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westerross
9 hours ago
Straight Male, 65
England

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Quote by little gem
As long as he doesn't choose the one that says... tie the ring to your nuts and dangle it in her face first thing in the morning... I should imagine it'll go well!

That made me wince. :shock:
Marms, you old romantic dog you - and Cocoa a diamond amongst diamonds. Made in heaven I'd say - congratulations to you both.
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Quote by MikeNorth
should always look before you leap....
and think before you write....

innocent
(Just filling in for fb)
You forgot: two's.
:whistling:
How can you quote "two's" when "twos" is "twos"?
Jeez - I'm all ""'d out.
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Now I wish this'n had stayed serious fer a bit longer 'cos I really think there is such a thing as a 'hardened swinger'.
To my mind it is someone who 'gets it'. This concept was given to me by someone who has moved on from the scene not so long ago. I say this as someone who, quite honestly, probably didn't get it when I was trying to be a swinger.
This is not a game. It is not one-sided. And to participate you have to be mature knowledgeable and - yes quite hardened. There are softer versions but, of course, that is all relative.
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Quote by Dave_Desert229
Fourth in the league.
Boring boring, yo bewtiful Baggies.

dunno
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Hope the bar's not closed.
Can I have a glass of Cote Rotie '95 please - slightly chilled.
Murky boocoo.
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PS leave the rest of the bottle here while your about it..... :twisted:
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Quote by little gem
"Fun, but in no sense civilized"

Mwhahahahahaha! :P
kiss LG. x

Like Nellie's new jacket!! sillyhwoar:
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Aaah Alex - I remember her well. Now is there a Xxxxsparrow in there somewhere somewhere?
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Fart with such deafening resonance that you can't hear the Tiger Roar.
Then you can blame not copping on as the result of the beautiful woman being snooty with no sense of humour! :undecided:
Sorry folks, I'm having a little difficulty understanding parts of this thread. confused
As for sexual inadequacies being the reason why someone is a troll - I believe there are many reasons why someone might behave as a troll and sexual inadequacy might be one of them.
More likely to make 'em a wanker I reckon, though. wink
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Well Lostie - you won't know who I am but I am sorry to see you go. :doh: Methinks he went a while ago!
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Quote by willxx69
As Sappho has stated elsewhere, the kids breaking up for school hols puts a bit of a damper on any plans.
However, she did send me a text the other day saying, "Why don't we get Sappho Jr to babysit one evening and go out to take some pics." :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
So, if you're lucky there might be some more Sappho pics :happy: :happy:
Will
PS I s'pose, whilst we have the camera out I could ask her to take some pics of me - but you wouldn't want naked Will pics, now would you?

Why don't I bring my camera and you can both star!!
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Quote by willxx69
Dancing round the kitchen to Led Zeppelin with my five-year old twin daughters!

Seeing this! And just being here again.
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Quote by couplefunuk
Remember......I wanna be there!!!

I think we should organise our own wink
We have a 15ft swimming pool...... lol
*Her*
Well I've got a 16ft oil pool - so there! :wink:
Care to join me? The Laird and Lady Feebee are, of course, welcome.
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Quote by Sappho
Sappho pops head around the door, better late than never, from her sojourn in the wilderness which is called the PTA...
Please, please, please, if you have room for a small skinny one and a friend, can we play too? Will bring almond oil, ready warmed in the navels of bi-curious swinging virgins, promise!
Where is my copy of Little Birds???

Just when I thought it couldn't get more interesting!!! :rascal:
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Not many virgins around here - but I'll provide the extra virgin if yer like!!
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Give me Ian McKewan any day. Atonement was awesome although a certain person called Angelica on here exposed the full complexity of the story for me. Just into Solar now.
Jane Austen is so beautifully observed and crafted one cannot ignore such beauty.
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Quote by TheLovelyOne

Créme de la créme?
And I know... but I have an acute lack of gravity!

Oh spare us your Maggie Smith impression!! I knew exactly what you meant :P
Anyway I've had quite enough of old schools for one day!
Actually I think you missed the acuity of the gravity!

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Quote by TheLovelyOne

You've got nerve gel! :giggle:

Hehe - no - I've got Waspeze, paracetamol, plasters - but no nerve gel!
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Créme de la créme?
And I know... but I have an acute lack of gravity!
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Antici

Quote by TheLovelyOne
pation!
:smug: :smug: :smug:

You've got nerve gel! :giggle:
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Why not roll around on yer black kit whilst wearing yer red kit.
Then it'll go all black. When you've replaced it with new red gear you can take some satisfaction in having twice as much black gear (and then give me a ring! wink)
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I don't even know me these days. So how anybody else could claim to know me is a mystery to me. P'raps, if anyone does, they could contact me and tell me. Save a helluva lot of time methinks.
I managed to get 'me' in that post 8 times!! :smug:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
What can only be described as fucking excellent news about a friend's health biggrin:

If that's what I thik it is - itis good news indeed! :-)
Quote by Sarah
There's a few people on this thread that I'm tempted to send a wink to now (God I'm predictable rolleyes). But then I'd want to add something to it to personalise it. Can you do that or does it defeat the object? dunno
<<<<<Choon (wink virgin)>>>>>
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Why don't you try it out and see? lol
Damn - I just did and it doesn't!! :sad:
I wanted to add 'Life is like a butterfly'
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
I categorise mine on the Richter scale!
There's only been one, really, that I remember with a little judder of semi-revulsion!

Is that why Penarth Pier collapsed??!!
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There's a few people on this thread that I'm tempted to send a wink to now (God I'm predictable rolleyes). But then I'd want to add something to it to personalise it. Can you do that or does it defeat the object? dunno
<<<<<Choon (wink virgin)>>>>>
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