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victorman
Over 90 days ago
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So Chaps I have an SOLUTION (ok,ok, calm solution) I think all we need to do is to get the local train service to run Dogging Special`s around etc and the expert`s on the area THE TRAIN DRIVERS? can slow down at all the HOT SPOT¬S and possibly even give an ante dotal commentary on the sights and sounds on the Permanent Way?
Good old BBC pronunciation dept! Yuh can nivva git the berra uf them ya knae. Heatha wos spot on thow! Still ah divin kna wot all thu fuss is aboot anyhow?
There are two statues, standing looking longingly at one another. Butt because they have been there looking longinly at each other for 100 years an archangel cums down one nite too see them! Write u2 it say`s, because u have been here for 100 ys`s u can come 2 life toonite for one half of one hour..in which time u can do anything u want. They look at each other`s naked forms and holding hand`s they run over the road into the Park!! There is a lot of russtleing in the bushes!! Giggling as well!! and finally the 2 naked statues emerge with ear 2 ear grin`s after 15 minute`s. Did u enjoy that? ask`s the Archangel. YES wos the resounding answer from the couple. WELL said the archangel! u have 15 minute`s left. wood u like to try something else?? or pherhap`s u wood like 2 try THAT again?? The male statue grab`s the Girl statue bye the hand , But she resist`s!!?? WOT¬S THE MATTER PETT???? after a slight blush she COO`s All right, we`ll do it again! BUT!!! this thymne.. You can hold the BLOODY PIDGEON DOWN< AND I`LL SHIT ON IT`S HEAD!!!!!?????xxxx SORRY U GUY`s JUST A JOKE EHH?
AAHH DIVINT KNAA WATT YOAR ON ABOOT BONNY LADD BUTT AHAMM SHOAR YEE DUU SOW AHLL LETT IT GAN BYE WHU THIS THYMNE !!! DE YU NIVA SLEAP BONNY LADD?
I must have one of those awful,unholy of unholy`s! a do I just s#STINK? Bloody people put ad`s up and just don`t acknowledge my sensitive ,courteous E`ssss. Re:Arsehole with 10 inch wanted too satisfy my wife while I watch::::: Poor Lass!!! I apologise for only having a nice healthy 7" But make up for my shortcumming¬S in Other ways! Ok I have seen sum things but 9 " is the most genuine cock I have seen a poor Girl take and It made her grimace with the pain when the bloke actually got carried away and shoved it all in!! NO!! Methinks its a pigment of some hubby`s imagination that his poor wife is going too ly there and let the poor sod that has paid a sturdgeon two extend an otherwise perfick dick into a en edifiss the likes of we have never had before shuvv it up her pussy . I think ofall the Happy people I have met over the year`s and hope that sum of us can achieve summm happy time`s from this site as like wot it wos nintendoed 4 2. Hang on! Wot the Hell am I going On aboot nuw? Bugger me It`s that baccy again!!?? luv yoo all VICTOR!! YOO CAN PLEESE SUM OF THE PEEPLE SUM OFF THE THYMNE BUTT EVEN I CAN`T PLEEZE ALL OVV THU PEEPLE ALLOF THU THYMNE COS I`M KNACKERED TRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Will travel to any location tonite to help yor bird reverse onto my thick 7"so CUM on...
Hi u2. U have male again...sorry for being late but have u ever GONE DOWN 2 the sea in ships ? Victorxxxx!
My dear boy! I hope u ain`t forgetting u have to get all this done in time to go to the BALL! Yor eyedeers sownd good to me , but I havent got the foggyest idea wot u have 2 do to fix the system but u deserve a night at the Ball all the same. Funny how things work out eh??? sorry aboot ma spellin an all But keep on wanking it out ! Victor...
There does seem to be a lot of Email address gathering on this site and a lot of virtual swinging! For goodness sake If The boys want to be girls and egg us men on then why can't they say that`s wot they're up for. After all it takes all sorts to make a world. It's just a shame such an open minded site should be hijacked by morons!
Any girls fancy a week on the german nudist beaches? plenty of xcercise Prefer Gals into surf Boogey Boards And Windsurfers. Vic
Nicely made male will entertain cpl`s anywere in the Nth East or Bordersindoors or out.
Dont suppose the cpl from Wednesday nite fancy it again tonite? or maybe someone else? Me all recovered and raring to go!!!!! :shock:
Take the Bloody picture Philip! I`ve got the bally Cramp again!!! Mite well go but her Ladyship will need summit 2 wear.
Has the northeast scene died of boredum or are u out there looking for sum fun2 confused: