'll do the avatar for ya . Beware i am notoriously unreliable/lazy though .
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
now i'd never have taken you two as puter nerds
rolleyes
Quote by blonde
Whats a sex patch ???

I always thought that was the damp bit on the bed which always seems to be right where the woman prefers to sleep lol

NOT prefers to sleep ........................ should read IS MADE TO SLEEP !!!! lol

must be me then
i always find when i'm done women prefer to go to sleep sad
Quote by dirtydoggers
mrs d's bottom is ok, but she would like bigger tits..as an alternative to painfull surgery, i suggested she rub her cleavage with andrex toilet paper..when she questioned whether the technique would make her boobs bigger, i said "well it worked on yer fucking arse"

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you gotta be damn careful with those wicked one liners
wrong day of the month and your in the kennel for a very long time!!!!
Glastonbury Rocks ???
much prefer
Stonehenge Stones
( or should it be Stoned ?! )
rotflmao
it costs a fortune for the cream
but I felt a need to bring this back when I found it
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
smile
Quote by xeixei
Yeah, I've heard about this. My hands are pretty big, but shamefully i dont have an exact match downstairs sad

thats lucky
most girls would get a bit worried if they had 5 to choose from :high-smile:
Quote by blonde
Whats a sex patch ???

I always thought that was the damp bit on the bed which always seems to be right where the woman prefers to sleep lol
Real hot here today
and the weather's pretty good
just had a quick rub down the ambre solaire
any ladies like their backs doing cool
Try parking up in your local rugby club car park next time.
Rugby players don't care what it smells like as long as they can drink it !! lol
Quote by Libra+Love
They may be physically safe, but the sick perves could be getting their thrill from afar.

Not a problem usually if you stick to clubs in Britain which come under the BN banner.
Or for holidays, usually France, stick to sites with obvious security presence, it also acts as a safety net for men who worry about the predicament Roger mentions
Quote by Ice Pie
Doesn't it make you feel terribly sad though that we need to be worried about it? They should be perfectly safe, but they're not. :cry:

They are perfectly safe if parents are careful about where they allow them to go
In general if a naturist site appears on here it's probably not a good starting place
Quote by Silk and Big G

rotflmao

well worth quoting right back at ya !!!! biggrin :D :D
Quote by Debbiewebs
i have to i will never never never take my kids to run around free at a naturist
beach FGS!!! mad :x :x
anyone that lets there children run around naked in front of strangers
Is forking mad................... or very naive :x :x
sos Debs off on one here!!

sad
I haven't been here very long and I probably don't spend enough time reading all the forum threads but I was drawn to this one as a fairly regular naturist.
I think your comments are the first time that I have been genuinely shocked by something someone has written on here.
There is a beach mentioned regularly on this site which totally matches your comments, and any parent would have to think carefully before taking children there.
However being naked should not automatically infer any form of sexual or erotic behaviour.
Yes it does occur at certain places, but it is not welcomed by the vast majority of Naturists and most will actively avoid sites where it is not heavily stamped on.
My shock however is that on a site such as this there should be a comment that shows such intransigence to an alternative lifestyle.
The general population of Britain would probably consider Swingers and Naturists to be equivalent in their deviancies.
I would have thought members of either group would show a more liberal attitude towards each others point of view.
Quote by dirtydoggers
of course you can comment, and thanks for doing so..although i have to say, thats the last time silk and g talk me into going out in drag wink lol
we'll be doing some more pics soon..hopefully the results will be a little less "samey" although it was done for the purposes of fullfilling our "breif"..
having now done so, there remains the question of the little return of favour, eh lads? :wink: so, if we can pool our thoughts, and come up with the bits of silky's anatomy we would most like depicted as an avetar, we can present our wish list to the big guy :lol: :wink:

Judging from a recent avatar I think Silk's derriere could also warrant closer inspection :moon:
Quote by alspals
..well I now know how the myth of Jamaican men having big knobs came about..it's obviously down to following a really 'fowl' diet!

banghead
Colon Cleaner ?? :eeek:
Good for a laugh ? :upset:
Who ever runs that site has one strange sense of humour
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Quote by Silk and Big G
we have shown there lots and lots , and met another couple there on Saturday night , only one dogger in residence LOL

you must have gone after the local young uns bedtime
always seem to be a least one bunch of them decanting bacardi into half empty coke bottles, but they never offer anyone else a drink sad
We could do with some imput from Calista at out next department lunch
Best we advertise for a temp soonest biggrin
Is Oblivion where the threads go when they reach the bottom of the board smile
A bit like the championship then, any Leeds fans in? rotflmao
I had to scroll down to find you so I thought you might need a little boost serendipity
40 M near MK
was liking the sound of pavilion until I realised I hadn't spotted the "m" doh!
Sorry sad old local history git here :sleeping:
Bernwood is the name of the old forest which covered much of north west bucks and parts of east oxon
There is a recently developed connection of the public footpaths said to skirt the boundaries of the old forest which may be how it came to your attention
and therefore the best car parks, which i think is why you asking, are sometimes only to be found through the local wild life trust or local knowledge :jagsatwork:
BD ? do you mean DB ? confused:
love the new avatar sillyhwoar:
did you get booted from for using same nic as suggested might happen by a previous writer
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Beautiful Day
Any Fem's out & about N Bucks area Thursday afternoon?
Fit 40 M got a free afternoon :bounce: