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westerross
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 65
England
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Quote by SwedishGuy
And also could I change my nic name? I got a better one to use.
Any clues?
My guess is Wan Tit Now.
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I'd like to big up Witchy ( before she goes) for one who knows what makes the clock tick but also as the originator of this thread (in another guise)
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Quote by noladreams
I've just been in a drama queen mode of late... first I had Norma Desmond and now Sally Bowles.
Normally I have my boobs though
Staggerlee's avatar is cooler than cool. :thumbup:
I like your boobs (been wanting to say that for a while).
I suppose I should get out of the shower soon - it'll be all wrinkled.
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Quote by neilinleeds
A rewind button?
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Choon, if you manage to find one, will you drop me a PM and tell me where you got it? I think Gem might well be wanting one of those too.
I'm quite happy with what I'm getting for Xmas. Ten and a half days off bloody work doing bugger all, that's what.
N x x x ;)
Well I've found a fast forward button. Sometimes that's what you need. Just as long as you don't damage the recording.
I'm feeling a bit better this morning - albeit hungover.
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Quote by Kaznkev
cold!
Littlest lad asked"mummy how did the weather know winter started today?"
My windows just de-iced with that avatar!!
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the real things hotter
I'll bring the fire brigade along with me then.
Amazing what a bit of chilly weather can do for the flirting stakes judging by this thread :wink:
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I've not met yer other 'arf but I can imagine this is a match made in heaven.
Congratulations to you both and good luck.
<<<<<<Choon busy working out how he can get to see Nola in her peach meringue dress....aaahhh one day maybe.>>>>>>>
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Congratulations to you both and good luck.
<<<<<<Choon busy working out how he can get to see Nola in her peach meringue dress....aaahhh one day maybe.>>>>>>>
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Quote by Kaznkev
cold!
Littlest lad asked"mummy how did the weather know winter started today?"
My windows just de-iced with that avatar!!
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Quote by noladreams
- the England rugby team
- me
- the England football team
That's 3 yeah?
Could I play chaperone?
Referee!!
Just imagine how full the sin bin would be!! :giggle:
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Quote by brucie
men with small penises are usually aggresive.
Bless you my son.
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I do all the cooking now.
My repertoire is expanding and I'm learning more dishes as well!
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My repertoire is expanding and I'm learning more dishes as well!
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Quote by Cubes
Many happy returns Cubescent One!
:rose:
Oi!
Damn it! I missed this 'un.
Belated Happy Birfday Keeeeewwwwwbeeee!
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Fanks Chewn! Does that make you pre or post-Cubescent? :giggle:
Intra??
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Many happy returns Cubescent One!
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Oi!
Damn it! I missed this 'un.
Belated Happy Birfday Keeeeewwwwwbeeee!
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Kirsty Allsop's got nipples!!! :giggle:
OK I'll let you know when I grow up!!
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OK I'll let you know when I grow up!!
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Quote by Firelizard
Some rather important people think I am wonderful at the moment
Not just the important people.
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Quote by Resonance
Has anyone ever had sex with an onion?
Can I have the bit in the middle that you'd poke out before you start? Go very nicely with the cheese sardie I'm making. (Am I allowed a :-? here?)
As for the Tolerance bit. I think it is OK to be intolerant. You should not have to tolerate opinions with which you deeply disagree. It is OK to say 'That is unacceptable - it is intolerable'.
I know this looks like a bit of semantics but I am trying to make the point that it is how you express your 'intolerance' that counts. That's where respect and recognition of people's right to an opinion must be observed.
Sorry, I think Res has probably already said that but I just wanted to the thing about the onion in.
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Elbows are only possible with about 34D and down.
Anything bigger and it's got to be hands - mind you the view's much better from up there as well!!
Hehe!
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Anything bigger and it's got to be hands - mind you the view's much better from up there as well!!
Hehe!
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I wish!
Enjoy it while you can people. If that's what floats yer boats then just do it.
Life's too short!
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Enjoy it while you can people. If that's what floats yer boats then just do it.
Life's too short!
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Quote by Anoush
D'oy, sorry guys. I feel pretty silly for having started this whole thread in the first place.
just a rollercoaster of emotions right now. lol.
Don't worry about it. I don't think anyone thinks bad of you - especially after you've acknowledged the grumbly bit.
It's quite an interesting topic - what constitutes peaking.
Is it staying power?
Heavy coming?
Knowing what makes a partner squirm and having the patience and skill to do it?
Interesting to hear what people think.
Don't fret - we've all done embarrassing on here.
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I'd be interested in the definition of peak.
I'm well past the 18-22 bracket but I'm still looking forward to some real peaks.
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I'm well past the 18-22 bracket but I'm still looking forward to some real peaks.
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Quote by Anoush
crouched down facing the door.
hayo! thats an invitation :P
Only if yer coming in the window!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Finding a vet who didn't charge me the deposit for a new car just for sticking a thermometer up my kitty's bum
Yeah, but you wait and see how much he's gonna charge when you want him to take it out again!
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OK! OK! What's with all this Welsh then eh?
And why am I missing out!!! ???
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And why am I missing out!!! ???
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Quote by flower411
Do you know people that you wouldn`t shag ....but have no idea why ???
Have to get back to you on this one.
I need to go and ask all the people that won't shag me but I don't know why.
(I might be some time!)What could be an equally interesting question is do you know people that you shag but you have no idea why?
Perhaps that's fer another (lockable) thread..
