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westerross
12 hours ago
Straight Male, 65
England

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Quote by Cassiopeia
God, i truly cannot beat the replies above, some cracking ones there lol.
Playful, reflective, mother, studious, sensitive, passionate.

You missed out 'beautiful'!
I think mine would be Child of fate - living in hope.
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Quote by westerross
I don't think anyone will win the Grand Slam this year - it's too close.
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OMG - I'm supporting England next week!!! :scared:
On second thoughts I think a retraction is in order.
I think France'll win the Grand Slam - no brainer!! wink
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Dot Cotton hasn't looked any different since Eastenders started - has anyone else noticed that?
Angelina Jolie is a looker extraordinaire but I think Keira Knightly has outer and inner beauty.
Mind you I was with a couple of crackers last night!!
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There are some things that are dead certs in life.
One of them is a cracking Wigan munch organised by the indomitable NWC kiss
Having approached the event with a certain amount of trepidation, it took about 3 nano-seconds to dispel that.
Had a lovely natter with the 'unattached' PK and Nola - what a treat fer Choon that was.
Neilinleeds and the tardy Gem - what can I say but it is always a pleasure as someone else used to say!
Major and fab surprise was to look over me left shoulder to see the luscious Angelchat in all her coiffured, basqued glory. sillyhwoar:
Another :phwoar: was the beautiful Kez. Lucky man Ste - and sorry about the gents!!
I have finally met the legendary Mollman and Bustylady40!! (sometimes you just wonder how it hasn't happened before!? dunno)
Thanks to Philstarnchoosy for the music.
And last but never least - a big thank you :kiss: to the wonderful FB and Trashcan, who made sure I got there and back and everything else in between!
Cheers folks - here's to the next one. :cheers:
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Ooops - forgot we had to confirm.
I'm confirming!!
Somehow I feel like it's me first munch again!confused :scared:
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Just seen this!
Cali, Morbius there are no words adequate for you.
Your memories will sustain you - I know that.
XXX
Quote by flower411
Of course for the "in" crowd they could all play the "OOOO I know who you are" game but it does seem to be just another attempt at alienating new posters.

Life is just so full of threats ain't it.
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Quote by Sappho
Swinging Poker?
I'll go first...
"Will, I will take your straight self and raise it to 'bi' and present you with my lovely friends Nola & Kaz as part of the deal .. your go!" :twisted:
(Ladies, just nod ;-))

So, Will, my darling... what will you raise him??? :twisted:
Sappho (settling down comfortably with a Pimms)
Ahem.... can I settle down with you - and watch. ( I seriously think Will'd be better checking or maybe even folding!!)
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Quote by little gem
I can think of a couple of things to barter with! lol ;)
How about ironing goldfish? Do they not count anymore? confused
kiss LG. x

Eggsactly what I was thinking of!! :angel:
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Quote by BIoke
Bloke... you want me, don't you!
lol
kiss LG. x

Maybe.. what do you have to barter with? :happy:
Now why is it that I can think of a few things that will adequately answer that question!!
confused
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Quote by noladreams
Looking to the left of me

That made me grin,........

And me!!
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Quote by P1ayMate
And that goes for all sexes.
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how many are there?
I can think of three.
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I think sex and sexuality are two different things.
I agree in part but doesn't one's sexuality tend to influence whom you have sex with?
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Just back from a lovely walk. From the top of my lane I watched wonderful cloud formations coming over the Black Mountains. By the time they gone over the Graig and on their way to Monmouth they'd become solid, dark grey and stormy. There was one band that stretched from Abergavenny all the way to Hereford. So many different colours and hues. Thick, brooding and threatening underneath and light, fluffy and mashed potato like on top. All of it accompanied by various birdsong and breeze with not a car, train or plane within earshot. Wonderful stuff!

I wonder if you saw "Weatherman Walking" this evening. Wouldn't watch it normally but he was starting at Llanthony Priory and walking up to the ridge and beyond. Your territory!
I was driving down the Llanthony Valley once with the windows open. Could've sworn I heard a banjo playing.
Did you understand the farmer's explanation of how it came to be called Llanthony?? confused
Tarra!
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Did I say something stupid? I meant it as the spirit of the AUP.
I've not been 'round much lately. I've obviously missed something. dunno
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Quote by Missy
Quick one cos couldn't get on here
Can't send it anonymously now lol So the recipient is anonymous :cool:
Close to my heart
A special friend
Except when camping
He drives you round the bend
Laughed like a drain
At the cold wash trauma
He'll always have my arms
To make him warmer
Love to you for yesterday
In my mind you're never far away
kiss

And ditto to that from me :kiss:
Talking of laughing like a drain when camping! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well I can't say ditto although I subscribe to the warmth of the sentiment. He's a fine fella (said in as manly a way Choon can muster)
By the way I think the mention of drains and camping are in extremely bad taste!!
I sit here suitably chastened for being a miserable 'valentine' sod and then getting some lovely messages. redface Thank you - you lovely things you!! :kiss:
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Andy Powell - 'embarrassed and disappointed to find himself in this situation'!!!!
:giggle: He drove a fucking golf buggy down the M4!! :giggle:

He was disappointed he had to call in at the services to top up the battery. Still at least the battery had more cells than his brain.
One dimensional on the pitch - zero dimensional off it! rolleyes
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What raises my bar? confused
I notice a lot of people have related it experiences good or bad.
Aaahhh experiences - I remember those!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm close to Hereford :twisted:

Well I'm closer!! (I fear we are neither close enough to Jemmima's beautifully drawn description of what she wants :sad: ).
Well hello and welcome Jemmima.
Long time since I read any of the AUP but generally it boils down to treating others with respect and discretion and not behaving like a twit (that's a bit subjective but it doesn't look as though you will have any problems interpreting what it means)
Enjoy.
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Ah - last year - had a blast then.
Happy days!
The days of wine and roses
Are but a fleeting chance.
A time to revel in the good
With ne'er a backward glance.

My little Valentine for all on SH.
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Quote by brucie
And that goes for all sexes.
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how many are there?
I can think of three.
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Can I have the extra virgin please???
By the way Missy I don't think a plastic sheet is going to contain what I have in mind.....
Is it possible to blow bubbles in olive oil?
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Sounds bloody fantastic to me. :twisted:
Me - easily led??
Shall I bring the balsamic vinegar for the salad with the meal after? bolt
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I like strong minded women (as opposed to weak minded).
What I don't like is anyone who is judgemental, boorish or who expresses their strong minded views in an aggressive manner. And that goes for all sexes.
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Quote by Freckledbird
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

rolleyes
God help us next weekend!!
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Quote by TheLovelyOne

Glad to see you raising the standards...

Is that sarcasm or patronage? duel
Affection.
You read quality in depth. I read quantity, with an eclectic bent.
How d'you know she doesn't skim them then?? wink
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poke
:giggle:
You want to get a real stick and try that! :wink:
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Quote by willxx69
Sappho Jr's boyfriend comes from a Welsh family - so tomorrow is important.

Aha! Do you reserve the right to shoot him with an arrow if he approaches the house after dark??
Unfortunately, losing Gethin Jenkins is a real blow but I reckon Wales could do it. I don't think anyone will win the Grand Slam this year - it's too close.
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Quote by brucie
as with all these singles/swinging debates, i think the OP is missing the subtle difference between NSA and swinging.

OK - that's it! I'm off to join NSA Heaven now then.
Interesting question there mind you.
Are all the swinging couples on this site, who have sex with singles, taking advantage of the singles' willingness to engage in NSA sex?
I feel so used!!
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