Warming the Bed
liverpool week-end 25th august for the beatles fest.....if u fancy some fun get in touch....
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u2merevrithing
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 62
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Warming the Bed
hi, we are in glasgow for a night of fun, if you are out and about and fancy meeting for a drink and chat drop us a line......sounds fun!
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Sounds fun!....would love to play around for 18 holes......keep us informed of dates and venue.
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We were having a wee chat about sex toys 
and found ourselves discussing the names of different sex products. Imagine if you were to design, produce and market a sex toy,
What would you come
(sorry) up wih as a name for your sex toy :idea: ?
and found ourselves discussing the names of different sex products. Imagine if you were to design, produce and market a sex toy,What would you come
(sorry) up wih as a name for your sex toy :idea: ? Warming the Bed
Something that takes a wee while to make...
you love looking at and playing with it......
and when you taste it you think orgasm...... hmmmmmm let us think
got to be a box of Tunnocks tea cakes on a big huge plate to share....
you love looking at and playing with it......
and when you taste it you think orgasm...... hmmmmmm let us think
got to be a box of Tunnocks tea cakes on a big huge plate to share....
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Hmmmmm........" it's pisshhing a rain Misshh Money Penny" (Sean Connery) speaking from somewhere hot and lovely 
So what do you do when it's raining
well I like tae shtay in bed and jusht have lotsh of gid shex, lishten tae the rain, and think tae mashelf,
" Sho, do ya think Misshh Money Penny, thoesh rather coshy warm people doon shouth wid fanshy shome of our fuckin rain in a few monthsh time."
Maebis aye and maebis Naw.... :cheers:.....
Enjoy the sun you lucky lot
8-) 8-)
So what do you do when it's raining
well I like tae shtay in bed and jusht have lotsh of gid shex, lishten tae the rain, and think tae mashelf,
" Sho, do ya think Misshh Money Penny, thoesh rather coshy warm people doon shouth wid fanshy shome of our fuckin rain in a few monthsh time."
Maebis aye and maebis Naw.... :cheers:.....
Enjoy the sun you lucky lot
8-) 8-) Warming the Bed
Playing or watching :!:
Sex wins
no matter the result everyone is a winner 
Sex wins
no matter the result everyone is a winner Warming the Bed
Quote by dudcarland still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A 'DOBBER' :fuckinghell:
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marmalaid Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:23 am Post subject:
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leandy15 wrote:
Every fire needs a wee poke now and then to keep it going, a wee bit of a blow to keep the flame and the result is a lovely warm glow that makes u feel warm inside and out. Now that's what I call a lovely image
Yup, alternatively, it doesn't matter how dirty the water, it'll still quench a red hot poker.
Is that what you're saying?
In a nutshell Aye!
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leandy15 wrote:
Every fire needs a wee poke now and then to keep it going, a wee bit of a blow to keep the flame and the result is a lovely warm glow that makes u feel warm inside and out. Now that's what I call a lovely image
Yup, alternatively, it doesn't matter how dirty the water, it'll still quench a red hot poker.
Is that what you're saying?
In a nutshell Aye!
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Every fire needs a wee poke now and then to keep it going, a wee bit of a blow to keep the flame 
and the result is a lovely warm glow that makes u feel warm inside and out. Now that's what I call a lovely image
a wee bit of a blow to keep the flame and the result is a lovely warm glow that makes u feel warm inside and out. Now that's what I call a lovely image Warming the Bed
It's a warm scottish greeting,
refering to the warm fire/chimney within a home and it is wishing you all the warmth and happiness. (absolutely no offence is meant by this)
refering to the warm fire/chimney within a home and it is wishing you all the warmth and happiness. (absolutely no offence is meant by this)
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Sorry for the loud voice :doh: I'll be a bit quieter the next time,
Sorrrrrrrrreeeeeee!
Sorrrrrrrrreeeeeee!
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A BIG HELLO TO U2 FROM A CPL OF NEW YINS!.... 
WE RECENTLY STARTED USING THE FORUM AND IT'S GID TO GET SOME FEEDBACK.
THE MORE U USE IT THE EASIER IT BECOMES, :!: SOME OF THE QUOTES ARE SO FUNNY, AND WHEN U GET ADVICE AND HELP IT MAKES U FEEL WELCOME.
CHEERS FOR NOW :cheers:
LANG MAY YUR LUM REEK :thumbup:
WE RECENTLY STARTED USING THE FORUM AND IT'S GID TO GET SOME FEEDBACK. THE MORE U USE IT THE EASIER IT BECOMES, :!: SOME OF THE QUOTES ARE SO FUNNY, AND WHEN U GET ADVICE AND HELP IT MAKES U FEEL WELCOME.
CHEERS FOR NOW :cheers:
LANG MAY YUR LUM REEK :thumbup:
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Mmmmmmm love it especially both at the same time.
I would love to get one pierced :shock: but unsure if they are big enough and if it would be too sensitive,
then the dilemma
'Left or right'
at the same time. I would love to get one pierced :shock: but unsure if they are big enough and if it would be too sensitive,
then the dilemma
'Left or right'
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It might just be that it's all part of the fun!.... Imagine for a wee moment....
Yikes! "Hi mum I thought you said ' The slimmers club '
now that would be a good laugh
On a more serious note(Q for a song) maybe meeting someone that u know would actually help u settle into the swing of things and see ur self for what u are.....
A HAPPY GO LUCKY SWINGER..or am I just kiddin myself.
Ultimately who cares,
you are what you are so make the most of it and enjoy....
Imagine for a wee moment....Yikes! "Hi mum I thought you said ' The slimmers club '
now that would be a good laugh
On a more serious note(Q for a song) maybe meeting someone that u know would actually help u settle into the swing of things and see ur self for what u are.....
A HAPPY GO LUCKY SWINGER..or am I just kiddin myself.
Ultimately who cares,
you are what you are so make the most of it and enjoy....
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Hi folks, We are on the Forum to quickly introduce ourselves as a new cpl to the swinging scene and this site.... We are a late thirties cpl and have been looking to get into swinging for the past year or so, we have talked about it for ages but it never progressed beyond that...Through this site we have met up with like minded cpl's and it felt right to have a lot of adult fun with them....We only wish we had got into this scene earlier...but never mind, we will make sure we make up for lost time!....
Anyway a BIG HELLO to u all from the both of us
Sounds Fun!
Andy + Mary XXXXXXXX
Anyway a BIG HELLO to u all from the both of us
Sounds Fun!
Andy + Mary XXXXXXXX
