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wetnix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Essex

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Warming the Bed
my name is nuff...................................................well thats fairynuff init
Warming the Bed
ive looked in my book .and it means your sheds on fire .if you wake 2morrow all wet ,it means u tried to put it out .
love wetnix
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experimentation............ now that's probably the key!
I wondered if hairydynamics could be the cause (a phrase I had heard of in my youth).
I went to the library and asked.......the librarian took me to a shelf of books all about how planes fly!!!!! He must have misunderstood...
Back home I decided to test various cock-shaped items i.e. vibrator, carrot, cucumber etc.. and my member.
Still the result was the same-maybe it was something to do with vibrations of the steam flaps. So I decided to get her to slide down the bannister to see if I could measure the vibrations (unfortunately we live in a bungalow-that wasn't my best idea!).
So I am now looking for, on her behalf, a variety of assorted shapes and sizes of cocks and fannies.......
Anyone willing to participate in the name of science, please get in touch... wink
Best regards
Hugh B'stard of Wetnix, Wetnix & Co.
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from mr wet a.k.a. hugh b* wetnix is licking a pussy she often speaks,but when shes sucking a cock she says nowt. does this mean shes bi-lingual.
your thoughts would be appreciated
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thanks nwc that was posted by mr wet he always jumps in with both feet he s gone off 2polish his bike .his moto is if all else fails read the instructions
wetnix
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aint we got enuff stelth with the sick b.....ds in goverment watching us .cheers and your good stelth
wetnix
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Hi nwc so sorry to hear of your back problems (and those of other members).
Having suffered from a prolapsed disc and loss of space in discs above that I have probably tried every type of treatment known to man!
Eventually I discovered that manipulation is not a good idea as it simply puts more stress on the damaged discs. Accupuncture is still my best form of pain relief when the sciatic nerve is trapped (that's what's causing the problem with your leg). It usually takes several treatments but the relief is instant and absolute heaven!
Because of my problems I tried reflexology (massaging the feet) and found this a great help-so much so that I spent the next 3 years training and am now qualified in reflexology and reiki. I am not looking for clients but can assure you that these treatments work on the body as a whole and you feel relaxed and rejuvenated from head to toe.
Initially, when my back starts to play up I take ibuprofen and paracetamol alternately at 2 hour intervals until I can get a colleague to treat me.
If you would like to speak to me in more detail pm me and I can give you my number.
Other members please note this is a one off. I am not looking for any clients. Would just like to help a fellow swinger who is in pain.
Hope you continue to improve.
Regards
Wetnix