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westerross
3 hours ago
Straight Male, 65
England

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Quote by corrie2010
Tune where is your TM on bollox gone on your strap line? you were the first one to get me into bollox lol

And there was me trying to get you into my bollocks and all you were interested in was bollox in general!! rolleyes
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Quote by willxx69
The written word is not an easy medium for some people. It doesn't mean they're stupid, or that their opinions are less valid than those of the more articulate.

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Absolutely, and I hope that I got that point across in my original post - though not as succinctly as you.
Will
Are you implying you had verbal diaho...... diarrh.....dirhro.. oh bollox!
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Quote by flower411

Actually (without wishing to conjure up phantoms from the past!) it was ....
Veni, Vidi, Postie!
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Damn Choon, that was a blast from the past :smile:
Oh fuckit !!!
Don`t tell me I`ve gone and started a cliquey thread ??
Just read the flipping words!
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P'raps I should add....
Atonement
Cannery Row (best opening page of descriptive text I know)
The Pearl
Hotel Honolulu
The Big Sleep
Pride and Prejudice
The Odyssey
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Quote by awayman

Glad to see you raising the standards...

Is that sarcasm or patronage? duel
Affection.
You read quality in depth. I read quantity, with an eclectic bent.
How d'you know she doesn't skim them then?? wink
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Quote by Lost
Veni, vidi ...

Thats typical that is you came, you saw, you are conkers rolleyes
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Actually (without wishing to conjure up phantoms from the past!) it was ....
Veni, Vidi, Postie!
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I am not allowing this view to remain just a plain 'ole humble view - it is going to be a fully fledged reply.
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J D Salinger - just where did you hide any of the other novels?
Josef Stalin - was it all really necessary?
Ghandi - you like us really don't you?
Maggie Thatcher - I'm pairing you off with Josef.
Naomi Campbell - well we can't have everybody talking can we?
Christine Bleakely - just because.
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Hehe, in my view this is the one area where the largest proportion of people say one thing but are probably prepared - in an alcohol fuelled moment - to do something else.
Choon waits fer the wave of opprobrium - delivered by 50% who do live by their principles and 50% who want everybody to think that they do!!
I, of course, am in the first 50%!! :angel:
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Quote by st3v3
I`ve noticed that on some other sites you receive messages from young nubile women as soon as you join. :thumbup:
It`s been a while since I joined but I understand that this is a service still not provided by SH !!
Is this just an oversight ?? Will we be upgrading to this sort of service in the future ?
As so many other sites are doing it, it must be a good thing :thumbup:

If the majority of the members here wanted it and it was a sensible thing to do for the members, then I daresay we would consider it, although I would have to say that the example you use would not be of any real benefit to new members, unlike some of the other features currently under development.
Yebbut it could benefit some of the not so new members.
What about a reward scheme fer people that have been here for 40 years??
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
I thought you were supposed to count the rings round his cock...

I think someone tried that on me once.
She fell asleep rolleyes
Or are we talking the cockrings he's forgotten to take off?? confused
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It's just a convention for live text to distinguish between what one would say in normal speech and what one would shout.
You have a good shout if you want to. No law against that.
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Could I trouble you for a Woowoo please? If not I'd settle fer a Silver Mercedes:cheers:
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I think my message would be:
"Treasure the good things in your life.
Make the most of every good minute.
Minimise the number of bad minutes.
Bank your memories."

Oh and...
"Don't piss into the wind."
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Quote by Dawnie
Get your head from up your a**e and stop being such a twat...

You have been a nice twat at times though kiss
:thumbup: (but minus the :kisssmile
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Quote by Ahabs
Yes yes yes - what want to know... where are the voting buttons so I can stop feeling like a dumba**? ;)

I thought that but then thought it was probably because I'd already voted way back in the distant past.
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Tune, Essex (if someone will vouch that that is really your bum), Fatbutshaved, and Linesman all added to the list and I will update the forum one in the next few days.

By that do I infer that you can already vouch that that is really my torso?? :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
I want to big up all the friends who have been there for me during what's been a very odd year. They know who they are and I love them all.

D'you know I was thinking of coming on here and saying the same thing.
Thank you to those who have been there for me. You've no idea how much it has meant.
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Quote by Suze43
I had to type this, its a message from me to say PLEASE dont take life for granted, i did. Tell your loved ones u love them every day. Life is just too short.
Suze xx

This is so true.
Suze I really feel for you - you must be totally bewildered and shocked.
Allow yourself to rely on friends offers of help. It allows you the opportunity to say a real thank you to them later.
Don't question whether what you are doing is right or wrong. There is no formula for what you are going through and everybody reacts in their own way.
One other piece of good advice given to me is that it is alright to wallow - allow your grief to express itself fully whatever you are doing - it doesn't matter and it really does help.
My thoughts are with you.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Horrid word, as is whore - and the 'c' word confused

There... fixed it for you! :giggle:
Changed it back - don't change it again or I'll say the 'v' word! smackbottom wink
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I know how to live dangerously!!
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Can I dip me toe back in the water and ask to be put down as a provisional please?
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Home alone here after a house full at Christmas. Not good.
Just had to go out fer a bit today in the shite weather.
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Quote by tweeky
Still no nominations for my finger? flipa dunno

Quote by Lost
Ohh my God! A popularity contest rolleyes
Have updated avatar accordingly :dry:

Chuckling here, you gets my vote Tweekles biggrin
If I vote fer it, does that make two fingers?? :giggle:
I vote for FB's - I think the photography's good too.
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Quote by noladreams
..... but I'm equally happy to watch it land elsewhere.

And then you can lick it up and swallow it. :giggle:
Speaking as one of the givers of this life (:saintlikeiconsmilerolleyes I always feel that swallowers are showing so much more commitment.
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You'll find a few messages like this from me today. :giggle:
Happy Birthday sweetie pie!!
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Quote by Cassiopeia
..........finding this site again! SOOOOOOOO many names I dont know confused Has it really been that long lol. Merry Christmas to you all anyway! xxx

Seeing this!!kiss
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