The sun seems to have gone missing ever since Rihanna has had that Umbrella song in the charts - everytime it is played on the radio we have an huge downpour!
We want happy sunny songs to get into the charts!!!!!
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us2fortea
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female
0 miles · Surrey
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Forum Virgin
My daughter started asking questions very early on and when she was six she asked me about sex - what was it? how were babies made? etc. I decided to tell her in the most appropriate way for a youngster explaining about a ladies egg is fertilised by a mans sperm and they then make a baby grow inside the mummy's tummy - just to check she was alright with that - I asked her if she understood...........
"well yes mum, I knew about the sex thing just didn't know about the fertiliser"!!
kids - don't you just love them!
"well yes mum, I knew about the sex thing just didn't know about the fertiliser"!!
kids - don't you just love them!
Forum Virgin
I am wondering if anyone else feels confused by this swinging lifestyle we lead?
We have been involved for the last couple of years on and off and I still don't feel it is what I want, I get apprehensive about going to meet people, find my stomach tied up in knots and it really upsets my other half when I am like this as he really enjoys the whole thing and wouldn't want to just step back into reality of just him and me . . .
When we eventually get to where we are going and meet some lovely people, have a few glassses of wine the angel within goes off for a few hours while we kiss, caress, play and have sex with other people! Yes I enjoy it while it is going on, he has pics to prove it lol - lots of times I can't remember the evening fully - as I am either drunk on the wine or the sheer situation I really don't know.
Would love to hear if anyone else feels the same.
We have been involved for the last couple of years on and off and I still don't feel it is what I want, I get apprehensive about going to meet people, find my stomach tied up in knots and it really upsets my other half when I am like this as he really enjoys the whole thing and wouldn't want to just step back into reality of just him and me . . .
When we eventually get to where we are going and meet some lovely people, have a few glassses of wine the angel within goes off for a few hours while we kiss, caress, play and have sex with other people! Yes I enjoy it while it is going on, he has pics to prove it lol - lots of times I can't remember the evening fully - as I am either drunk on the wine or the sheer situation I really don't know.
Would love to hear if anyone else feels the same.
Forum Virgin
thanks Pink! - yours doesn't look bad either lol!
we had a laugh putting those words together last night but honestly dread the time when we are next under a church roof and have to recite the Lords prayer! Hope it not going to be a solomn occasion..............won't go down well with giggles and big grins on our faces lol!
. . . and as for having a perve - there's nothing wrong with a bit of "purvin surfin" it's good for the soul!
we had a laugh putting those words together last night but honestly dread the time when we are next under a church roof and have to recite the Lords prayer! Hope it not going to be a solomn occasion..............won't go down well with giggles and big grins on our faces lol!
. . . and as for having a perve - there's nothing wrong with a bit of "purvin surfin" it's good for the soul!
Forum Virgin
7/7/77 was a day I remember - as it was our school sports day and our school number was 7 - thought we were going to be lucky - but ended up coming last!
Thats the last time I ever thought special dates would be lucky!
......now its a sad reminder that I am 30 years older than I was in 77!!
Thats the last time I ever thought special dates would be lucky!
......now its a sad reminder that I am 30 years older than I was in 77!!
Forum Virgin
The Swingers Prayer...
our fellows, who aren't in swinging heaven,
shallow be thy name.
thy players come,
and will be done,
our fantasies as it is in heaven
give us this way, our daily bed.
and forgive us our wayward passes,
as we forgive those whose pics only show cock & arses.
lead us into sexual temptation,
but deliver us from pain,
for bi is the way, never say nay, for ever and ever.
our men!
our fellows, who aren't in swinging heaven,
shallow be thy name.
thy players come,
and will be done,
our fantasies as it is in heaven
give us this way, our daily bed.
and forgive us our wayward passes,
as we forgive those whose pics only show cock & arses.
lead us into sexual temptation,
but deliver us from pain,
for bi is the way, never say nay, for ever and ever.
our men!
